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The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:10 PM
I read this story this morning and nearly threw up on my Eggo Benedict.
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Pope says rich nations "plundered" Third World
Wed Apr 4, 2007 6:26am ET
By Philip Pullella
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Rich countries bent on power and profit have mercilessly "plundered and sacked" Africa and other poor regions and exported to them the "cynicism of a world without God," Pope Benedict writes in his first book.
The Pope also condemns drug trafficking and sexual tourism, saying they are signs of a world brimming with "people who are empty" yet living among abundant material goods.
One section of the book was printed in Wednesday's Corriere Della Sera daily before publication later this month by Italian publisher Rizzoli, which owns the newspaper. A Rizzoli spokeswoman confirmed the authenticity of the excerpts.
In the 400-page book, called "Jesus of Nazareth," the Pope offers a modern application of Jesus's parable of the Good Samaritan, who stopped to help a man who had been robbed by thieves when others, including a priest, had not.
"The current relevance of the parable is obvious," the Pope writes.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...src=rss&rpc=22
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First of all, these creepy cathylicks are going to hell.
Second, me and my forebearers have always traded fairly with native peoples around the world. When my ancestors arrived in this country on the Mayflower, they traded with the native people fair and square: three smallpox-infected blankets and a shiny blue marble in exchange for the state of Connecticut.
In my factories throughout Asia, I offer comprehensive health care-- anyone that sneezes or even sniffles is immediately sent to the company nurse where they are administered a fatal dose of drain cleaner, their organs and ligaments harvested for sale, and their remains tossed in a mass grave behind the facility. So it's win-win, because every day they get bread and water, 31 cents (tax free!), and the health care, and I get 18 hours of labor.
THAT'S what makes the world go around, not the communist ramblings of a homosexual pedophile in charge of a pinko cult!
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
I read this story this morning and nearly threw up on my Eggo Benedict.
First of all, these creepy cathylicks are going to hell.
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These crazy catholics seem to be ingesting a large dose of communism along with their communion wafers. I always thought that Pope John Paul lived in total luxury, covered in gold jewellery, in one of the oldest and richest palaces in the world. Now it turns out that he lived in utter poverty, probably in some kind of hippy communist squat:
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Originally Posted by Vile bogtrotting Papist news source
At the Mass yesterday morning, Cardinal Ruini described John Paul II as "a man of concrete and radical poverty. He lived in poverty, in a spontaneous, unforced way, it seemed he needed nothing, he was totally detached from money and from possessions."
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:37 PM
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At the Mass yesterday morning, Cardinal Ruini described John Paul II as "a man of concrete and radical poverty. He lived in poverty, in a spontaneous, unforced way, it seemed he needed nothing, he was totally detached from money and from possessions."
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Perhaps the poverty referenced was the loss of Jesus?
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:40 PM
I would reckon that he settled with a personal harem of altar boys instead, the sodomite communist.
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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:42 PM
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Rich countries bent on power and profit have mercilessly "plundered and sacked" Africa and other poor regions and exported to them the "cynicism of a world without God," Pope Benedict writes in his first book.
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Sounds like sour grapes to me. Ratzi the nazi and his sidekicks are just jealous they didn't get there first. Fortunately, due to the grace and good nature of people like Brother Worthington, those people now have a chance at life instead of being a butt slave to some greasy wop. Go USA and Praise Jesus.
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:46 PM
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Sounds like sour grapes to me. Ratzi the nazi and his sidekicks are just jealous they didn't get there first. Fortunately, due to the grace and good nature of people like Brother Worthington, those people now have a chance at life instead of being a butt slave to some greasy wop. Go USA and Praise Jesus.
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A good point: People in Africa must be awfully jealous of the kind, loving treatment that people living in South America got from their peaceful Catholic conquerors.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-04-2007, 05:49 PM
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A good point: People in Africa must be awfully jealous of the kind, loving treatment that people living in South America got from their peaceful Catholic conquerors.
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I'm just glad Catholics haven't set up a sovereign state which takes tribute from other nations and individuals. That would be wrong.
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-05-2007, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
In my factories throughout Asia, I offer comprehensive health care-- anyone that sneezes or even sniffles is immediately sent to the company nurse where they are administered a fatal dose of drain cleaner, their organs and ligaments harvested for sale, and their remains tossed in a mass grave behind the facility. So it's win-win, because every day they get bread and water, 31 cents (tax free!), and the health care, and I get 18 hours of labor.
THAT'S what makes the world go around, not the communist ramblings of a homosexual pedophile in charge of a pinko cult!
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I'd just like to take a moment here to say "thank you" to one of Landover Baptist Church's most valuable, kindhearted and giving True Christians™. Brother Monty, you are a shining example to us all and have nothing to apologize for. If it weren't for robust capitalists such as yourself, why half the savages in Asia would never have even seen a "doctor" or tasted the post shelf-life Wonderbread© that you ship over periodically. Your family's long history of benevolence and Godly business acumen leaves us all in awe. I blurted out a series of GLORYs and AMENs as soon as I read this thread.
Brother Monty, thanks for being who you are.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-06-2007, 02:26 AM
These "poor" nations don't need those resources and would only use them to further their sorry position in the world. Like Africa knows what to do with diamonds, right. Those resources are not intended for the people living there, otherwise they would be smarter and better looking. They are intended by Jesus to be used by the nations wealthy and capable enough to get them and put them to good use. Thats why this whole oil thing in the Middle East amuses me. That oil belongs to the nation that can put it to the best use, obviously America and small portions of Europe. The folks living in the desert wastes there have no use for such a thing unless they have camels that drink crude. They just use the money they do get to buy guns and primitive rockets.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: The Pope is a Crazy Pinko Communist -
04-06-2007, 03:36 AM
"Totally detached from money" huh?
Could that possibly be because his every need was met,he never had to think about where his next meal or embroidered dress was coming from?
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