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Freehold, Iowa wins highest Economic Freedom rating in America! -
08-09-2009, 11:24 PM
For the third year in a row Freehold, Iowa has topped the Ceasar Institute's Economic Freedom Index.
"It is no coincidence that the city with the most economic freedom in America also has one of the highest per-capita incomes in America" said Samuel Worthington Jr., senior freedomologist at the Ceasar Institute's research division. "Critics say that the wealth statistics are distorted because of the extremely successful executives of Americhrist LLC, but what the critics forget is that if they like North Korea so much, they should move there."
Locals were not surprised to see Freehold holding on to the crown. "I've seen what it's like in other places" says Max Harvey, owner of Freehold's leading Casual Labor Temp Agency, "they have no economic freedom at all. You tell an employee to jump, and instead of asking 'how high' they want danger pay. And we're not talking two-story jumps, just one story!"
"I personally owe my prosperity to the church" Says Jack "buttfest" Slaughter, owner of Song of Solomon, Freehold's leading gentleman's club. "They are always here to witness to the dancers and other staff members, and their generous tips mean I can pay lower wages. Best of all is that they preach forgiveness, which was very helpful when I cancelled the employee health plan because of Swine Flu."
"I like how there is no red tape or regulations standing in the way of business." says Heather Seth, a lab technician at Metholidical Labs inc, which produces child's cough syrup, military-grade calmative agents, and other products which cannot be disclosed thanks to freeholds tough trade secrets laws.
"Business is booming in Freehold" Says Zeke Thurmond, founder of Pawn-O-Rama "I know pawnshops are doing well nationwide, but they need to see the economic powerhouse, the free-market dynamo that is Freehold."
However, there is no need for complacency. The Ceasar Institute's International Freedom Index notes that Freehold still lags behind much of Somolia in economic freedom, and last year Freehold lost 1st place on the Morality Index. First place is currently a tie between Gambia and Uzbekistan.
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Re: Freehold, Iowa wins highest Economic Freedom rating in Americ -
08-11-2009, 01:14 AM
I, for one, am extremely proud that Mayor Robbins refused the $17.2 million in so-called "stimulus funds" for public transit, the homeless shelter, a pilot school lunch program, the EPA site, and "special education teachers." We in Freehold can be proud that we have a mayor that understands the long term damage done by coddling the lazy, the weak, and the smited.
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Re: Freehold, Iowa wins highest Economic Freedom rating in Americ -
08-13-2009, 03:58 AM
Are there any military bases in or near Freehold? I'm thinking of asking my superior officer to move to this paradise.
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Re: Freehold, Iowa wins highest Economic Freedom rating in Americ -
08-13-2009, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Christiansoldier
Are there any military bases in or near Freehold? I'm thinking of asking my superior officer to move to this paradise.
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I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to say.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Freehold, Iowa wins highest Economic Freedom rating in Americ -
08-13-2009, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to say.
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Military bases (on US soil) are almost always widely known and available to the public.
Or at least that's how it is here in Virginia.
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