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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:30 PM
So you believe in magic?
The IP address of the website is 208.109.122.130
The location of this IP address is Scottsdale, Arizona.
Am most of the time that's right. But I will say it is possible that it is in another location so I will apologises (funny how nothing was said about the sex sells!)
But something else that is interesting:
http://www.kleptocracyguild.com/
http://martyrdomguild.com/
both turn into this website. Kleptocracy meaning "rule by theives". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptocracy. So yeah this forum is awesome! So which one is Ali Baba, and who are the 40 thieves?
And you promote martyrdom? That's something that extremist muslims do!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:32 PM
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Sorry but I have to inform you that you will get an notification from the government of Denmark if you do not erase this thread.
The danish state does not allow people to make fun of them.
Obey or we will take on international diplomatical acts to stop this nonsense
From the danish embassay
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Yes, we know that, the Danish government (if you could call a loosely organized confederacy of illiterate viking tribes a government) will come in longships with swords and battleaxes too fight us if they discover this thread, as your fellow barbarian DPA Viking pointed out. We'll be expecting them.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:33 PM
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So you believe in magic?
The IP address of the website is 208.109.122.130
The location of this IP address is Scottsdale, Arizona.
Am most of the time that's right. But I will say it is possible that it is in another location so I will apologises (funny how nothing was said about the sex sells!)
But something else that is interesting:
http://www.kleptocracyguild.com/
http://martyrdomguild.com/
both turn into this website. Kleptocracy meaning "rule by theives". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptocracy. So yeah this forum is awesome! So which one is Ali Baba, and who are the 40 thieves?
And you promote martyrdom? That's something that extremist muslims do!
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You have a lot of time on your hands, haven't you?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:37 PM
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You have a lot of time on your hands, haven't you?
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So are you Ali Baba?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:39 PM
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I tried your hyperlinks but they could not get through my porn filter. I can assure you the flag is correct though. I think I figured out what the problem here is though, it seems that all Danes are color blind!
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Maybe I can be of some assistance. Surely Google is not in your porn-filter:
Google search: Danish flag
Google search: Finnish flag
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What exactly is the point you are trying to make? Are you denying the Vikings were Danes, or are you denying they raped?
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As far as I can tell, his point is that the word 'viking' comes from the Old Norse word 'vik' that's 'creek' in English.
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Ok so she is called Pippi Langstrømpe instead of Pippi Långstrump. To be honest I could care less. The point is that she is an evil femnazi that corrupts the minds of innocent children.
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The point being: Astrid Lindgren is Swedish - and so is Pippi.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:46 PM
What a piffleing lie! all of them are wrong!? and blaim Pippi on the Swedish people! the danish flag aren't like that!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:46 PM
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Maybe I can be of some assistance. Surely Google is not in your porn-filter
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Of course Google is in my porn filter!
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As far as I can tell, his point is that the word 'viking' comes from the Old Norse word 'vik' that's 'creek' in English.
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That would be pointless. This is not about etymology, it is about Danish Vikings raping innocent women.
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The point being: Astrid Lindgren is Swedish - and so is Pippi.
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Perhaps you are not aware of this, but Pippi is a real character. She does not really exist. And I assure you Pippi is Danish.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 12:51 PM
What a piffleing lie! all of them are wrong!? and blaim Pippi on the Swedish people! the danish flag aren't like that! and it's a wrong picture of our minister! sure his name is Rasmussen but that guy you have a picture of was minister like 5-8 years ago?
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I'm another danish guy - BUT im christian -
06-01-2010, 01:04 PM
Hi all
nice little community you've got here. A friend of mine, send me a link to your page, and i felt hurt inside when i read all the accusations against the country im living in.
1. you say that danish people invented rape. I dont agree. The vikings lived about 800-900 after christ and until about 1200 after christ. Im pretty sure that there have been rapist' before that. Im not saying that it makes it alright that the vikings raped people, but im just telling you, that the vikings wasn't the first in history i think, it's about 4 og 5 thousand year that the earth have excisted(dont hang me for this :b cause im not sure, but about), so i think that rape have found place before year 800 by a viking.
2. Yup, i agree. i have never really believed in this climate thing. but because the national government says this stuff, doesn't mean that im going to hell because of that thing. The bible even says that i shall follow the rules of my country and give what the emperors is( or in today words, pay taxes). but as long you live in a country which is not 100% pure christians there will always be laws that goes against my god. that is why it's so nice to have a god who send his son to save me from the missery.
3. hmm, i never really watched that about him, he ruled when i was too young to understand politics anyway, he is not turling anymore, so i dont really see what the connection is? :S
4. H.C.Andersen was a danish writer which lived about 200 years ago. And yes he wrote a lot of stories which is being read by millions of people today. Now, what i wanna know is how to connect him with satan. I've never heard about this before so i want to know what you are actually thinking he've done wrong.
5. how do lego make you more sinfull? all people are sinfull already, but i don see how lego, bricks you stack on each other can be sinfull?
6. No, pippi is a swedish invention by astrid lindgren, which the danish people got nothing to do with except that it was shown on television in the 90's.
7. hmm, could you please try to explain this with a little more details. I agree though that much in danish television is horrible, and i watch less then 1 hours television per week. mostly the news if i do.
8.hmm, Yes gays are alowed to adopt children which a certainly disagree in. BUT THEY HAVER NEVER BEEN ALOWED TO RAPE AND NEVER WILL, JUST AS ANYONE ELSE.
Now, i know this article may have been written in a good faith. BUT, most of what i see in it, is LIES, which as far as i know is against god's will. So why are you the rightfull to proclaim justice over danish people when you havn't pulled out the plank in your own eye first? Im not saying that im any better, because i know im a sinner, and im not acting better than many else. But i dont think that it's fair to judge other people on false accusations. And especially speaking of the danish people as raping and intollarent in general.
my 5 cents. ( sorry for my english, it's ofcouse not perfect )
Mikkel Clement - memeber og the danish lutheran church and member of board in the local christian youth association.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:05 PM
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and blaim Pippi on the Swedish people!
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Why? I prefer to blame those responsible instead.
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it's a wrong picture of our minister!
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My posting does only have a picture of the Danish flag!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:12 PM
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Of course Google is in my porn filter!
That would be pointless. This is not about etymology, it is about Danish Vikings raping innocent women.
Perhaps you are not aware of this, but Pippi is a real character. She does not really exist. And I assure you Pippi is Danish.
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So assuring is just as good as documenting?
Pippi is Swedish, just like all of the movies about her and Astrid Lindgren.
If you're still not going to see reason, how about start documenting your claims?
The Danish word for rapist is 'voldtægtsmand'.
What search engines do your porn-filter allow you to use?
-- and secondly, why would you need a porn filter? If you stumble on something you don't like to see, you are a grown man, why not just avert your eyes?
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Re: I'm another danish guy - BUT im christian -
06-01-2010, 01:13 PM
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Mikkel Clement - memeber og the danish lutheran church and member of board in the local christian youth association.
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Hello, Mikkel. You should make an Introduction for yourself so we can get to greet you more properly.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: I'm another danish guy - BUT im christian -
06-01-2010, 01:18 PM
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i felt hurt inside when i read all the accusations against the country im living in
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Why not simply move to a different country?
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Yup, i agree. i have never really believed in this climate thing. but because the national government says this stuff, doesn't mean that im going to hell because of that thing.
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It is your government, you elected them. So if they mess up you will go to Hell!
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Now, what i wanna know is how to connect him with satan
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Satan was his father. Keep up please.
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how do lego make you more sinfull?
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Did you click on the link?
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Yes gays are alowed to adopt children which a certainly disagree in. BUT THEY HAVER NEVER BEEN ALOWED TO RAPE AND NEVER WILL, JUST AS ANYONE ELSE.
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Once you allow gays to adopt it is completely pointless to tell them they are not allowed to rape the child. They will do it anyway.
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Mikkel Clement - memeber og the danish lutheran church and member of board in the local christian youth association.
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Ah, a false Christian who ignores 99% of what is in the Holy Bible. We all know where you will end up...
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: I'm another danish guy - BUT im christian -
06-01-2010, 01:18 PM
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Hello, Mikkel. You should make an Introduction for yourself so we can get to greet you more properly.
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I'll do that
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:25 PM
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how about start documenting your claims?
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I did: here.
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What search engines do your porn-filter allow you to use?
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I have no idea, JesOS™ takes care of these things for me.
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and secondly, why would you need a porn filter? If you stumble on something you don't like to see, you are a grown man, why not just avert your eyes?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:30 PM
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And that was the only thing that caught your eye in Awesome-o's post?
I'm truly disappointed that a university scholar would make such a flacid argument from, what I can tell, is a fairly well documented post.
Why not have the guts of a true Christian, and admit when the original topic is in half of its accusations ?
Have faith in our Lord, and in yourselves,
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Well, it is pretty simple: The other arguments are not even worth talking about and replying. That is called saving time, so I have more time to study the KJV1611 Bible.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:37 PM
Cranky Old Man, is this really how you wish to defend your postulate?
By avoid documenting anything, making wild claims and not coming to terms with yourself being wrong in half of your original reasons to why God hates Denmark?
I've got no problem with God hating Denmark, but I do think you should be ashamed of yourself and the appalling bad research you did before hand.
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06-01-2010, 01:40 PM
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Well, it is pretty simple: The other arguments are not even worth talking about and replying. That is called saving time, so I have more time to study the KJV1611 Bible.
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Nothing to do with saving time, you just won't get into the valid points he has been stating, since this would support the fact that Old Cranky was wrong in half of his claims.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:46 PM
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By avoid documenting anything
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I did document everything! Why do you keep denying this?
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Why not? I would be ashamed to live in a country God hates.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 01:48 PM
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Okay, first: How will you watch me burn, if you aren't in hell?
And now, lets get this show going. Read up, friends.
Lets start with the topic, created by "Cranky Old Man". And lets use his quote .
Now let us look at the facts, instead of all this nonsense he has been writing:
lets look up the word "rape": http://translate.google.dk/#en|da|rape
// Can you please send a link to a genuine site? Douche..
His shirt says "From Århus to Paris". A danish town to Paris in France - therefor, not Tour De France.
How can a toy corrupt a child? C'mon now.
// It is possible, dear
Created by Danes? Naah. Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking - first 5 words.
// genuiner than genuine, again, Our old man knows his stuff, and you just find a genuine site.
Eeeh.. What? Would you PLEASE get that translated correctly? Or should I do it for you?
Gey couples are allowed to get married on the mayors office. Not in the churche. And then rape children? What sick and twisted mind did that came from? It's like thats the only thing you are thinking about.
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So I guess if the oh so praised LORD hates people who are lying, then your "Old Cranky Man" is in deep trouble.
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