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I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 01:54 PM
I woke up this morning and realised equality is the way to go. Bernie Sanders is our future, his policies are in force in Canada and Europe and look how well they are doing. So if he gets nominated, I will definitely vote for him. Otherwise I guess I'll have to stick with Hillary.
Anyone coming with me to disrupt that Trump rally in Wisconsin tomorrow?
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Serving Jesus
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 03:31 PM
Brother, I fear you have been invaded by a demon. Among all the other free stuff that Bernie Sanders is offering voters is a ticket to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
And he's a Jew. A vote for a Jew is a vote against Jesus.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 04:04 PM
Jesus is a lie! I looked at my Bible and suddenly it struck me. How on Earth could Jesus be true? God? Silly! Resurrection? No way!
I am going to rape some little children in their behinds now. Hell doesn't exist so we can do whatever we want!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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An old soul
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 04:31 PM
Comrades, I too have had a grand realization that contraception and abortion represent emancipation for women. We need to provide free contraception to women across the world to limit population growth and empower women globally.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 04:41 PM
The Earth is a Sphere and Jesus has told us so!
Jeremiah 4:23
I beheld the earth, and, lo, it was without form, and void; and the heavens, and they had no light.
The Bible supports this and we're all monkeys. I have a tail.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Comrades, I too have had a grand realization that contraception and abortion represent emancipation for women. We need to provide free contraception to women across the world to limit population growth and empower women globally.
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While we're on the subject, I've given some consideration to this "gay" stuff and have come to the conclusion that it's a good thing - if nothing else it means more women for me.
I'm still against lezbeans though.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 09:50 PM
Worldwide, Pastafarians are abolishing pasta because it makes them look like obese Swedish meatballs.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Location: Black Forrest, Germany
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 10:32 PM
Obama is actually a decent human beeing.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 10:48 PM
My brain cancer has had a miraculous remission.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-01-2016, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Jesus is a lie! I looked at my Bible and suddenly it struck me. How on Earth could Jesus be true? God? Silly! Resurrection? No way!
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Jesus was a prophet of Allah (swt), but the Qur'an tells us that Allah (swt) neither begets nor is begotten.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-02-2016, 01:54 AM
I have decided to renounce the people and vote for Donald Trump who is an old rich white man. Also, I have decided to give up fornication with the white girls so as to preserve the whiteness of Babylon.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-02-2016, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I have decided to renounce the people and vote for Donald Trump who is an old rich white man. Also, I have decided to give up fornication with the white girls so as to preserve the whiteness of Babylon.
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I thought you would say you are going to be a white man.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-02-2016, 04:47 PM
You guys!
You got me, you scared the hell out of me, before I realized what date it was!
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An old soul
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-02-2016, 08:29 PM
What's the date got to do with it? How dare you laugh at us! We are all Christian friends here discussing our most cherished beliefs in a safe place.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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An old soul
True Christian™
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-02-2016, 08:31 PM
Uh, oh I get it - April fool's. Heh heh, I knew that... Good jokes everyone - we really tricked Basillica didn't we.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-03-2016, 02:45 AM
I tell you, True Christians™ are such fun people.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Serving Jesus
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Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-03-2016, 04:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I tell you, True Christians™ are such fun people.
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Amen, Brother Mayor; we are having some fun now!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Under Investigation
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Posts: 13
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Up Gerard Way's ass
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-03-2016, 05:15 PM
Same, me and everyone I know is voting for Bernie. I surely hope he wins, otherwise the country will be ruined until the next election. Especially if that slime mold we call Trump gets elected...but he won't, if he wins the republican nomination I'm sure most everyone will vote democrat
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-03-2016, 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gerardwayruinedme
...if he wins the republican nomination I'm sure most everyone will vote democrat
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You're expecting the American public to vote in their best interests??!?
Stop it, yer killin' me.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders! -
04-04-2016, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by gerardwayruinedme
Same, me and everyone I know is voting for Bernie. I surely hope he wins, otherwise the country will be ruined until the next election. Especially if that slime mold we call Trump gets elected...but he won't, if he wins the republican nomination I'm sure most everyone will vote democrat
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You know this was an April Fool's joke, right? That makes you the Fool!
No one with a half a brain would vote for Bernie, an admitted Jew and stripper-for-hire.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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