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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-20-2009, 05:59 PM
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And now this! An overpaid mulatto Baseball star (with a pornographic name ) has been caught hopped up on the dope. Where will it end?
Wait, what? It's legal?
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My wife nearly fainted the first time she heard this man's sinful name. I'm not surprised at all that he was doping.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
04-30-2009, 10:19 PM
If you're still thinking about doing steroids, watch this video from ESPN:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=410...goryid=3060647
It's about the man with the exploding arms, Greg Valentino.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
05-11-2009, 03:17 AM
Of course not! They make your penis smaller!
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
05-11-2009, 03:31 AM
And you nads, too. If you want to maintain the Holy image in which you were made, you should accept the gifts God gave you.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
05-11-2009, 03:39 AM
Indeed! Steroids are simply throwing away the gifts that He gave you! Anybody who uses these unGodly "steroids" hate God and reject Him!
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 08:34 PM
Steroids and staring at yourself in the mirror are enough to send one to the lair of the Devil.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 09:04 PM
Definition of "Steriods" by Urban Dictionary:
-Usually used by idiots and illiterate mormons.
That StuG is on steriods lolololol
1. small testicles
2. homosexual
"steroid may think he is cool, but he is actually a lamo. <3"
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 09:48 PM
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Not at all. God blesses his favorite children with supernatural strength (see the story of Samson in the book of Judges). Taking drugs to get that is just a step away from witchcraft!
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Testosterone is a natural occurring hormone secreted by the Leydig cells in the testicles from a response from luteinizing hormone from the pituitary.
Testosterone replacement therapy is not a sin.
This is a quality of life issue.
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I used to look like the guy in that picture when I was younger, and it wasn't because of steroids. I looked like him due to my youthful vigor when bailing hay. These jackasses who like to stick needles in their arms are better off working on a farm. They'll look like gargantuan beasts in a few years time, without the acne or their privates shrinking.
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The privates to not shrink, Human chorionic gonadotropin ( hCG) is used to avoid testicular atrophy, and maintain testicular function.
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Of course not! They make your penis smaller!
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Totally not true, but it will crank up the libido.
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And you nads, too. If you want to maintain the Holy image in which you were made, you should accept the gifts God gave you.
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Human chorionic gonadotropin ( hCG) takes care of this.
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Definition of "Steriods" by Urban Dictionary:
-Usually used by idiots and illiterate mormons.
That StuG is on steriods lolololol
1. small testicles
2. homosexual
"steroid may think he is cool, but he is actually a lamo. <3"
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#1. can be avoided.
#2. is categorically false and no merit at all.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 09:52 PM
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Testosterone is a natural occurring hormone secreted by the Leydig cells in the testicles from a response from luteinizing hormone from the pituitary.
Testosterone replacement therapy is not a sin.
This is a quality of life issue.
The privates to not shrink, Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) is used to avoid testicular atrophy, and maintain testicular function.
Totally not true, but it will crank up the libido.
Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) takes care of this.
#1. can be avoided.
#2. is categorically false and no merit at all.
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You are wrong.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 09:53 PM
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Testosterone is a natural occurring hormone secreted by the Leydig cells in the testicles from a response from luteinizing hormone from the pituitary. Testosterone replacement therapy is not a sin. This is a quality of life issue.
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This is secular rubbish - if God didn't give it to you, it is clear you shouldn't have it
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The privates to not shrink, Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) is used to avoid testicular atrophy, and maintain testicular function.
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OK Einstein, if the nuts don't shrink, why do you need something to stop it? And the second thing is hCG comes from dead bodies - desecration cannot be Godly.
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Totally not true, but it will crank up the libido.
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As if anyone is going to believe that, given your track record.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 10:01 PM
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You are wrong.
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Very well thought out post Brother.
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And the second thing is hCG comes from dead bodies
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Actually you are talking about HGH and that used to be taken from cadavers but now it is synthesized.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 10:05 PM
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Very well thought out post Brother.
Actually you are talking about HGH and that used to be taken from cadavers but now it is synthesized.
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Funny, your sig and you being an eunuch. Just a observation.
Take drugs, be pneumatic. Stare in the mirror. Be a homer. You are fake. You are not actually strong. You are abomination.
We will laugh, as will everyone else.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 11:38 PM
I dont agree with many topics on here in fact very few but steroid use like that is horrible its not a good look either
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-13-2009, 11:47 PM
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I dont agree with many topics on here in fact very few but steroid use like that is horrible its not a good look either
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In time, you will understand. With many heathens, you need to (figuratively speaking) slap people in the face to get them to wake up and see.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-14-2009, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Funny, your sig and you being an eunuch. Just a observation.
Take drugs, be pneumatic. Stare in the mirror. Be a homer. You are fake. You are not actually strong. You are abomination.
We will laugh, as will everyone else.
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I have never taken any drugs ever.
1 Timothy 4:8
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
Being as I am not strong I guess I need to throw away all those strong man trophies that I have over the many years of strength training drug free.
See when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-14-2009, 12:30 AM
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I have never taken any drugs ever.
1 Timothy 4:8
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
Being as I am not strong I guess I need to throw away all those strong man trophies that I have over the many years of strength training drug free.
See when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
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Strong man trophies..... please. Girly man trophys for mirror posing. Way to go, Homer
No way I or any normal man will get near your A**, too many other mens 'Hair Gel' is oozing.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-14-2009, 12:54 AM
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I have never taken any drugs ever.
1 Timothy 4:8
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
Being as I am not strong I guess I need to throw away all those strong man trophies that I have over the many years of strength training drug free.
See when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
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Mr. Winger,
The DOF has been doing a bit of searching into your posting habits in various places on the internets. Be advised that threats of cyber-terrorism against any website are taken very seriously by Interpol. The threat need not be posted on the website on which viral, DDOS, Malicious Spamming, or other attack is planned, it need only be in a place considered "public", ie not in a private conversation.
You are incredibly naive if you think planning, instigating, or carrying out any such attack would not expose you to both international criminal and civil litigation. But I expect that someone who spends his time either lifting weights or talking about lifting weights might be just a bit lacking in the common sense department. Consider this a kind warning.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-19-2010, 07:10 PM
Taking the steroids also makes you a liar: He's going to go to jail for 6 to 18 mos.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
08-24-2010, 07:49 PM
Steroids are not good, period. Once you start and you one day, decide to stop taking some and stop working out, you will become fat. I remember a guy who killed his whole faimilly and then, killed himself because of steroids. He is a Wrestler. from WWE name Chris Benoit.
The guy in the 1st picture of the 1st poster is a freak. I can beat him one on one if i want because he got a very bad mobility and not enough Stamina i bet. You don't see that type of ppl in the army because they are not fast enough.
We have to be strong, but that does not mean we should be body builder freaks. Most body builders are homers anyway.
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