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Default Seek and Ye Shall Find - 09-27-2006, 05:04 PM

'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

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Default Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find - 09-27-2006, 05:07 PM

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'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

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Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I hereby give you 25 Infraction points for mis-quoting The Good Book and using inappropriate language.

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'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

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Blasphemy! Quoting the Devil's "bible" on Jesus' favorite site. Only quote the True Word of God, the KJV 1611 Bible, all others are false.

This is not a place to find fellow degenerates! Get behind me, Satan! I rebuke you in the name of The Lord!
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One other thing, this Singles area is only for good Christian Men who seek Good Christian women and Vice-versa.

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'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

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Friend,

Since you are hell bound rump ranger maybe there might be other ways you can help Jesus Church on earth: Landover is in the process of collecting certain art objects that were pre-stolen by several backward European and Middle Eastern Countries. While it is right we reclaim these art objects that Christ meant to decorate our homes these Euro-Trash countries are falsely accusing us of theft of their cultural heritage. To get around the secular homers in US Customs Landover uses the resources of an outlaw motorcycle gang. The leader of the gang is a hopeless sodomite and is looking for a new boyfriend/sex slave (in a drunken fit he shot the last one in the head on a dare). How would you like to become that next boyfriend/sex slave Christslave?

Think about it ChristSlave; sure your' life would be a short and miserable exploration of radical peircing but it would make Jesus and Pastor Pistol happy that there is a new Early Romo-Christian mural the Pastoral sauna room. Jesus would win, Landover would win and it is not possible for you to be a bigger looser. Cool, heh?



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Since you are hell bound rump ranger maybe there might be other ways you can help Jesus Church on earth: Landover is in the process of collecting certain art objects that were pre-stolen by several backward European and Middle Eastern Countries. While it is right we reclaim these art objects that Christ meant to decorate our homes these Euro-Trash countries are falsely accusing us of theft of their cultural heritage. To get around the secular homers in US Customs Landover uses the resources of an outlaw motorcycle gang. The leader of the gang is a hopeless sodomite and is looking for a new boyfriend/sex slave (in a drunken fit he shot the last one in the head on a dare). How would you like to become that next boyfriend/sex slave Christslave?

Think about it ChristSlave; sure your' life would be a short and miserable exploration of radical peircing but it would make Jesus and Pastor Pistol happy that there is a new Early Romo-Christian mural the Pastoral sauna room. Jesus would win, Landover would win and it is not possible for you to be a bigger looser. Cool, heh?
I have a feeling this degenerate will not take you up on your generous offer, Brother Bobby-Joe. At least not without some persuasion. The demons in these sinners' rectums prevent them from understanding what is best for them. You might have to send him unwillingly to meet this gang leader. In the end, when the demons have fled his body, he will understand that what you did was best for him and be thankful.
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Default Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find - 09-30-2006, 04:12 PM

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Do not insult God's ambassador for the unsaved German kingdom.

Have you received a written permission from heaven allowing you to correct God's employee?

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A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan.
Listen Homer. God commanded King James to have The Bible(KJV1611) translated into English not German, and in doing so allowed it to be pre-stolen by the British before it then went to It's true American final home.
Just as I have a dual nationality with the Unsaved Kingdom of Britain and Godly USA. Britain also Pre-stole me before I was saved by Jesus Christ and became a True Christian™ in God's own Freehold, Iowa..

Before criticising my English I suggest you take command of your own instead of sitting there playing with your German Sausage.

You will never become a True Christian™ with your present behaviour.



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Godly Sister Talitha has made substantial strides in losing her silly accent and spelling the way the good Lord intended. She has also stopped using ridiculous words like "peckish" and "taradiddle." Meanwhile you have made no strides whatsoever. You continue to present yourself as an utter cretin.
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Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
Amen! What on earth is this "BiWM" business doing in our GODLY forums? I won't abide any Bilingual Willy Munchers polluting our threads!


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Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
Sad to say, I believe Andreas may have just proved you wrong there.


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Sad to say, I believe Andreas may have just proved you wrong there.
I am sad with you Brother Temperance.
I guess Andreas even now is off with the Homer who started this Thread playing hide the Sausage.

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I guess Andreas even now is off with the Homer who started this Thread playing hide the Sausage.

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Default Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find - 10-01-2006, 06:47 PM

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I don't know anyone from this forum. And he's obviously not even in Germany.
Yes, you do. You know JESUS! And JESUS is EVERYWHERE...although less in Germany than elsewhere.


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Default Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find - 10-01-2006, 07:33 PM

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Yes, you do. You know JESUS! And JESUS is EVERYWHERE...although less in Germany than elsewhere.
Didn't you know that Jesus went to Germany when he dropped carpentry and decided to become a Englischlehrer.

Have faith in Jesus Englischliebtyp.


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