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    Care with Christmas Wishes

    Time for the annual warning about poor spelling in Christmas lists. The world has not forgotten Esmeralda Cogworth (1809 – 1817) whose portrait and that of her “Christmas present” hangs in the halls of Landover Christian Art Gallery.

    Her fate was sealed when she asked Satan, rather than Santa, for a puppy.


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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    Re: Care with Christmas Wishes

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Time for the annual warning about poor spelling in Christmas lists. The world has not forgotten Esmeralda Cogworth (1809 – 1817) whose portrait and that of her “Christmas present” hangs in the halls of Landover Christian Art Gallery.
    Her fate was sealed when she asked Satan, rather than Santa, for a puppy.

    A powerful lesson for the children of Freehold and children everywhere.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: Care with Christmas Wishes

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      ...Her fate was sealed when she asked Satan, rather than Santa, for a puppy...
      Well, she was told not to feed it after midnight.

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