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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
01-16-2010, 06:14 AM
i feel bad for blind christians
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
01-16-2010, 06:59 AM
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i feel bad for blind christians
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We do too. It's sad that some Christians are blind when it comes to certain Bible verses so they ignore them. If only they could see everything and follow all of the Bible.
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01-16-2010, 08:53 AM
For the record, Manson did not commit any other the murders himself. He didn't even tell him idiotic followers to kill the Tate's. It was all Tex.
Jesus Christ. I'm 17 and I know that.
And as a defense for myself, I could be considered a hippy. Smoke pot, take acid, do shit that people wouldn't do just because it's fun. I could care less. And your "god" hasn't smitten me yet. So.. yeah. Moot point. Moving on...
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01-16-2010, 10:14 AM
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They need to get down on both knees an pray for His forgiveness.
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And so should you. You can still save yourself!
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Jesus Christ.
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Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."
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And as a defense for myself, I could be considered a hippy. Smoke pot, take acid, do shit that people wouldn't do just because it's fun. I could care less.
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You call that a defense?
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And your "god" hasn't smitten me yet. So.. yeah. Moot point.
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Does hell ring a bell? It's time to stop smoking pot and start praying before it is too late.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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01-16-2010, 11:43 AM
I am no psychologist but I see where the hippys are coming from. They are dirty, filthy lay-about sponges on the boils of humanity. Welfare money only affords them enough to buy a clapped out '66 VW bus and a 10 pound block of fine US Government Cheese like food product.
If these bums would stop the drugs, take a shower for a change and get a decent job, they could stop their whining.
I am no car collector like the Rev. or Marshall. I only haver a fwe old cars, a '63 Jag XKE (did a V-8 conversion on it), a 69 Camaro with a tube frame and a Roush engine, and a little it-al-lian '74 246GT. I still have my '84 twin turbo whale tail but it needs rings. God has my energies directed elsewhere, one day I'll fix it up, give to one of my boys. Everything else is more current.
Son, the point of all this is God does not want you to go without. The more you accumulate, the more God loves you. Ask and He shall provide.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
01-18-2010, 12:31 AM
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And as a defense for myself, I could be considered a hippy. Smoke pot, take acid, do shit that people wouldn't do just because it's fun. I could care less. And your "god" hasn't smitten me yet. So.. yeah. Moot point. Moving on...
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You really appear depressed. Browse these forums, you might find something to give your pathetic life some meaning again. It's called Salvation™.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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08-03-2010, 02:23 AM
Beware: Mexican communist hippies sporting the Citgo logo are invading the U.S.A.:
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
08-04-2010, 12:33 AM
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
08-04-2010, 01:03 AM
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There are certain breeds of dogs that are shown "corded" (AKA dreds). The way you achieve a corded coat is to not brush the animal and not bath it. I'm assuming it's the same for humans?
If one of my boys ever came home looking like this I wouldn't even give him the benefit of shaving his head. I'd brush his hair out with a pin brush until every hair was either pulled out or untangled.
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
01-17-2011, 01:18 AM
Malaysia has taken proactive steps to prevent the hippies from ruining their modern society:
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03-06-2011, 08:19 PM
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
03-07-2011, 12:57 AM
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Hellbound nigra lezbean witch will do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
03-07-2011, 12:59 AM
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I'll hazard a guess here: all of them.
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
04-17-2011, 04:56 PM
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Look here stalker, hippies are violent and a menace. Just look at what Manson and Koresh did!
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Marshall I also belive you need mental help, your just not quite right in the head. Sorry to have to tell you that but someone should tell Charlie sheen the same. Just doing a public service : ) Marijuana is a plant by the way, not a drug. have a great day ya crazy thing LOL
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
04-17-2011, 05:01 PM
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May I be permitted to submit an additional hippie subgroup?
6. Zombie Wookie Deadheads:
This group of brain-dead matted-haired sponges hide under rocks huffing reefer or playing in drum circles until the latest hippy jive jam-band comes into town. Then it's time to cluster 'en masse' to the latest venue. They wander around glassy eyed with a finger in the air hoping some fool capitalist hippy with too much money will hand over a ticket for free! (Calling them sponges is insulting to Eukaryota Porifera). In contrast to the other types mentioned above, these hippies eschew wearing shoes at all, and the soles of their feet are glazed black with the filth of years of not bathing. The dank stench of ditch weed will alert you to their presence long before they are spotted.
Notice how he can't even keep his pants on?
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your another wack job aren't you.....you sad sad thing
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
04-17-2011, 05:34 PM
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your another wack job aren't you.....you sad sad thing
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Do you understand the meaning of the word "sarcasm"? Or are you implying that you agree with Nobar King and just lack the communication skills to properly express yourself?
If you write something that you actually mean and then add a sign that says "Oh, the sarcasm" you are implying that you do not mean what you say. In this case you would be informing Nobar King that he is, in fact, not a whack job and that he is not a sad sad thing. Based on your clear lack of writing skills (your=you are, wack=whack, you are should be capitalized, you sad sad thing should be a new sentence, and you did not conclude your statement with any form of punctiation) I am going to make the assumption that you actually did mean what you wrote. Which is a slanderous remark against a True Christian™ and not something which is looked highly upon. Especially by someone who has only made 2 posts. Who are you to judge?
Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven"
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
04-27-2013, 02:11 PM
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
08-19-2017, 06:35 PM
Hippie goat-yoga soap makers:
These druggies make soap from goat's milk. To make the best soap, they must use the best milk, which obviously comes from happy goats. How does a hippie make his goat happy? They do yoga TOGETHER!
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This is a 60 minute class with the opportunity to take photos/cuddle with the goats for a few minutes following the class. Our yoga classes are accessible to all levels, while still challenging the body and mind. Stretch, strengthen, and relax the body and mind with playful and adorable goats! Each class begins with a breathing and centering exercise. Breath and movement are then paired together as you strengthen, stretch, and relax the mind and body. Each class ends in a relaxation and short guided meditation. Often the goats’ energy level mimics the activity in class, other times it does not. Either way, you are sure to smile a lot! We are certain that you will leave feeling better than when you came in! Classes are held rain or shine & mats are provided for all classes! Namaaaaaste!
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I have to wonder if cuddling is all that they're doing with these goats, or if this is a gateway to something worse.
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
08-19-2017, 06:54 PM
You sure didn't catch Jacob doing yoga with his goats! He obeyed The Lord and God increased his flocks and his household.
Proof positive that Jesus wants His followers to prosper. Non-prospering is a sign that you aren't right with the Lord, or you're lazy and not right before God, or He hasn't showered prosperity on you yet because you need to give more to His Church.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Recognizing the hippy threat -
08-25-2017, 08:53 AM
25. Ecosexuals
Beth Stephens, Ph.D., and Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., cam guide you to your ecosexual realism.
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“Anyone can be ecosexual," said Stephens and Spinkle, explaining that being an ecosexual can mean merely "acknowledging that the world around us is part of our sexual identities and experience."
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These are the people who you have to watch out for when you are just out for a nice nature walk. I'm just trying to get some exercise, I don't want to see you boning in the trees.
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