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Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 09:39 AM
In doing a paper on the various ways our youth get lured into Hell bound ways, I came across this group. Brothers and sisters pray to God Almighty these folks stay in England.
Here are some of the sub groups: Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats,
This is what a typical "Chavette" Looks like. They are unemployed and have teen sex. They are undesireable and if you see one on our soil, notifythe DOF ASAP!
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 12:22 PM
I have never run across this sort of unsaved vermin here in Godly Freehold. Please continue to keep us up-to-date on your findings.
He looks like a fat circus clown to me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 12:43 PM
I googled a few of those group names and came up with a few instructional videos. As for the Chavs, I doubt they would survive the homer bashers here in Godly Freehold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1V-rpXxWcA&NR
As far as I can tell, Skangers http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=skanger&hl=en are just tards that flunked out of special ed. Either way, I'd prefer to not invite them to church.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 02:52 PM
I think one of these dreadful chavs is a character in hellbound British sickcom Little Britain. It is disgusting.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 06:05 PM
I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 06:13 PM
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I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
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and her continuing stream of anti-Christian statements? Is that "nothing wrong with her" Ixi?
When will the hate end Ixi?
When?
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 06:45 PM
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I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
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Just her style? The issue is her "style" is an afront to God and Jesus and will lead her directly to Hell!
There is something wrong with her, majorly wrong. She isn't Truly Saved™. You also have this problem. Not being Truly Saved™ is a big problem as it leads to eternal torture in Hell.
Repent and get right with the Lord and His favorite church before Jesus tires of your blasphemy and dropkicks you into Hell.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 06:50 PM
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I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
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Then what quarrel do you have with us? Isn't it "just our style" that we're Saved® True Christians™ (unlike you) and that we're on our way to Heaven (again, unlike you)?
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Chavs worse than goths?? Well both are Unsaved, hellbound sinners, so no need to worry there. In Christ's name I hope that the Chav menace stays here in England!! Filthy unsaved scum offending the Lord have no place in the Godly United States.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-25-2006, 09:50 PM
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In Christ's name I hope that the Chav menace stays here in England!! Filthy unsaved scum offending the Lord have no place in the Godly United States.
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amens, Miss.Rain . i been learnin all abouts chaffin chavs , but there somethin i not unnerstand abouts them
why do they commits them burberry abuses? an is Miss.Kate Moss a chav by burberry abuse associ-a-shuns?
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-26-2006, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain
Chavs worse than goths?? Well both are Unsaved, hellbound sinners, so no need to worry there. In Christ's name I hope that the Chav menace stays here in England!! Filthy unsaved scum offending the Lord have no place in the Godly United States.
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Have no fear, Sister Rain. If any chavery made an appearance on the godly shores of America, they'd be a laughing stock. Even goths would temporarily snap out of their self-indulgent depression to point and guffaw. To Americans, a chav is nothing more than a clown.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-26-2006, 12:31 AM
Chavs are nothing short of an affront to the LORD:
"And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel."
Zephaniah 1:8
Their clothing would certainly fall under strange apparel...
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-26-2006, 12:33 AM
They are almost as perverted as emos.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-26-2006, 02:58 PM
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They are almost as perverted as emos.
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I agree Mikey.
It's a shame they don't just all get together in one Bathroom and slit each others wrists.
It'll be the one and only time their Dad won't mind them using his Razor.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-27-2006, 05:06 AM
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I agree Mikey.
It's a shame they don't just all get together in one Bathroom and slit each others wrists.
It'll be the one and only time their Dad won't mind them using his Razor.
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Praise Jesus Sister Talitha! You have just ...I mean Jesus has just given me an idea.
LBC can start a new ministry to the goth/emo/chav/whatever deathcult homers out there. We can set up black tents next to their concerts or "raves", and invite them in for free razor blades and suicide.
By providing a clean, safe place to express themselves, we will be helping them and Jesus at the same time. And the beauty of it is, the liebrals can't complain about it! Our ministry would be no diffrent than the homers handing out free condoms to encourage sodomy, or the demoncrats handing out free needles to shoot marijuana with. PRAISE JESUS!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
09-27-2006, 08:55 AM
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Praise Jesus Sister Talitha! You have just ...I mean Jesus has just given me an idea.
LBC can start a new ministry to the goth/emo/chav/whatever deathcult homers out there.
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I don't know much about chavs, but God Almighty!, Clay Aiken is in the news again, leading untold thousands of middle-age Christian homemakers away from their babies, chores and husbands. Aiken is so creepy, he makes the Baby Jesus's skin crawl.
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By providing a clean, safe place to express themselves, we will be helping them and Jesus at the same time. And the beauty of it is, the liebrals can't complain about it! Our ministry would be no diffrent than the homers handing out free condoms to encourage sodomy, or the demoncrats handing out free needles to shoot marijuana with. PRAISE JESUS!!
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-08-2006, 10:56 AM
ok ok ok u guys really need something cleared up. Right the person in the pic is a charecter from a popular british tv show little britain( being english i know this) . And yes there are chavs in england . It is part of british culture and if it bother you u can't exactly talk being american!
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-08-2006, 10:59 AM
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ok ok ok u guys really need something cleared up. Right the person in the pic is a charecter from a popular british tv show little britain( being english i know this) . And yes there are chavs in england . It is part of british culture and if it bother you u can't exactly talk being american!
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Do you seriously expect us to believe that English is your first language? Come off it, Abu Hamza.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-08-2006, 11:04 AM
I don't need you to beleive me I am English and I don't mind if you think I am not cause you are wrong!
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-08-2006, 11:32 AM
Whether you are English or not (it is not up to me to make that judgement) you obviously do not know what the greatest race is. It is the great, Godly American race. You said that they could not make judgements on the English subcultures because they are American, but that privilege gives them that exact right.
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