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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-18-2015, 07:30 PM
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just because I'm left handed doesn't make me evil or I bad person
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No, apparently being evil and bad encouraged you to use your left hand.
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Christ is my saviour
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I don't believe He Saved you. Do you have any evidence?
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and I love him
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You also love using the hand that offends God. That says something about your loyalties.
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and I look at it this way
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Do you think God will change the Holy Bible for everyone past, present, and future, to reflect the way you look at things?
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god has a plan for me
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To glorify Him. You'll do that by suffering in Hell for all eternity.
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and god bless you all
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Oh, He does.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-24-2015, 12:39 AM
Hi, I found this forum because there was a funny post on Facebook about how many times the Bible said it's a sin to be left-handed. I wondered if that was true and googled, "left hand bible sin", and found this thread! At first I thought everything was satire and, admittedly, I did not read the entire 35 pages or so of comments.
But here's what struck me: there is much talk of atheists hating God and similar notions. I suppose the occasional angry troll logs in and says something nasty and leaves, which isn't very constructive and leaves the believers on this forum in dismay (or angry or whatever).
One of the most striking things about this discussion, for a non-believer such as myself, is that the Faithful do not seem to comprehend what it is like to not believe in God (or any deity). So I thought I'd take it upon myself to explain. And before people start going down the pervert/homosexual/deviant path let me say that I am 40, have three sons, am married (and heterosexual), have never been unemployed, make a lot of money, well educated with a master's degree and partially through a 2nd master's. I've never been in prison and I pay my taxes and all that. I apologize in advance if I don't properly capitalize certain religious terms. I'm trying.
So, put simply, a rational non-believer like me simply doesn't believe some conscious entity created us. I guess the reason for that is that it simply doesn't add up. I always had religion around me growing up. My Great-Grandmother was extremely devout, watched Pat Robertson and similar guys constantly until she passed at the ripe age of 99. My parents occasionally went to Church and I always struggled with the notion of God. I read a lot of science journals and such when I was a teenager. I didn't understand all of it, but the more I learned, the less seemed to fit with religion. I understand the science behind why looking deep into space with big telescopes like the Hubble shows us stars that are over 13 billion light-years away. Do you know what that means? A light-year is a measure of distance equating to the distance light travels in a year. By measuring the "red shift" of light (which I won't go into here) we can figure out how far a star/supernova, etc. is away from us (it has to emit a lot of light). I get it. The math works. Astrophysicists have equations that predict what should be observed, and those observations work out.
And there isn't some anti-God conspiracy out there. Unless you consider the pursuit of facts (science) a conspiracy. I've worked for massive corporations and getting a small group of smart people to keep some small project secret and complete it at all is a heroic undertaking. Coordinating a vast conspiracy across nations and other boundaries just isn't plausible in the slightest.
Anyway, the observable facts that we can look at with our own eyes and touch with our hands, just don't line up with ancient religion. I don't think it matters what version of the Bible you read. It's all just old stories and mysticism from when man thought the earth was flat. And before you recoil from what I just said, please do contemplate my mindset: I do not start out assuming that God is real. I know for the devout that sounds utterly mad, but when you look around and see the things us non-believers get away with, don't you wonder? Why would God give babies bone cancer? Why do the innocent suffer while evil assholes (religious or not) prosper? Stillbirth? Is it God's plan? Is it really a mysterious plan that He gives us no insight into except from a 2,000 year old collection of often conflicting stories and mandates? It seems to me that the Universe is a totally crazy, chaotic place where anything, within the bounds of physics, is possible. Babies get bone cancer sometimes because there isn't some all-encompassing morality guiding things. In a really perverse way, all the horrible things are indirect proof of no God. I can go outside and yell all sorts of obscenities about God and Jesus up at the sky and nothing will happen to me (unless I go to Hell which just really seems terribly improbable at this point).
Thousands of years ago, man wondered what the stars were, what streaks of light across the sky were caused by. Some cultures thought thunder and lightning was from gods fighting, that volcanoes were the work of a vengeful god. We thought the sun and moon and stars and everything revolved around us (well, the moon does, but that's all, and lots of man-made satellites, go science!).
And you know what? All of those mysterious things have been explained as NOT being magic or mystical. We've NEVER investigated something and said, "Yup, there you go: God".
I've been seeing reassuring statistics lately that show the younger generations are less religious and that is likely attributable to the availability of alternative viewpoints via the Internet and other forms of low-cost communication. But the trend isn't really steep enough. I think we can do better as a country.
I saw an article today that a galaxy was discovered 12.5 Billion light years away that is as bright as 300 trillion of our suns. We live about 2/3rds of the way out from the center of a rather insignificant galaxy that is clustered with other insignificant galaxies that is, in turn, one of trillions of clusters of galaxies. The Universe is vast beyond comprehension and we're just tucked away in the corner. Lucky to have a chance to experience consciousness and life.
A lot of us atheists think this one brief life we get is pretty damn amazing and we make the most of it by enjoying children, loved ones, and working on fulfilling things. Just like the Faithful on this message board!
I don't hate Jesus or God. I simply don't think they're real. In logic and law, proving a negative is considered awfully hard to do and not a reasonable burden to expect from people. Nobody can prove that there isn't a God, but that doesn't mean there is one. Face it, you learned that from your parents. You believe it because that's what faith is. Faith, by definition, really makes no sense. It is belief despite facts. But it's OK to question things! It's human nature. Take off your cloak of faith for a moment, and let yourself wonder if maybe we're just here for a brief time and then gone. Like a lucky little spark.
It's utterly terrifying. It fills me with dread. Which is how a chaotic universe should make you feel. But, given all the shitty things we all see every day, it's probably the truth.
OK, this got long and the baby is waking up. I hope one person questions, just for a moment, the fundamental assumptions they've always abided by. I admit I could be wrong, too, and I'm willing to change my mind. I've changed it a lot over the years as I learn new things. Have you?
Sincerely,
GB
P.S. I'm right-handed. So I have that going for me.
P.P.S "abided" apparently, is not a word, but I think it should be, don't you?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-24-2015, 04:53 AM
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-27-2015, 02:27 PM
Lord baby Jesus has crippled me of eyesight and made me left handed because he hates my sins and my evil birth. I was not baptized either, and I seek the holy grail of forgiveness from my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I know I'm going to hell, but the rest of you sinning left handers are coming with me with all the other rapists and killers.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-27-2015, 06:05 PM
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Lord baby Jesus has crippled me of eyesight and made me left handed because he hates my sins and my evil birth. I was not baptized either, and I seek the holy grail of forgiveness from my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I know I'm going to hell, but the rest of you sinning left handers are coming with me with all the other rapists and killers.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-27-2015, 06:07 PM
It's never too late, I was left handed but now right....with God!!
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Lord baby Jesus has crippled me of eyesight and made me left handed because he hates my sins and my evil birth. I was not baptized either, and I seek the holy grail of forgiveness from my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I know I'm going to hell, but the rest of you sinning left handers are coming with me with all the other rapists and killers.
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Rapists don't go to hell if do the right thing and they marry their rapee.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-28-2015, 11:01 PM
Landover baptist church is a corrupt church that uses the word of God to promote its own satanic agenda. They profess Christianity but yet are nothing more than wolves in sheeps clothing. They will burn in the lake of fire for their perverse and contradictory ways and for discriminating against left-handed people (unless they repent of their wickedness), and when "Landover" and its occult followers do get thrown into the lake of fire, they will be told to "bendover" by the evil one (since thats what they do anyway, by the way they talk in this forums). Those of you legit, God-fearing members leave this site and this church before they corrupt you as well. Open your eyes you blind people.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
05-28-2015, 11:10 PM
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Landover baptist church is a corrupt church that uses the word of God to promote its own satanic agenda.
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You're confused. The Holy Bible is God's word, not Satan's. Satan's word is on PBS.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-02-2015, 03:05 PM
Well... I have to admit I am not left-handed (although I do eat the left-handed way)... but after seeing this, I kind of wish I was. You are either born left or right-handed, and it isn't really choice unless you make a conscious effort to change it. Why the majority of people are born right-handed I'm not quite sure, but some people just cannot accept there are others who are different! You are ridiculous if you think left-handers are possessed by Satan - some of the left-handers I know are about as nice as you can get. But then, I don't believe anything from the bible, I think it's all nonsense, especially when we consider it's the same source that believed the Earth was around 6,000 years old, which turned out completely wrong.
Of course I am fully aware I am going to get banned from this ridiculous forum... in fact, I would go as far as saying that I want to. If I can become a 'Confirmed Enemy of God', that would make my day. Christians, say what you want, because I'm probably not coming back here. But at the same time, a shout-out from me goes to everyone else here who got banned for speaking out against this idiotic belief... I am on your side, fighting with you.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-02-2015, 03:34 PM
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Well... I have to admit I am not left-handed (although I do eat the left-handed way)... but after seeing this, I kind of wish I was. You are either born left or right-handed, and it isn't really choice unless you make a conscious effort to change it. Why the majority of people are born right-handed I'm not quite sure, but some people just cannot accept there are others who are different! You are ridiculous if you think left-handers are possessed by Satan - some of the left-handers I know are about as nice as you can get. But then, I don't believe anything from the bible, I think it's all nonsense, especially when we consider it's the same source that believed the Earth was around 6,000 years old, which turned out completely wrong.
Of course I am fully aware I am going to get banned from this ridiculous forum... in fact, I would go as far as saying that I want to. If I can become a 'Confirmed Enemy of God', that would make my day. Christians, say what you want, because I'm probably not coming back here. But at the same time, a shout-out from me goes to everyone else here who got banned for speaking out against this idiotic belief... I am on your side, fighting with you.
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I'm confused, dear. Your method of fighting consists of signing up on private forums, antagonizing people, and getting banned?
You atheists have some funny ideas about justice.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-02-2015, 05:32 PM
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some of the left-handers I know are about as nice as you can get.
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So, you admit that some of your left-handed friends are evil?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-02-2015, 08:11 PM
I know I said I probably wouldn't return, but I think I will respond to some of the posts I have seen.
"I'm confused, dear. Your method of fighting consists of signing up on private forums, antagonizing people, and getting banned?"
Well you could say that. Thing is, I was very angry to come here and see that left-handed people were being spoken about in such a way, when it's how they were born, not out of choice, very few of them are evil people who worship Satan, and most of them have done nothing wrong... except, maybe not being 'extremely religious', which is no crime (or certainly not with me). Luckily most of us have accepted left-handed people as a part of society, and realized it is okay to be different, and those who haven't are the ones causing the problems, not the left-handed people themselves. So to more accurately describe my method of 'fighting', I am voicing an opinion. I want to show my support to those who condemned this belief here, while having a go at those who are for it. Plus, how is this is a private forum? It's on the web, I found it, it's public.
"So, you admit that some of your left-handed friends are evil?"
To be honest, with most people I haven't payed very much attention to whether they are left or right-handed... I think I can remember one from primary school who was very annoying, but that's about it, really. I can think of many other great friends who are left-handed. But it's the same with everyone - some right-handed people are very nice, others are assholes. It works exactly the same way with left-handed people. There is no difference.
Anyway, we all know this forum is not my place, so I definitely won't be posting very much more. I've seen threads here about homosexuality being wrong, and what I think of that is pretty much the same as what I think of this thread. Also, some of the people here who are anti-religious and come here with the intention of attacking it, to call them "Enemies of God" or wish them well a very short trip to SATAN's Lair, I think you should be aware that to be associated with Satan is exactly what they want.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-04-2015, 03:33 AM
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I know I said I probably wouldn't return, but I think I will respond to some of the posts I have seen.
"I'm confused, dear. Your method of fighting consists of signing up on private forums, antagonizing people, and getting banned?"
Well you could say that. Thing is, I was very angry to come here and see that left-handed people were being spoken about in such a way, when it's how they were born, not out of choice, very few of them are evil people who worship Satan, and most of them have done nothing wrong... except, maybe not being 'extremely religious', which is no crime (or certainly not with me). Luckily most of us have accepted left-handed people as a part of society, and realized it is okay to be different, and those who haven't are the ones causing the problems, not the left-handed people themselves. So to more accurately describe my method of 'fighting', I am voicing an opinion. I want to show my support to those who condemned this belief here, while having a go at those who are for it. Plus, how is this is a private forum? It's on the web, I found it, it's public.
"So, you admit that some of your left-handed friends are evil?"
To be honest, with most people I haven't payed very much attention to whether they are left or right-handed... I think I can remember one from primary school who was very annoying, but that's about it, really. I can think of many other great friends who are left-handed. But it's the same with everyone - some right-handed people are very nice, others are assholes. It works exactly the same way with left-handed people. There is no difference.
Anyway, we all know this forum is not my place, so I definitely won't be posting very much more. I've seen threads here about homosexuality being wrong, and what I think of that is pretty much the same as what I think of this thread. Also, some of the people here who are anti-religious and come here with the intention of attacking it, to call them "Enemies of God" or wish them well a very short trip to SATAN's Lair, I think you should be aware that to be associated with Satan is exactly what they want.
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You dare promote the deviant, retrograde behaviors of left handedness and hot, sweaty, violent, ball-slapping anal sex in one sweeping statement, and on a Christian forum? Do you enjoy making Jesus weep, pervert?
Next you'll be yelling at us about how it's "okay" to be a negroe...
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-22-2015, 09:08 PM
I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy. The Milkyway is one galaxy of 1,000 billion or more... Yet you people are dumb enough to believe the writings of people who had absolutely no piffleing clue that they were made up of trillions of cells, atoms and DNA?
So... You take the writings of people who actually thought the sun revolved around us.... as fact?
You know Jesus probably didn't even exist, right? But if he did -- he surely wouldn't want you to call non-believers unsaved trash or scum? Being a hypocrite is a sin.. and EVERY SINGLE piffleING ONE OF YOU IS A HYPOCRITE.
Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
But sure -- Keep riding your high horse judgement and indignation. When you die, you can rot in the earth and be worm food... hopefully before that though you peek back at how much of your life you piffleing wasted believing the scriptures of old, drunk, uneducated asswipes who thought owning slaves was cool... and that women were slaves to man...
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-22-2015, 09:13 PM
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I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy. The Milkyway is one galaxy of 1,000 billion or more... Yet you people are dumb enough to believe the writings of people who had absolutely no piffleing clue that they were made up of trillions of cells, atoms and DNA?
So... You take the writings of people who actually thought the sun revolved around us.... as fact?
You know Jesus probably didn't even exist, right? But if he did -- he surely wouldn't want you to call non-believers unsaved trash or scum? Being a hypocrite is a sin.. and EVERY SINGLE piffleING ONE OF YOU IS A HYPOCRITE.
Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
But sure -- Keep riding your high horse judgement and indignation. When you die, you can rot in the earth and be worm food... hopefully before that though you peek back at how much of your life you piffleing wasted believing the scriptures of old, drunk, uneducated asswipes who thought owning slaves was cool... and that women were slaves to man...
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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07-22-2015, 09:16 PM
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I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy. The Milkyway is one galaxy of 1,000 billion or more... Yet you people are dumb enough to believe the writings of people who had absolutely no piffleing clue that they were made up of trillions of cells, atoms and DNA?
So... You take the writings of people who actually thought the sun revolved around us.... as fact?
You know Jesus probably didn't even exist, right? But if he did -- he surely wouldn't want you to call non-believers unsaved trash or scum? Being a hypocrite is a sin.. and EVERY SINGLE piffleING ONE OF YOU IS A HYPOCRITE.
Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
But sure -- Keep riding your high horse judgement and indignation. When you die, you can rot in the earth and be worm food... hopefully before that though you peek back at how much of your life you piffleing wasted believing the scriptures of old, drunk, uneducated asswipes who thought owning slaves was cool... and that women were slaves to man...
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Dear friend,
you cast aspersions at us for respecting God's multiple decrees to own slaves, but we have been exceedingly gentle when it comes to pointing out your complete lack of moral foundation. Surely a young lady of your... intelligence realizes the hypocrisy of an atheist pretending to have a conscience in lieu of a relationship with the Creator. Atheism is nothing more than an excuse for sexual misconduct and drug abuse.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-22-2015, 10:06 PM
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I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
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In spite of your unpromising first post, may I reiterate Dr Niles's welcome. You will find the introduction forum here.
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I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
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I do hope not - we would love to get to know you better. And God has brought you here for a reason.
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There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy.
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Really? If you are going to make claims like this, we would expect to see reliable, biblical evidence.
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Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
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So are you a Solist? I don't think we've had a sun-worshiper here recently and we would all be fascinated to hear more about your quaint superstitions.
The rest of your post is just rude and you will probably regret it in the morning, when you sober up. But in the meantime, do introduce yourself properly.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-22-2015, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by g0dlessheathen
I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy. The Milkyway is one galaxy of 1,000 billion or more... Yet you people are dumb enough to believe the writings of people who had absolutely no piffleing clue that they were made up of trillions of cells, atoms and DNA?
So... You take the writings of people who actually thought the sun revolved around us.... as fact?
You know Jesus probably didn't even exist, right? But if he did -- he surely wouldn't want you to call non-believers unsaved trash or scum? Being a hypocrite is a sin.. and EVERY SINGLE piffleING ONE OF YOU IS A HYPOCRITE.
Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
But sure -- Keep riding your high horse judgement and indignation. When you die, you can rot in the earth and be worm food... hopefully before that though you peek back at how much of your life you piffleing wasted believing the scriptures of old, drunk, uneducated asswipes who thought owning slaves was cool... and that women were slaves to man...
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See, people, this is how bitter and hateful you become when you choose to be left handed. Learn from this sinful southpaw and be warned of the consequences.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-23-2015, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by g0dlessheathen
I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy. The Milkyway is one galaxy of 1,000 billion or more... Yet you people are dumb enough to believe the writings of people who had absolutely no piffleing clue that they were made up of trillions of cells, atoms and DNA?
So... You take the writings of people who actually thought the sun revolved around us.... as fact?
You know Jesus probably didn't even exist, right? But if he did -- he surely wouldn't want you to call non-believers unsaved trash or scum? Being a hypocrite is a sin.. and EVERY SINGLE piffleING ONE OF YOU IS A HYPOCRITE.
Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
But sure -- Keep riding your high horse judgement and indignation. When you die, you can rot in the earth and be worm food... hopefully before that though you peek back at how much of your life you piffleing wasted believing the scriptures of old, drunk, uneducated asswipes who thought owning slaves was cool... and that women were slaves to man...
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-23-2015, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by g0dlessheathen
I've never found such a place of insanity -- You people are literally the kings & queens of nuts.
I'm going to be banned right away, but hey, hopefully, one of you guys read this.
There are 100,000 billion habitable planets in our galaxy. The Milkyway is one galaxy of 1,000 billion or more... Yet you people are dumb enough to believe the writings of people who had absolutely no piffleing clue that they were made up of trillions of cells, atoms and DNA?
So... You take the writings of people who actually thought the sun revolved around us.... as fact?
You know Jesus probably didn't even exist, right? But if he did -- he surely wouldn't want you to call non-believers unsaved trash or scum? Being a hypocrite is a sin.. and EVERY SINGLE piffleING ONE OF YOU IS A HYPOCRITE.
Be amazed by the universe, treat the sun as your god, and respect others the same way you want to be respected. Not that hard, eh?
But sure -- Keep riding your high horse judgement and indignation. When you die, you can rot in the earth and be worm food... hopefully before that though you peek back at how much of your life you piffleing wasted believing the scriptures of old, drunk, uneducated asswipes who thought owning slaves was cool... and that women were slaves to man...
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We are not interested in your silly fairy tales about distant galaxies and space ships traveling to Mars. We are here for fellowship and praise with other Christians. If you seek to explain how things really are, you are late to the party. Some unsaved wretch or another comes along about every other day to tell us what idiots we are. That's OK. God said it would be hard to follow His path, but He loves us for it. You hate God and, as a result, He hates you right back. You will have to go to Hell if you don't come to Jesus. Was I you, I believe I'd get right with Jesus right now. We are expecting the End shortly and you will likely be left behind.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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