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Default 50,000 years? Pull the other one, scientists! - 02-18-2017, 11:32 PM

More lies from atheistic science.
I TIMOTHY 6
Charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded, nor trust in uncertain riches, but in the living God, who giveth us richly all things to enjoy; That they do good, that they be rich in good works, ready to distribute, willing to communicate; Laying up in store for themselves a good foundation against the time to come, that they may lay hold on eternal life. O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith.
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Penny Boston

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In a Mexican cave system so beautiful and hot that it is called both Fairyland and hell, scientists have discovered life trapped in crystals that could be 50,000 years old.
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The bizarre and ancient microbes were found dormant in caves in Naica, Mexico, and were able to exist by living on minerals such as iron and manganese, said Penelope Boston, head of NASA's Astrobiology Institute.



The Bible allows for no such time period as 50,000 years. Scientists who say either that The Bible is a load of superstition and false claims or that it does allow for 50,000 years to have elapsed are declaring that God is ignorant of His creation, in the latter case, or that The Bible is a load of superstition and false claims.


Take your pick.


In either case no Christian should pay heed to these contradictions of God's Inerrant Word.
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Default Re: 50,000 years? Pull the other one, scientists! - 02-19-2017, 12:59 AM

My guess is someone crawled into that cave in 2016 and planted the evidence. Then it was "discovered".

This happens all the time with police. You can bet scientists noticed. Someone should go to jail.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: 50,000 years? Pull the other one, scientists! - 02-19-2017, 02:36 AM

I'm guessing it's promoting the lies of scientists like this that have inspired Jesus to sink Mexico City straight down to Hell without waiting for His Triumphant Return.


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Default Re: 50,000 years? Pull the other one, scientists! - 03-09-2017, 10:42 AM

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I'm guessing it's promoting the lies of scientists like this that have inspired Jesus to sink Mexico City straight down to Hell without waiting for His Triumphant Return.
The wretched Pacific islands are being dragged down too. Once-upon-a-time these "scientists" used to tell us about how magma oozed up underneath the ocean in heaps even projecting above the surface (an island) before settling to the ocean floor and creeping across to remote coastlines where it was subducted underneath continents. All such currently existing islands, they said, would slowly disappear. Islands sinking in other words was a continual process. But now they want us to believe the opposite! The islands are staying put, plate tectonics has been cancelled and now it's the oceans "rising" honestly I had to laugh. How dumb do they think we are?
Because another lesson we were taught is that "Water Always Seeks Its Own Level"

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For the past 20 years, the Solomon Islands have been a hotspot for sea-level rise. Here the sea has risen at almost three times the global average, around 7-10 mm per year since 1993. This higher local rate is partly the result of natural climate variability.


I thought of a little experiment.



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• Get a flat dish of water, about half full.
• Using an eye-dropper, drip in some water.
• Or black ink, even better.
• Look across the surface of the water.
• Does the added water (or ink) form a little lump on the surface?
• No.
• Add 1 stone to represent an island.
• Repeat adding water, sighting across the surface.
• Is the water level higher around the island?

NO


Scientists do not set the limits of the oceans. God does. And God determines which cities deserve to sink or to be rained upon with fire or which islands sink and in all cases it's the behaviour of the inhabitants provoking God to wrath. One way to achieve that is by calling Him stupid. Ignorant. Unworthy of worship when Quetzalcoatl or Rongo-maui is available.

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The yam, or sweet potato, is one of the basic food crops of Polynesia.
The god Rongo-maui went to heaven to see his brother Wahnui, the guardian of the yam. Rongo-maui stole the yam, hid it in his clothing, and returned to earth. Soon after, he made his wife, Pani, pregnant, and she later gave birth to a yam, the first on earth. Rongo-maui gave this food to humans.

God making his wife pregnant then providing the result as a heavenly gift of perpetual food to dumb humans because they couldn't manage by themselves? Yes, that's how moron these denizens think we are but we're not taken in like they were! And now the climatologists can see the results, they say, even though they need to do away with water seeking its own level first.

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1 Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:
22 Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence, which have placed the sand for the bound of the sea by a perpetual decree, that it cannot pass it: and though the waves thereof toss themselves, yet can they not prevail; though they roar, yet can they not pass over it?
23 But this people hath a revolting and a rebellious heart; they are revolted and gone.
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Default Re: 50,000 years? Pull the other one, scientists! - 03-09-2017, 10:45 PM

Sister Mitza, I usually find your posts most absorbing and informative, but in this case I got no further than
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In a Mexican cave system
and lost interest.


It has been a tiring day, though. Perhaps tomorrow, after a good night's sleep, I will find it in my heart to care about something that happened to the Mexicans?


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Default Re: 50,000 years? Pull the other one, scientists! - 03-10-2017, 06:34 AM

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sink Mexico City straight down to Hell
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As the city population grows and water demand increases, the problem will only get worse. "It needs to be stopped because it's too late to be remedied," Noel said. "The city needs to find a way to figure out their water problem. They really need to look into alternatives like collecting rainwater, which makes so much sense in a city like this, which gets so much rainfall every year."
But will they consider breeding less catholics? Not on your nellie! Pope Frank the Poverty Stricken needs more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more to pay for his corpse worship and exquisite lace-clad skeletons and solid gold everything and gem encrustation and all those cardinals need paying! Then there's the palaces, mansions, sovereign retreats masquerading as "museums" and castles requiring upkeep regardless of whether they're occupied.


clicking these links just takes you to a photo in case you're interested to estimate dollar values
Major Papal and Roman Archbasilica of the Most Holy Savior and Saints John the Baptist and the Evangelist in Lateran, Mother and Head of All Churches in Rome and in the World
Basilica di Santa Maria Maggiore
Basilica of Saint Paul Outside the Walls
Lateran Palace
Palazzo San Callisto
Pontificium Collegium Civitatum Foederatarum Americae Septemtrionalis
Palazzo della Cancelleria
Palazzo di Propaganda Fide
Palazzo del Sant'Uffizio
Palazzo della Congregazione per le Chiese orientali
Palazzo Pio
Palace of Maffei Marescotti
Paul VI Audience Hall


Of particular interest is the following explosion of humility in a purpose built arena with a million dollar roof. Or 2 million who's counting? It's not necessary to click on any of the links which just go to pictures but I will put this one here for reference as the Frank gets ready for an audience. It's quite a big event and he is probably a bit nervous. What if he says the wrong thing? Oh, he can't: the audience is with him.


As you can see this is a very clever roof, there's another angle if you clicked on Paul VI Audience Hall [ABOVE], because no matter where it's viewed from you will feel like an oik probably in need of a bath and what's more this pope when addressing you will actually be in A DIFFERENT COUNTRY. The border between Vatican State and Italy runs right along the front of the stage. It is designed to induce feelings of worthlessness. This is the new poverty.

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so we didn't economise . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or on . . . . . . .
on the statuary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the flooring . .





1. Poverty and Humility, don't forget the Humility.
2. quietly understated
3. modestly presented
4. single purpose: instructing liars to reconcile idolatry with The Bible
5. small but grotesque palace for occasional shopping jaunts, sir? Nice central location.
6. I know, sir, I know.. (does include a balcony, good enough for a cardinal)
7. now if we removed the word "palace" would that make you feel better?
8. in accordance with the spirit of poverty, Frank's had suitable accommodation added to the top storey
9. "Do you have a more expensive roof design?"
9. "Certainly sir. How will you be paying?"
9. "I won't be."
10. full solar roof » close-up for the technically minded
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