[Christ on a bike]

Originally Posted by Henry Poppendorfer

Since the time when I first made that post on the "Team Fortresses: II" thread, my son (who is now limited to playing on my lap for parental guidance and knows that if he so much as mentions the q-word again in my house, he will have the sin taken from his hide) has shown me Overwatch more fully, so I can better witness to those caught in its grip, and to show just how sinful it truly is.


In Overwatch, twelve lost souls compete for the "honor" of finding out which players will be snared more and more by the lies of atheism, one world government, techno-bestiality, and to nobody's surprise, idol worship, all while engaging in enough orgiastic violence to make a whole new vineyard for the grapes of GOD'Swrath!


The "heroes" of the game each have unique abilities and backstories with which they blaspheme GOD, and there are, it seems, even more of these wretched lot on the way, to be released at a later date. I have already gone over a few of them in my original post and have explained how only one of them seems to be in any way a follower of CHRIST. However, I gave only a sampling. I had to truly stare this sin in the face and get a feel for it (as the sinners say, I had to 'git gud') before I really knew that the only thing any of these players "main" is an addiction to profligacy. It turns out in the game that the "heroes" are members of an organization which was/is called the titular "Overwatch," a thuggish freak show of a police force for a one world government led by the UN! As if that isn't bad enough, they were destroyed once but a talking monkey has called them back to trample on family values, the freedom to worship GOD, and general good taste once again, and this is all in game!


I will go through the characters from left to right. Those with weak constitutions, please avert your eyes, I am a medical professional and am used to seeing gruesome material so my visual sin detectors are calibrated differently:

• "Benji Shimada," is an abomination of flesh and metal, and a testament to the utter lack of respect for GOD'S design and creation. Created by the game's resident quack ("Marcy," already mentioned), Benji can run fast, double jump, climb walls, and reflect bullets, but he cannot reflect the hellfire that awaits him (or what is left of him) for giving himself over to worship of Boo-duh.
• "Junked Rat" is an explosives-obsessed Australian who seeks to protect his worldly treasure from others because he has not built up treasure in heaven. Although GOD in HIS wisdom took Junked Rat's arm and leg to prove a point, the greed-blind hobo still has not turned from his ways.
• "Toad Hog" is Junk Rat's bodyguard and, if fan material is to be believed, his sodomite lover. Among sodomites, men like oad Hog are called "bears," but also the perhaps more colorful and honest term "c*m pigs," and I believe here the term is apt. Toad Hog's primary ability is his tremendous corpulence and his hook, so I assume his primary job is to give Christians tetanus and to eventually act as a source of meat once the sinners start to eat one another. Being foolish enough to be a sodomite, he doesn't know that tetanus is merely a means of being brought into the LORD'S loving embrace upon death, or that when the LORD'S judgment comes, he will likely lose weight before it comes to cannibalism.
• "May" is a Chinese "climate scientist" whose job is to repeat the lie of "global warming" as loud as possible and as often as possible. She often talks about gathering 'data' on her 'missions.' Since any actual climate data would prove the Bible correct, I assume the data she gathers is on the location and number of Christians and Baptist churches at various locations around the globe so it can be used to round them up and kill them off. She is considered by players to be the most annoying because her powers have to do with ice and she is apparently the fattest character in the game, with Toad Hog in close second.
• "Darya," named for the infamous butch lesbian cartoon of the same name, is a female Russian weightlifter who seems to be some sort of lesbian fantasy come hideously to life, not entirely unlike a buff, communist version of its namesake. A nastier inversion of GOD'S carefully delineated gender roles would be hard to find. She is apparently only "mained" by advanced players; this I take to mean that players become more and more familiar with the worst elements of the game as they get more involved.
• "Sarah" is an Egyptian RPG user (the grenade RPG, not the original "let's get your kids addicted to witchcraft" RPG) who uses a suit to fly about the map and shower the enemy team with rockets. Although the game portrays her as a "security chief," it is very clear when playing with her that she represents an Islamic terrorist. It is unclear whether she is a Mudslime or if she believes in ancient Egyptian heresy based on her tattoo, but since she has a tattoo at all, we know she cannot be Christian. Oddly, she has one of the most Christian phrases in the game, "Justice rains from above," referring toGOD'S eventual judgment on those playing the game, and yet it is used by one of the most openly idol-worshiping characters.
• "Tracey" is a female British pilot, which is confusing since her character runs fast. Apparently at one point she went so fast that she became unmoored from time itself, so the talking ape had to build a device to allow her to stay in one place, but also 'blink' forwards and backwards in time (can she blink back to before she sinned? No, says CHRIST, since the desire to sin is sin itself as per Matthew 5:28). This is, of course, functionally necromancy and in the real world GOD would have simply teleported her to hell for hubris, which he could do with the copies of this game, but won't, clearly to teach us a lesson. In this case I believe the lesson that the game intends is that the theory of evolution goes hand in hand with women's liberation, even "liberation" from the rules of time and space set down by GOD HIMself. It is true that the wacko, disproved theory of evil-lution has been the driving force for most if not all of the world's evils over the past hundred years, including perhaps the most pernicious of social evils, the lie of equality and feminism, so in this case I am pleased that the game so succinctly illustrates it. Even a clock damned to hell can sometimes tell the time correctly, even if it is out of loathing and hatred for GOD'S design.
• "Windowmaker" is a French assassin who is bent upon destroying Overwatch, similar to our erstwhile hero from my original post. Besides that, she seems quite intent on stopping the evils of robot Boo-duh-sts. As I understand it, she killed her husband, which would put her in the running for the most sinful character in the entire game, but I also believe her husband actually ran Overwatch or something like that, and all's well that ends well. I would like to see her and Creeper settle down and raise a GOD-fearing family in the final level of the game.
• "B.va," named for the colorful euphemism for a woman's 'shame cyst' as we in the medical industry refer to it, is a female Korean "giant robot" pilot and generally a complete brat with no concept of anything except for her own pleasure. Her primary goal in life seems to be to illustrate the nastiest tendencies of loose young women and to wear her "pilot suit" tight enough to distract my boy from my ministrations on the Bible. Otherwise, she is a young, heedless delinquent who spends 25 hours a day playing video games and sitting on her keester doing nothing for anyone. Since this describes nearly 100% of the people who play this game, I understand that she is very popular as a vain example of 'self-insert' gameplay. She is also a reference to "Neon Genesis Evangelion," a Chinese cartoon that is explicitly about a gay boy in a giant robot killing angels and trying to replace GOD! You can't make this stuff up. Or rather, you can, but if you do, you better believe GOD has a place for you in hell. Looks like D.va is "D.void" of any wholesome influence, as are her players.
• Torbjorn: This 'builder' character is industrious, of a healthy Nordic complexion, and generally of good cheer. He also has grown a well-groomed beard fitting of a man's station. While other characters destroy, he creates. You would think this would make him an ideal choice for a "Christian" gamer (not that such a thing often exists), right? WRONG! This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves." Ergo, this crafty little shortstack is perhaps the worst character in the game, a gateway for industrious and hard-working children to get suckered into an interest in comparative mythology, and at that point they may as well just go the whole nine yards and declare themselves witches, or worse, congregationalists. My son is never playing as Torbjorn, flat out.
• "Creeper," the true hero of the game, is a man who, when he saw the wages of sin, turned away from the devil's lowly works and turned his attention to the LORD. Undergoing a near-death experience, not entirely unlike CHRIST, Creeper returned, and took after JESUS' example, bringing not peace, but a sword. Like the HOLY SPIRIT, Creeper can move about like a thief in the night, and when he does arrive, he brings the fires of hell to pass judgment on the wicked gallery of sin. Why, I managed to illustrate 2 Peter 3:10 very well to my son using Creeper as an example, and for every soul he collects,HIS faith is that much stronger, and he gains life from them, in the same way that we gain life from the sacrifice of CHRIST. Although he is far from CHRIST HIMself (Creeper is after all a Mexican), as a stand-in illustration, I believe he is a healthy influence.
• "Marcie," the devil in disguise! This wretched hag has the gall to resurrect others without once invoking the LORD JESUS CHRIST'S name. Whatever I have said of other characters, this I say now, she is doubtless the most sinful character in any media I have ever witnessed, a falsely modest, nasty, two-faced liar who would make Hillary Clinton blush! The most thankful part of this game is that she dies easily when not hiding like a gutless coward behind her brainwashed sin puppets. Marcie is the whore of Babylon, which is shown in the game itself! In the character options, players can play as her true form, witness so that you will not be deceived:
  If your child is so lost that they claim to "main" Marcie, do them a favor and prevent them from playing games until they bear children of their own and can be woken up to the tremendous threat posed by characters like this.
• "Zenyoda" is really more of the same Boo-duh worship that we got from Benji, except with more ball-slinging and "free Tibet" pinko nonsense. This robot hippie would have you believe that robots "are like, people too, man," and actually experience feelings, or, laughably, might have souls. As a comedian, Zenyoda would be hilarious, but as a character, it is the same tired old sin, now in a similarly tired, rusty old package. What is there to say about him that CHRIST did not say already about the pagans? This floating little devil has one saving grace, that he is so devoid of anything even remotely interesting that only the most stonered of hippy Demonrats would even think to play him.
• "Gonzo Shimada," an archer with hate in his heart for his brother Benji. While this would increase his standing to me, my son informs me that his only job on the team is to press Q to summon dragons that kill the entire enemy team, so chalk this character up as really just an oriental warlock who exists to promote witchcraft as the answer to all of life's problems. I will laugh when GOD destroys him by turning the great dragons back upon him and ignoring his too-late repentance.
• "Grindhard," a German sex pervert in what I believe is a 'BDSM' sex suit, who goes on and on about his 'big hammer.' When I played him, at one point after hitting many enemies with it, he even openly states "I am on fire!" and I cannot think of a more apt way for him to state that he is a flaming homosexual into buggery and sadomasochism. What cracks me up is that he states "Do not worry my friends, I am your shield," referring to condoms, and then says later that his "shield is giving out," at which point it breaks and his team is flooded with damage, clearly representing AIDS. Even when sinners are confronted with the reality of the situation, they still cannot see past the elements of the parable.
• "Sintown," the talking ape who gave Tracey her time-changing gear. He jumps around, much like an evolutionist jumps from lie to lie to try to confuse Christians, and puts down temporary bubble shields, like how the public school system shields children from the truth that GOD created all things! Sintown is the epitome of the modern scientist or professor: AGODless monkey without a clue who acts as an enabler for his leftist thug buddies in Overwatch. It is a good thing for him that in the world of Overwatch the Bible seems not to exist, or else Sintown might have to admit that his inventions are goofy affronts to CHRIST and that his weapon is mediocre at best. As the Overwatch players say, "No aim, no brain, Sintown main."
• "Sinnetra," an autistic dot Indian who, like the monkey before her, has what she is right in her name, is a Hin-doo who creates portals to hell that her team can pass through, and little imp-like 'sentries' that shoot wicked gouts of hellfire to slow, weaken, and ultimately kill her enemies, passersby, small animals, Christians, bugs, you name it. Two of her 'custom skins' are really just Hin-doo goddess outfits, there really is nothing negative I can say about her that will make you dislike her less than actually watching someone play as her. She is obsessed with order, probably because in India they lack order, electricity, and basic plumbing, and although she talks about 'hard light constructs' all the time, that light comes straight from the lake of fire.
• "Soldier '66," a Vietnam war veteran whom I believe was struck blind by GOD for his arrogance, this former hero decided to turn his back on America and was in fact the former leader of Overwatch. It seems that he went from fighting against communism to fighting for it, all in a matter of decades, much like how Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land, or how in his old age, King Solomon turned his back on the LORD. Soldier '66 sees everything with his wicked digital eyes, except for the truth of CHRIST.
• "Castiron," an old military robot who now believes in nature worship and will lead your children to pantheism and wicca, all for Castiron granting them a brief moment of fame. You see, whoever plays Castiron automatically is what is known as the "player of the game," to be celebrated and given accolades at the end of each level, for having the foresight and lack of scruples to actually choose Castiron. Even among sinners, choosing him is a sign of slothful vanity.
• "Lucifo," a Brazilian slumlord (and likely transsexual) who peddles electronic dance music to the children who play the game. If this game has a pimp of sin, Lucifo, like his namesake, fits the bill. Lucifo has two abilities to help his team. The first is "Speed Boost," in which he gives amphetamines to his fellow players so that they will go faster. The second is "Healing Boost," where he gives 'his jam' (yuck!) to other players all equally, promoting communism, free love, loose sex, and looser morals, to say nothing of the very probable miscegenation that occurred to make him, since he has no Brazilian accent whatsoever.
• "Mickey," a tobacco-smoking cowboy with a belt buckle reading 'BAMF,' meaning "Bad *** mother ******," which sounds bad enough when it simply means a mother who does not raise her children with love and discipline, but I assure you is far worse when you know what the 'A' and 'F' stand for (hint: they are both cuss words). Mickey likes to fan himself with a hammer, I can only assume Grindhard's from earlier, meaning he is the 'bottom' to Grindhard's 'top.' I remember a time when American cowboys were men to look up to, but to see how far we have fallen really brings tears to my eyes.
• Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent GOD'S chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore CHRIST'S word.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion personally I love the game and it helps people with their reaction time and distinguishment between good and evil. Now ***mild insult removed*** off ye ***colloquial reference to self-abuse removed*** and let people enjoy the life they've been given.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Christ on a bike

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion except those that disagree with me. I'm then forced to register on their forum and state my righteous opinion where I know it will be an unwelcome duplicate of literally thousands before so come at me bro

FTFY.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Christ on a bike

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion personally I love the game and it helps people with their reaction time and distinguishment between good and evil. Now ***mild insult removed*** off ye ***colloquial reference to self-abuse removed*** and let people enjoy the life they've been given.

First, knowing both good and evil is what the "Don't eat the fruit" challenge was about. You would know that if you read the Bible. In this case, just the first couple of chapters. There is actually less reading involved in getting to the meat of Genesis than there is in following OP's points.

Second, in what possible way are we interfering in people enjoying the lives they have been given?

We are here, minding our own business. Anyone who comes here does so of their own volition and if they don't enjoy it they are free to leave.

So how is it that you can tell us to "go/leave/fly or whatever off" and stop preventing people from enjoying themselves/hurting themselves or whatever?

We are not keeping anyone from doing anything! Apparently, we are actually providing people with a golden opportunity to waste even more of their precious time on this game.

Playing it doesn't seem to be filling up enough hours of the day. Coming here to our site and explaining the game ad infinitum is also de rigueur in the Overwatch Braindamaged Idiot Turd* Community. Then, defending it against non-existent threats by using non-existent logic rounds out the experience-- which is, no doubt, followed by a palate-cleanser of Mountain Dew before the next course of gameplay.

Seriously, we are like Bugs Bunny and you guys are Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. Do not blame us when the anvil falls on your head or your stupid shotgun blows up in your face. If you left us alone, in our hole, sitting in an easy chair munching on the carrot of our opinion, we wouldn't have to show you what idiots you are.


* OBIT. And this will be the only legacy your ilk will leave behind.

[Christ on a bike]

Really I didn't expect anyone to care enough about this to respond. Go do something like read or play outside. You shouldn't respond to hate or flaming like the previous comment I left. I have respect for this community and it will thrive for generations to come.

Have a great day

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Christ on a bike

I have respect for this community and it will thrive for generations to come.

Wonderful! I look forward to your respectful response to Handy's thoughtful post.

And I pray you join us praising Christ! On a bike, or off!

[Overwatch is cool]

Originally Posted by Henry Poppendorfer

Since the time when I first made that post on the "Team Fortresses: II" thread, my son (who is now limited to playing on my lap for parental guidance and knows that if he so much as mentions the q-word again in my house, he will have the sin taken from his hide) has shown me Overwatch more fully, so I can better witness to those caught in its grip, and to show just how sinful it truly is.


In Overwatch, twelve lost souls compete for the "honor" of finding out which players will be snared more and more by the lies of atheism, one world government, techno-bestiality, and to nobody's surprise, idol worship, all while engaging in enough orgiastic violence to make a whole new vineyard for the grapes of GOD'Swrath!


The "heroes" of the game each have unique abilities and backstories with which they blaspheme GOD, and there are, it seems, even more of these wretched lot on the way, to be released at a later date. I have already gone over a few of them in my original post and have explained how only one of them seems to be in any way a follower of CHRIST. However, I gave only a sampling. I had to truly stare this sin in the face and get a feel for it (as the sinners say, I had to 'git gud') before I really knew that the only thing any of these players "main" is an addiction to profligacy. It turns out in the game that the "heroes" are members of an organization which was/is called the titular "Overwatch," a thuggish freak show of a police force for a one world government led by the UN! As if that isn't bad enough, they were destroyed once but a talking monkey has called them back to trample on family values, the freedom to worship GOD, and general good taste once again, and this is all in game!


I will go through the characters from left to right. Those with weak constitutions, please avert your eyes, I am a medical professional and am used to seeing gruesome material so my visual sin detectors are calibrated differently:

• "Benji Shimada," is an abomination of flesh and metal, and a testament to the utter lack of respect for GOD'S design and creation. Created by the game's resident quack ("Marcy," already mentioned), Benji can run fast, double jump, climb walls, and reflect bullets, but he cannot reflect the hellfire that awaits him (or what is left of him) for giving himself over to worship of Boo-duh.
• "Junked Rat" is an explosives-obsessed Australian who seeks to protect his worldly treasure from others because he has not built up treasure in heaven. Although GOD in HIS wisdom took Junked Rat's arm and leg to prove a point, the greed-blind hobo still has not turned from his ways.
• "Toad Hog" is Junk Rat's bodyguard and, if fan material is to be believed, his sodomite lover. Among sodomites, men like oad Hog are called "bears," but also the perhaps more colorful and honest term "c*m pigs," and I believe here the term is apt. Toad Hog's primary ability is his tremendous corpulence and his hook, so I assume his primary job is to give Christians tetanus and to eventually act as a source of meat once the sinners start to eat one another. Being foolish enough to be a sodomite, he doesn't know that tetanus is merely a means of being brought into the LORD'S loving embrace upon death, or that when the LORD'S judgment comes, he will likely lose weight before it comes to cannibalism.
• "May" is a Chinese "climate scientist" whose job is to repeat the lie of "global warming" as loud as possible and as often as possible. She often talks about gathering 'data' on her 'missions.' Since any actual climate data would prove the Bible correct, I assume the data she gathers is on the location and number of Christians and Baptist churches at various locations around the globe so it can be used to round them up and kill them off. She is considered by players to be the most annoying because her powers have to do with ice and she is apparently the fattest character in the game, with Toad Hog in close second.
• "Darya," named for the infamous butch lesbian cartoon of the same name, is a female Russian weightlifter who seems to be some sort of lesbian fantasy come hideously to life, not entirely unlike a buff, communist version of its namesake. A nastier inversion of GOD'S carefully delineated gender roles would be hard to find. She is apparently only "mained" by advanced players; this I take to mean that players become more and more familiar with the worst elements of the game as they get more involved.
• "Sarah" is an Egyptian RPG user (the grenade RPG, not the original "let's get your kids addicted to witchcraft" RPG) who uses a suit to fly about the map and shower the enemy team with rockets. Although the game portrays her as a "security chief," it is very clear when playing with her that she represents an Islamic terrorist. It is unclear whether she is a Mudslime or if she believes in ancient Egyptian heresy based on her tattoo, but since she has a tattoo at all, we know she cannot be Christian. Oddly, she has one of the most Christian phrases in the game, "Justice rains from above," referring toGOD'S eventual judgment on those playing the game, and yet it is used by one of the most openly idol-worshiping characters.
• "Tracey" is a female British pilot, which is confusing since her character runs fast. Apparently at one point she went so fast that she became unmoored from time itself, so the talking ape had to build a device to allow her to stay in one place, but also 'blink' forwards and backwards in time (can she blink back to before she sinned? No, says CHRIST, since the desire to sin is sin itself as per Matthew 5:28). This is, of course, functionally necromancy and in the real world GOD would have simply teleported her to hell for hubris, which he could do with the copies of this game, but won't, clearly to teach us a lesson. In this case I believe the lesson that the game intends is that the theory of evolution goes hand in hand with women's liberation, even "liberation" from the rules of time and space set down by GOD HIMself. It is true that the wacko, disproved theory of evil-lution has been the driving force for most if not all of the world's evils over the past hundred years, including perhaps the most pernicious of social evils, the lie of equality and feminism, so in this case I am pleased that the game so succinctly illustrates it. Even a clock damned to hell can sometimes tell the time correctly, even if it is out of loathing and hatred for GOD'S design.
• "Windowmaker" is a French assassin who is bent upon destroying Overwatch, similar to our erstwhile hero from my original post. Besides that, she seems quite intent on stopping the evils of robot Boo-duh-sts. As I understand it, she killed her husband, which would put her in the running for the most sinful character in the entire game, but I also believe her husband actually ran Overwatch or something like that, and all's well that ends well. I would like to see her and Creeper settle down and raise a GOD-fearing family in the final level of the game.
• "B.va," named for the colorful euphemism for a woman's 'shame cyst' as we in the medical industry refer to it, is a female Korean "giant robot" pilot and generally a complete brat with no concept of anything except for her own pleasure. Her primary goal in life seems to be to illustrate the nastiest tendencies of loose young women and to wear her "pilot suit" tight enough to distract my boy from my ministrations on the Bible. Otherwise, she is a young, heedless delinquent who spends 25 hours a day playing video games and sitting on her keester doing nothing for anyone. Since this describes nearly 100% of the people who play this game, I understand that she is very popular as a vain example of 'self-insert' gameplay. She is also a reference to "Neon Genesis Evangelion," a Chinese cartoon that is explicitly about a gay boy in a giant robot killing angels and trying to replace GOD! You can't make this stuff up. Or rather, you can, but if you do, you better believe GOD has a place for you in hell. Looks like D.va is "D.void" of any wholesome influence, as are her players.
• Torbjorn: This 'builder' character is industrious, of a healthy Nordic complexion, and generally of good cheer. He also has grown a well-groomed beard fitting of a man's station. While other characters destroy, he creates. You would think this would make him an ideal choice for a "Christian" gamer (not that such a thing often exists), right? WRONG! This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves." Ergo, this crafty little shortstack is perhaps the worst character in the game, a gateway for industrious and hard-working children to get suckered into an interest in comparative mythology, and at that point they may as well just go the whole nine yards and declare themselves witches, or worse, congregationalists. My son is never playing as Torbjorn, flat out.
• "Creeper," the true hero of the game, is a man who, when he saw the wages of sin, turned away from the devil's lowly works and turned his attention to the LORD. Undergoing a near-death experience, not entirely unlike CHRIST, Creeper returned, and took after JESUS' example, bringing not peace, but a sword. Like the HOLY SPIRIT, Creeper can move about like a thief in the night, and when he does arrive, he brings the fires of hell to pass judgment on the wicked gallery of sin. Why, I managed to illustrate 2 Peter 3:10 very well to my son using Creeper as an example, and for every soul he collects,HIS faith is that much stronger, and he gains life from them, in the same way that we gain life from the sacrifice of CHRIST. Although he is far from CHRIST HIMself (Creeper is after all a Mexican), as a stand-in illustration, I believe he is a healthy influence.
• "Marcie," the devil in disguise! This wretched hag has the gall to resurrect others without once invoking the LORD JESUS CHRIST'S name. Whatever I have said of other characters, this I say now, she is doubtless the most sinful character in any media I have ever witnessed, a falsely modest, nasty, two-faced liar who would make Hillary Clinton blush! The most thankful part of this game is that she dies easily when not hiding like a gutless coward behind her brainwashed sin puppets. Marcie is the whore of Babylon, which is shown in the game itself! In the character options, players can play as her true form, witness so that you will not be deceived:
  If your child is so lost that they claim to "main" Marcie, do them a favor and prevent them from playing games until they bear children of their own and can be woken up to the tremendous threat posed by characters like this.
• "Zenyoda" is really more of the same Boo-duh worship that we got from Benji, except with more ball-slinging and "free Tibet" pinko nonsense. This robot hippie would have you believe that robots "are like, people too, man," and actually experience feelings, or, laughably, might have souls. As a comedian, Zenyoda would be hilarious, but as a character, it is the same tired old sin, now in a similarly tired, rusty old package. What is there to say about him that CHRIST did not say already about the pagans? This floating little devil has one saving grace, that he is so devoid of anything even remotely interesting that only the most stonered of hippy Demonrats would even think to play him.
• "Gonzo Shimada," an archer with hate in his heart for his brother Benji. While this would increase his standing to me, my son informs me that his only job on the team is to press Q to summon dragons that kill the entire enemy team, so chalk this character up as really just an oriental warlock who exists to promote witchcraft as the answer to all of life's problems. I will laugh when GOD destroys him by turning the great dragons back upon him and ignoring his too-late repentance.
• "Grindhard," a German sex pervert in what I believe is a 'BDSM' sex suit, who goes on and on about his 'big hammer.' When I played him, at one point after hitting many enemies with it, he even openly states "I am on fire!" and I cannot think of a more apt way for him to state that he is a flaming homosexual into buggery and sadomasochism. What cracks me up is that he states "Do not worry my friends, I am your shield," referring to condoms, and then says later that his "shield is giving out," at which point it breaks and his team is flooded with damage, clearly representing AIDS. Even when sinners are confronted with the reality of the situation, they still cannot see past the elements of the parable.
• "Sintown," the talking ape who gave Tracey her time-changing gear. He jumps around, much like an evolutionist jumps from lie to lie to try to confuse Christians, and puts down temporary bubble shields, like how the public school system shields children from the truth that GOD created all things! Sintown is the epitome of the modern scientist or professor: AGODless monkey without a clue who acts as an enabler for his leftist thug buddies in Overwatch. It is a good thing for him that in the world of Overwatch the Bible seems not to exist, or else Sintown might have to admit that his inventions are goofy affronts to CHRIST and that his weapon is mediocre at best. As the Overwatch players say, "No aim, no brain, Sintown main."
• "Sinnetra," an autistic dot Indian who, like the monkey before her, has what she is right in her name, is a Hin-doo who creates portals to hell that her team can pass through, and little imp-like 'sentries' that shoot wicked gouts of hellfire to slow, weaken, and ultimately kill her enemies, passersby, small animals, Christians, bugs, you name it. Two of her 'custom skins' are really just Hin-doo goddess outfits, there really is nothing negative I can say about her that will make you dislike her less than actually watching someone play as her. She is obsessed with order, probably because in India they lack order, electricity, and basic plumbing, and although she talks about 'hard light constructs' all the time, that light comes straight from the lake of fire.
• "Soldier '66," a Vietnam war veteran whom I believe was struck blind by GOD for his arrogance, this former hero decided to turn his back on America and was in fact the former leader of Overwatch. It seems that he went from fighting against communism to fighting for it, all in a matter of decades, much like how Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land, or how in his old age, King Solomon turned his back on the LORD. Soldier '66 sees everything with his wicked digital eyes, except for the truth of CHRIST.
• "Castiron," an old military robot who now believes in nature worship and will lead your children to pantheism and wicca, all for Castiron granting them a brief moment of fame. You see, whoever plays Castiron automatically is what is known as the "player of the game," to be celebrated and given accolades at the end of each level, for having the foresight and lack of scruples to actually choose Castiron. Even among sinners, choosing him is a sign of slothful vanity.
• "Lucifo," a Brazilian slumlord (and likely transsexual) who peddles electronic dance music to the children who play the game. If this game has a pimp of sin, Lucifo, like his namesake, fits the bill. Lucifo has two abilities to help his team. The first is "Speed Boost," in which he gives amphetamines to his fellow players so that they will go faster. The second is "Healing Boost," where he gives 'his jam' (yuck!) to other players all equally, promoting communism, free love, loose sex, and looser morals, to say nothing of the very probable miscegenation that occurred to make him, since he has no Brazilian accent whatsoever.
• "Mickey," a tobacco-smoking cowboy with a belt buckle reading 'BAMF,' meaning "Bad *** mother ******," which sounds bad enough when it simply means a mother who does not raise her children with love and discipline, but I assure you is far worse when you know what the 'A' and 'F' stand for (hint: they are both cuss words). Mickey likes to fan himself with a hammer, I can only assume Grindhard's from earlier, meaning he is the 'bottom' to Grindhard's 'top.' I remember a time when American cowboys were men to look up to, but to see how far we have fallen really brings tears to my eyes.
• Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent GOD'S chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore CHRIST'S word.

You need some help Ned Flanders. Unsaved are welcome here at my house. you are some crazy lunatic that has to ruin games for everyone. And don't be trying to use bible verses on me because like Eazy E said"its just going to go in one ear and out the other". And don't say he isn't saved because he saved a whole generation of kids of how to survive the hood but that's beside the point. You need to go to a mental hospital because you are sick in the head. And you are unsaved but you can keep saying you are. I may be god or may be another average joe and I may be deciding weather or not to accept you into those gold gates of heaven. If you keep doing this and brainwashing them with lies you will be rejected with the rest of heavens rejects. You should really keep your thoughts to yourself and close friends because it can come back and bite you or impale you like the devils hay fork. You can ban me but you are just making it harder to get saved and your soul saved. You are a very dirty man with a liberal mind. And liberals need too keep their mouths shut because global warming is FAKE. Those millionaire speakers say that jet fuel is bad for the environment and V8 cars are bad. But the truth is that they have their own private jets with V8 muscle cars and supercars. And they say that solar panels a great for the environment!? You know what they run the generators off of at night?JET FUEL! How do I know this you may be asking? Well a customer that comes into my work said "yep they run those things run off of jet fuel and i'm the one who refuels the generators and those panels don't activate until 10:00 AM". Overwatch is a game that is for entertainment. You aren't teaching us anything. The only thing you're good for is killing our brain cells. You are just a joke and you wasted your time on this crap article...i'm sorry Ned Flanders looking hypocrite but you need to learn to keep your mouth shut...now a brief prayer...may god be with you...or me....or the force...P.S. this link is to a video of a youtuber commenting on this cancerous post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4li0GY0gsYk&t=1s #Donald trump rules #I like overwatch #Ned Flanders #THIS NEEDS TO STOP!!! <<< midget porn link removed>>> #shots fired #I am god #maybe

[Overwatch is cool]

You should not be allowed on the internet my kindest sir
[/QUOTE]

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Overwatch is cool

...Unsaved are welcome here at my house...

And you're not a True Christian™, so irrelevant.

As is the totality of your post, because you included no Scripture to support it.

So what's next? Saying you have freedom of speech (while attempting to silence others, on their forum), which you DON'T (here)? Or attempting to impress people with your science knowledge (you really won't)?

Or how about impressing me, by actually reading the thread and seeing just how many times each of your so-called "points" has been refuted and dismissed? You might even *gasp* learn something!!1!

Or really impress me: read the Bible, so you can discuss it here from an informed viewpoint, instead of your present state of ignorance?

To be frank, I'm not holding my breath.

[TheNoBrain]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

As you can see, 666 is everywhere. Here's an example of a popular browser. Whic no one sees because they aren't totally maniacs.



[Completely unnecessary citation]

As you can also see, there are no coincidences. All things are either designed, allowed or at least monitored by Jesus.

[Completely unnecessary citation]


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

So, you call yourself "educated". But this is just casuistry. You are searching for every possible angle you could blame the mainstream and then you cry wolf where there is none.

There is a friend of mine who shared a very telling anecdote with me.
"There was a man, who was always tranquil. One time, a friend of his came over, and said to the man, "You will not believe what happened! So, there was a big fight, where X has-" The man cut in, "Is this relevant to my life?" The friend replied, confused, "...no." The man continued, "Will it affect me positively in my future if I know this?" THe friend replied, even more confused, "...no?" The man didn't stop, and asked another question, "Will it do any good to you if you tell me this?" The friend said, "No." The man asked one more question, "Will it affect you positively if you tell me this?" The friend replied, "No." The man asked his final question, "Then why would you tell me anything that does no good to either of us, will not affect positively either of us and is not relevant to our everyday life?" The friend had nothing to say, and he walked away."
So, the summary of this story is this: Don't stick your nose where it does NOT belong. Stay in the study, reading the Bible, Educated Fool.

Let there be Metal,
The Nomad

PS.: No one cares if I think rationally, because what you call heresy, I call the end of the Religious Monocracy and the beginning of the clear mind. Suck on that. Let there be Metal.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

So, you call yourself "educated". But this is just casuistry. You are searching for every possible angle you could blame the mainstream and then you cry wolf where there is none.

There is a friend of mine who shared a very telling anecdote with me. . .
So, the summary of this story is this: Don't stick your nose where it does NOT belong. Stay in the study, reading the Bible, Educated Fool.

Let there be Metal,
The Nomad

PS.: No one cares if I think rationally, because what you call heresy, I call the end of the Religious Monocracy and the beginning of the clear mind. Suck on that. Let there be Metal.

Brother Doctor Professor White is no fool. You, on the other hand, are sharing an anecdote that probably originates -- not from a "friend", but from the quote below. Furthermore, you have not been kind, because you not only called our esteemed Brother True Christian™ a fool, but because you barged into our community to tell us that we aren't allowed to have opinions that you dislike.


This leads to the pinnacle of irony, as you employ the imperative tense to virtually command us to keep our noses out of business which is not yours. You further direct us to stay in the study and read the Bible. This is exactly what we are doing and the ongoing mission of this site.

We want people who visit us to read the Bible. We are not the ones wandering about, hopelessly misinformed on its contents.

Ordering us to read the Bible is akin to telling us to breathe. We already have that covered, thank you very much.

At this point, I am sorely tempted to find a gaming community site, barge in there in a boorish, entitled manner and instruct them to learn some badly needed manners. That, too, would be ironic; but it might actually be necessary, helpful, ultimately kind, and very, very true.


Before you speak ask yourself if what you are going to say is true, is kind, is necessary, is helpful. If the answer is no, maybe what you are about to say should be left unsaid.

[TheNoBrain]

Your words say "This guy is an uneducated man." I say: That is not true. But if you think that being a slave to a religion that looks down on everything that tells the truth of thinking, then I am clearly the most uneducated, brainless idiot on this planet. We all are equal Bible or not, Jesus or not, God here or there, atheist or baptist.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die.

Let there be Metal,
The Nomad

PS.: Calling me ironic is like calling a fly pathetic for flying into the spider's web. Did not do it on purpose.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

I am clearly the most uneducated, brainless idiot on this planet.

But we knew that a month ago. Conceit is not appropriate though; yours is a very large cohort.

[joshualewin]

The Overwatch is such an awesome game to play, on any platforms say, XBOX, Playstation, or PC as buy getting the PC CD Keys online.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by joshualewin

The Overwatch is such an awesome game to play, on any platforms say, XBOX, Playstation, or PC as buy getting the PC CD Keys online.

Attention Moderators! I think this is one of those North Korean marketing bots.

[TheNoBrain]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

But we knew that a month ago. Conceit is not appropriate though; yours is a very large cohort.

You knew nothing a month ago, you know nothing now, you will know nothing in the future and you'll never know anything that is related to me.

Originally Posted by joshualewin

The Overwatch is such an awesome game to play, on any platforms say, XBOX, Playstation, or PC as buy getting the PC CD Keys online.

Well, an enthusiast. Hello! Get out of this hellhole before they will slap an "Unsaved trash", a "Retarded Posting" and a "Full of it" sticker! Oh... one of three happened. Well, crap. Save yourself if there isn't a God to save you.

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Attention Moderators! I think this is one of those North Korean marketing bots.

*gasp* You THINK? God does not allow thinking! What kind of abomination would think? That is against God's rule!

[Mister Brasil]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

The man continued, "Will it affect me positively in my future if I know this?" THe friend replied, even more confused, "...no?"

That's a really interesting story. Thanks for sharing it.

I hope you can see, from the selected quote, how it has nothing to do with the conversation we're currently having. Except, maybe, that it involves confused people.

Ask Jesus Christ to come into your heart and guide your life with His light. Then, ask yourself, "Is my life improved by Christ's wisdom?" If the answer is no, it's because you didn't really ask Christ to come into your heart. Do it until you get it right.

[Roland]

Hi Nomad,

You seem a bit angry and worse: you seem to fuel new forum members with your anger:

Originally Posted by TheNomad

Well, an enthusiast. Hello! Get out of this hellhole before they will slap an "Unsaved trash", a "Retarded Posting" and a "Full of it" sticker! Oh... one of three happened. Well, crap. Save yourself if there isn't a God to save you.

Why won´t you just relax, read the Bible and become a somewhat respected member on this forum?

Kind regards,


Roland

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by TheNomad

You knew nothing a month ago, you know nothing now, you will know nothing in the future and you'll never know anything that is related to me.

You may prefer to see yourself as a unique individual, but this thread has over 1600 posts. In all likelihood, we have dealt with many visitors who are similar to you in any number of ways.

Well, an enthusiast. Hello! Get out of this hellhole before they will slap an "Unsaved trash", a "Retarded Posting" and a "Full of it" sticker! Oh... one of three happened. Well, crap. Save yourself if there isn't a God to save you.

Every single poster who pops up here at Landover Baptist is labeled as "Unsaved Trash" until the pastors have been led by the Holy Spirit (and an intensive investigation) to designate them otherwise.

I was Unsaved Trash at one time and many of the senior members of the Church put me through my paces. Eventually, through my knowledge of Scripture, adherence to forum protocol and submission to the authority of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and His appointed earthly leaders, i.e. the menfolk of Landover Baptist Church, I was pronounced a True Christian™. It was a joyous day for me.

*gasp* You THINK? God does not allow thinking! What kind of abomination would think? That is against God's rule!

While I am aware that you are employing broad sarcasm, you offer a valid point. The truest of True Christians™ know that the Bible cautions The Lord's followers against too much thinking.

Proverbs 12:15
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.


Jeremiah 8:9
The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the Lord; and what wisdom is in them?

Psalm 94:11
The Lord knoweth the thoughts of man, that they are vanity.


1 Corinthians 1:27

But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

While I am aware that you are employing broad sarcasm, you offer a valid point. The truest of True Christians™ know that the Bible cautions The Lord's followers against too much thinking.

Proverbs 12:15
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

Jeremiah 8:9
The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the Lord; and what wisdom is in them?

Indeed Sister. Perhaps I should have avoided the polite circumlocution and said "It is blindingly obvious that ..."?

[TheNoBrain]

Originally Posted by Mister Brasil

That's a really interesting story. Thanks for sharing it.

I hope you can see, from the selected quote, how it has nothing to do with the conversation we're currently having. Except, maybe, that it involves confused people.

Ask Jesus Christ to come into your heart and guide your life with His light. Then, ask yourself, "Is my life improved by Christ's wisdom?" If the answer is no, it's because you didn't really ask Christ to come into your heart. Do it until you get it right.

Jesus did come to my heart, when I was young. Do you know, what happened then? He destroyed every single hope of mine. He for apart my dreams like you tear apart a piece of paper. He left nothing than destruction and chaos everywhere in my heart. And then, he left. Suddenly and without a word. I was devastated, and then I picked up a book called "Origin of Species" by none other than Charles Darwin. I was enlightened by science, and while I do not believe in any deity, I believe in kindness and a lot of other feelings that are coming from my personal experience. Thus, religion, as a whole, became obsolete for me. Religion was nothing more than a joke for me to have a good laugh at it. And do you know what do I find simultaneously funny and horrible? The indoctrination that causes people to blindly believe in something the normal people would never do.

Originally Posted by Roland

Hi Nomad,

You seem a bit angry and worse: you seem to fuel new forum members with your anger:

Why won´t you just relax, read the Bible and become a somewhat respected member on this forum?

Kind regards,

Roland

Hello there, Roland. You seem nice, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I have read the bible. Multiple times. I have never shown more interest in reading it as more than a storybook. I never said that "This holds such a meaning that I must deny myself and drop down to my knees and worship someone who, I don't think, exists." Sorry to destroy anything that is religious, but the most efficient way of controlling people is through religion.

Originally Posted by handmaiden

You may prefer to see yourself as a unique individual, but this thread has over 1600 posts. In all likelihood, we have dealt with many visitors who are similar to you in any number of ways.
Every single poster who pops up here at Landover Baptist is labeled as "Unsaved Trash" until the pastors have been led by the Holy Spirit (and an intensive investigation) to designate them otherwise.
I was Unsaved Trash at one time and many of the senior members of the Church put me through my paces. Eventually, through my knowledge of Scripture, adherence to forum protocol and submission to the authority of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and His appointed earthly leaders, i.e. the menfolk of Landover Baptist Church, I was pronounced a True Christian™. It was a joyous day for me.

Oh, how can I fear a god that does not exist? There are things that can not be proven by your, calling on quote, "Creation Science". What caused the extinction of dinosaurs? Why are there fossils? If god really created the universe, why did it create us and then no one else? What if religion is just some crazy old man's delirious dream on the edge of their death? Is there really a life after death? Why are Baptist men dicks to their wives?

Do you know what I consider the most prescious thing in our existence? Our ability to feel empathy. And when I read/see/hear something about a man beating his wife because some thousand year old storybook told them to do that, it's a shame. Rape is okay for you? I think I can find some men who would be more than happy to rape you regardless of your marital status. Slavery is okay for you? I could go and search for you and then sell you for a nice amount of money that would do me better than you. Violence is okay for you? I could find some people who would beat you up just enough to leave you on the verge of death, where not even the Holy Jesus himself can save you.

And there is one more thing: I am a man, but I'd murder anyone who'd even think about laying a finger on my girlfriend. She is sacred to me and anyone fu<king with her will get their motherfu<king @ss kicked. Be baptist or not. Because I value her more than myself. Think about this. And if some baptist dick rapes her, I'll make sure he is going to eat that penis that took my girlfriend's virginity she reserved for me and me only. If he forces my girlfriend into a marriage, I'll force a shotgun up his rectum and pull both triggers to feel that I'm not joking when I say: "No one fu<ks with my relatives. No one."

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Indeed Sister. Perhaps I should have avoided the polite circumlocution and said "It is blindingly obvious that ..."?

It is blindingly obvious that there are people enslaved by a religion, while the rest of the world either laughs, spits on or straight up hates.

Let there be Metal,
The Nomad