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  • #1

    "Subnautica"

    After I read the thread on steam's banning of "kill the fags", I decided I would look into it more. I came across a game called "subnautica". You are trapped on an alien world and must survive. Already this brings up issues. We know that there is heaven, there is hell, and there is earth. Nothing else. My suspicion is that this is yet another plot by the liberal atheists to corrupt our children. What do you think?
    Psalm 53:1
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
    Tags: oceans, video games raped my cat
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    Re: "Subnautica"

    I'm always suspicious of these kinds of things Brother Mitch. It could be a plot by the Mormons to desensitize us and make us susceptible to accepting their blasphemous teachings about getting your own planet when you die. When you see Glen Beck and Mitt Romney starting to promote "subnautica" we'll know for sure.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • #3
      Re: "Subnautica"

      Oh goodness! That's why our church will only allow video games created by upstanding members of the church who also get my husband (the senior pastor's) permission and blessing.

      The most popular one at church is called "Call of His Duty". This teaches our baby boys to shoot and kill as many hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), the unforgiving (Mark 11:26), homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), fornicators (Romans 1:29), the wicked (Romans 1:29), the covetous (Romans 1:29), the malicious (Romans 1:29), the envious (Romans 1:29), murderers (Romans 1:29), the deceitful (Romans 1:29), backbiters (Romans 1:30), haters of God (Romans 1:30), the spiteful (Romans 1:30), the proud (Romans 1:30), boasters (Romans 1:30), inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), the unmerciful (Romans 1:31), the implacable (Romans 1:31), the unrighteous (1 Corinthians 6:9), idolaters (1 Corinthians 6:9), adulterers (1 Corinthians 6:9), the effeminate (1 Corinthians 6:9), thieves (1 Corinthians 6:10), drunkards (1 Corinthians 6:10), reviler (1 Corinthians 6:10), extortioners (1 Corinthians 6:10), the fearful (Revelation 21:8), the unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), the abominable (Revelation 21:8), whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), and all liars (Revelation 21:8).

      If anyone is interested in getting this, please contact me right away so we can share our treasures ("Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver." 2 Corinthians 9:7)

      Yours in Christ,
      Elizabeth
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      • #4
        Re: "Subnautica"

        Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
        Oh goodness! That's why our church will only allow video games created by upstanding members of the church who also get my husband (the senior pastor's) permission and blessing.

        The most popular one at church is called "Call of His Duty". This teaches our baby boys to shoot and kill as many hypocrites....
        Either you're being really sarcastic, which would be funny. Or you're being a hypocrite. The game is called Call Of Duty, it's not about shooting sinners, but about shooting soldiers, the game is for 18+ and the most common players are 12 year old calling other people "faggots" Etc. Etc. Basically you're murdering people who have signeert up for defending their home-country. I hope you're proud of it, seeing as you take this "Subnautica" all too serious.

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        • #5
          Re: "Subnautica"

          Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
          Either you're being really sarcastic, which would be funny. Or you're being a hypocrite. The game is called Call Of Duty, it's not about shooting sinners, but about shooting soldiers, the game is for 18+ and the most common players are 12 year old calling other people "faggots" Etc. Etc. Basically you're murdering people who have signeert up for defending their home-country. I hope you're proud of it, seeing as you take this "Subnautica" all too serious.
          I've never known Mrs. Johnson to be sarcastic or funny. She has dedicated herself to the LORD by dedicating herself to her husband, as the Holy Bible plainly states she should (Colossians 3:18). While the Holy Bible does say merriment is as medicine (Proverbs 17:22), no where does it command a woman to laugh or be funny. That's for harlots like Sarah Silverman to do. Let those fools bring in the yuks. They won't be laughing when Satan has his way with them in the depths of Hell.


          Oh look at me! I'm Sarah Silverman! I'm a Jewess who doesn't
          take anything seriously! Blah blah blah gays are cool but God is a Big Meanie!
          I'm so hip! Love me! Gimme more attention! I'm an attention whore!
          Nah nah nah!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: "Subnautica"

            After about 2 years, I read back my earlier posts... Good lord I was informal... But back on topic. Subnautica is a game far from satanic. What if the alien planet we are talking about is earth? The creatures in that game could exist here on Earth, we just havent got to the depths yet.

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            • #7
              Re: "Subnautica"

              Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
              After about 2 years, I read back my earlier posts... Good lord I was informal...
              As nobody apart from you has a clue what other false name you were posting under then, we have no way of telling.
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • #8
                Re: "Subnautica"

                Are you being formal today, Faceless?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: "Subnautica"

                  Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
                  After about 2 years, I read back my earlier posts... Good lord I was informal... But back on topic. Subnautica is a game far from satanic. What if the alien planet we are talking about is earth? The creatures in that game could exist here on Earth, we just havent got to the depths yet.
                  But even from those depths, if the earth were in fact a planet, no "aliens" (demons) could prevail over those who put their trust in Christ. Or from the heighths.
                  Psalm 139:8-12 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there. If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea; even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me. If I say, Surely the darkness shall cover me; even the night shall be light about me. Yea, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the day: the darkness and the light are both alike to thee.


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                  • #10
                    Re: "Subnautica"

                    Well, I wouldn't call deep sea animals demons, as they are the beauty of nature itself. Also, yes I am feeling formal today, thanks for asking!Oh and... Well I wouldn't call it a false name. NateTheNader IS my name. Well... Here known as Nate The Knucklehead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: "Subnautica"

                      Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
                      Well, I wouldn't call deep sea animals demons, as they are the beauty of nature itself. Also, yes I am feeling formal today, thanks for asking!Oh and... Well I wouldn't call it a false name. NateTheNader IS my name. Well... Here known as Nate The Knucklehead.
                      Well, I am not saying specifically these creatures exist, as the lack of food and sunlight makes the depth almost uninhabitable. I am talking about bacterium like creatures.

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                      • #12
                        Re: "Subnautica"

                        Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
                        Well, I wouldn't call deep sea animals demons, as they are the beauty of nature itself.
                        Welcome back Knucklehead. Tell us, in the time you've been away, how have you learned to discern the difference between demons and deep sea animals, or supernatural from natural creatures in general?


                        Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
                        Also, yes I am feeling formal today, thanks for asking!

                        Black tie or white tie formal? Or morning dress?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: "Subnautica"

                          Tricky question... Black suit red tie. Yep thats my answer. Well I think knowing a difference between magical creatures and deep sea animals is just common sense. A reaper, leviathan or emperor couldn't exist in the depths thus it makes it magical. It COULD exist in the upper surfaces of the water but, we already would know about it if it would exist.

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                          • #14
                            Re: "Subnautica"

                            Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
                            Tricky question... Black suit red tie. Yep thats my answer. Well I think knowing a difference between magical creatures and deep sea animals is just common sense. A reaper, leviathan or emperor couldn't exist in the depths thus it makes it magical. It COULD exist in the upper surfaces of the water but, we already would know about it if it would exist.
                            So you're as familiar with formality as you are with supernatural creatures. I'm not asking about magical creatures per se, but those from the supernatural realm. How would you know about a supernatural creature that doesn't want you to know about it? From what do you draw for this "common sense" of yours?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #15
                              Re: "Subnautica"

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              So you're as familiar with formality as you are with supernatural creatures. I'm not asking about magical creatures per se, but those from the supernatural realm. How would you know about a supernatural creature that doesn't want you to know about it? From what do you draw for this "common sense" of yours?
                              How would I know about it? I don't, that's how. I am putting up a statement if we would know about them, I am not saying they do exist, I am not saying they don't. Also supernatural and magical is basically the same.

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