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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-25-2012, 07:38 PM

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Here's one way:

Matthew 19:12 "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

Why don't you try it? Nothing else seems to be working.
Could I try it on you?
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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-25-2012, 07:41 PM

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Could I try it on you?
I'm not the one trying to keep Satan at bay, idiot.


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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-25-2012, 08:30 PM

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I'm not the one trying to keep Satan at bay, idiot.
And you can't get to Heaven if your stones are missing.

If I were to remove my testicles how should I do it? Just use scissors?
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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-25-2012, 09:05 PM

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And you can't get to Heaven if your stones are missing. ...
I'm guessing that you're referring to Deuteronomy 23:1? It says, "shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.", not "shall not enter Heaven".

Logic isn't your strong point, is it?

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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-25-2012, 10:19 PM

Dear Ignorant Doofus:

As I was reading these posts from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I put my hand on my computer screen and received a healing of a physical ailment. Is that enough proof for you?


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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-26-2012, 09:20 PM

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Dear Ignorant Doofus:

As I was reading these posts from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I put my hand on my computer screen and received a healing of a physical ailment. Is that enough proof for you?
So you fondled with your "things" and received physical ailment? Ok, but that's pretty dirty.
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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-26-2012, 09:40 PM

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So you fondled with your "things" and received physical ailment? Ok, but that's pretty dirty.
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Psychological projection (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection)

Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings.[1]

Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted unconscious impulses or desires without letting the conscious mind recognize them...
Instead of trying to force humour out of your own obvious misunderstanding of the situation (and the most likely outcome of that is merely facepalming, and/or pity for your family and friends who have to tolerate you in real life), why not actually read the Bible and learn what it really says? Mocking people's beliefs is not only a lot easier when you have a clue what they are, it's also much more effective (because then they cannot dismiss you as merely the braindead twat you've shown yourself to be on this forum).


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Default Re: Don't Forget My Birthday - 12-27-2012, 03:17 AM

Okay, Christmas is over, so I'm closing this thread until next year (or until Jesus commands it). Things are getting too juvenile with all the hateful atheists milling around in here...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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