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View Poll Results: Should I bash them with rocks or drown them slowly?
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 02:10 AM

Every single one of the millions who exist today and have done throughout history? And I mean all of them?
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 07:53 AM

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Every single one of the millions who exist today and have done throughout history? And I mean all of them?
Yes. All Catholics know that their church has organized and executed genocides in at least four of the five continents. All Catholics know that all their priests rape and abuse children. The only reason that anyone chooses to be a catholic is because they support this behavior. They donate money to their false church to pay for the genocides and child rape to happen, so yes, they are all active participants in genocide and pedosexuality.

We on the other hand follow God. We don't wear mixed fabrics or ever work on a Sunday. We are good people, as good as the Bible requires us to be.


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 07-22-2014, 03:41 PM

wow, thanks a lot for all this information!

Your witchcraft rituals are on a higher level!
You drowned a dozen of innocent baby creatures into a sacrifice to the god of the sea!
That's bruthal!

Also thoose tips about spirits and criatures and all that... Thoose was a high dominance of black magic!! I never though someone would reach that fearsome level!

Who do you pray to? the God of the Cross?

(this one)



Moloch, maybe?




Oh, no, I know!



It's Bephomet, right?

I never though I would acquire so much knowledge of witchcraft as in this webside. You are truly fearsome warlocks
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 07-22-2014, 04:05 PM

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Who do you pray to? the God of the Cross?
We pray to and receive grace from Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God.

Your silly rant is a day late and a dollar short. We are quite familiar with such false gods.


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 07-22-2014, 04:29 PM

Jesus Christ? Oh you reffer to Tamuth, right? the god of the cross!



And don't tell me this isn't sorcery, because you bringed me back to the 1600's!
You can't say otherwise!
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 07-22-2014, 11:21 PM

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I got a litter of kittens for my children a few months ago...However, they have recently started becoming willful and mischievous. One of the even scratched one of my sons and pushed my little girl, Anabella, in the face.


Can the pelts be used for anything?

The white one might make a really cute mini "bearskin rug" for a dollhouse...or just a conversation piece.

If they bleed, it could stain the fur....and they might scratch each other in a sack. So I would put them in a cozy box in a closed garage and let the car run for a while. That way, nothing's damaged if you want to make them into a crafts project.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 07-23-2014, 05:23 AM

I find that .40cal aluminum hollow points get the job done quite nicely. If you set the kitten on a tree branch and walk about 75 feet away, you can really improve your marksmanship. Since god loves good marksmanship, you can honor him by improving yours... God made aluminum a frangible metal, therefore, aluminum hollow points make the kittens explode, which keeps the mess to a minimum.


(We all know the story of David and Goliath right? Where would David be without good aim and faith in God? Squashed under Goliath's foot!) Proof enough.


The same thing applies to mooslims, although it sure is fun to pack the hollow points with bacon first. They really seem to hate that.


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-11-2014, 09:07 PM

*The sounds of trumpets begins to fill the air*
"In a load booming voice, you hear a reply."

Yes! I would recommend doing it both ways. There is nothing wrong with bashing in their heads first, and then while they're still alive and perhaps unconscious, wake them back up to a semi-state of awareness and fervently drown them.
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Yes! I would recommend doing it both ways. There is nothing wrong with bashing in their heads first, and then while they're still alive and perhaps unconscious, wake them back up to a semi-state of awareness and fervently drown them.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-12-2014, 08:15 AM

Isn't it true you can kill kittens just by masterbating?
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-12-2014, 01:51 PM

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Yes, but it's someone else's kitty who dies.


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I think you'd have to have unusually good aim to pull that off. Anyway, True Christians™ do not commit the sin of Onanism.


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-14-2014, 04:13 PM

This violates the law and anyone doing this should be reported for animal cruelty. You will burn in hell for your sins. May god have mercy on your souls.


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This violates the law and anyone doing this should be reported for animal cruelty. You will burn in hell for your sins. May god have mercy on your souls.
Kindly cite the Scripture that leads you to believe that God is willing to send a man to hell for disposing of a flock of rodents. Because my Bible doesn't say anything like that.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 11-02-2014, 11:47 AM

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Kindly cite the Scripture that leads you to believe that God is willing to send a man to hell for disposing of a flock of rodents. Because my Bible doesn't say anything like that.
Proverbs 12:10
Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
Proverbs 27:23
Know well the condition of your flocks, and give attention to your herds,


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 11-02-2014, 11:49 AM

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Proverbs 12:10
Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
Proverbs 27:23
Know well the condition of your flocks, and give attention to your herds,
You have a flock of kittens?



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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 11-02-2014, 12:23 PM

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Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
Proverbs 27:23
Know well the condition of your flocks, and give attention to your herds,
Hello uncool dude.

There was a commercial about herding cats but I do not think they were telling the truth they were making a joke but I thought it was real the colored girl who works for me said Oh daddy they are just trying to sell something.



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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-06-2015, 04:10 PM

What is wrong with you? why have you even got kittens if you wish to kill them. I have tried to warn you about the consequences of these views but to no avail now I have no choice but to report you to animal welfare and get this site shut down once and for all, and get any of the people involved in this animal cruelty punished by the law.
As I said before all your IP addresses can be tracked.
id start panicking, you should have never posted such filth onto a site where anyone can read it. You have no idea the sort of power people can have who come across this post. Now you will suffer the consequence. You wont be able to go to church when your stuck in a prison cell.
Call yourself followers of God its despicable all you are doing when you kill an animal is making a blood sacrifice to the Devil. Or is that the intention?
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What is wrong with you? why have you even got kittens if you wish to kill them. I have tried to warn you about the consequences of these views but to no avail now I have no choice but to report you to animal welfare and get this site shut down once and for all, and get any of the people involved in this animal cruelty punished by the law.
As I said before all your IP addresses can be tracked.
id start panicking, you should have never posted such filth onto a site where anyone can read it. You have no idea the sort of power people can have who come across this post. Now you will suffer the consequence. You wont be able to go to church when your stuck in a prison cell.
Call yourself followers of God its despicable all you are doing when you kill an animal is making a blood sacrifice to the Devil. Or is that the intention?
Good luck. Our crack team of Jew lawyers will run rings around your allegations. But please, by all means, do come back and tell us exactly what animal welfare says when you report us.



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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-06-2015, 04:37 PM

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Good luck. Our crack team of Jew lawyers will run rings around your allegations. But please, by all means, do come back and tell us exactly what animal welfare says when you report us.

Report officially has been made. It is a very series allegation and your " jew lawyers" will not be able to fight cold hard evidence. You have no idea about me. You do not know anything about my life or the power I hold, so don't get too cocky. I also believe this could be an FBI matter and I have been instructed to contact them if I believe an animal is in immediate danger.
Trust me your lawyers are also no match for the publicity and shaming I shall make sure you receive after this outrage.
Id enjoy this website whilst you can because this allegation will not be taken lightly, some of you can look forward to imprisonment and the others can wallow in the fact they will have no place to vent out and collaborate sick ideals and believes with other sick scumbags
You make me sick, and you make God sick too.
You preach about me and others burning in hell but God will punish YOU for the way you treat innocent animals and people.
And by the way you bunch of weirdos, did you know that a common trait in psychopaths and the mentally unstable is the enjoyment of hurting animals.
That just speaks volumes for the kind of people you are.
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