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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-12-2014, 08:17 PM
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What has any of that got to do with the price of tea in China? Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-12-2014, 08:27 PM
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Also Jesus washed other men's feet, I don't think he did it to molest them, he did it out of love. You people are like the westboro church in Kansas.
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Jesus didn't wash the feet of just any old men: those were the feet of His DISCIPLES. The people He was trusting to spread His GOSPEL.
He wasn't in some San Francisco bathhouse giving out footjobs to every sodomite who sashayed in the door.
Weirdo.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-12-2014, 10:13 PM
Your ignorance astounds me. Basically you're all saying that we should, infact, stop all sorts of activities practiced by youth all across the country. Such as, gymnastics offered by a lot of CHURCH sponsored reputable establishments. Over the last decade, how many of your own sick pastors and priests have molested little boys or girls? You are all nothing more than ignorant religious fanatics. You're judging people whom you do not know which, atleast what I was taught when I went to church, is a sin.
You people are sick.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-12-2014, 10:36 PM
Friend, we are 100% sure that never a priest affiliated with Landover Baptist has ever molested a child. Want to know why?
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-12-2014, 10:39 PM
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Your ignorance astounds me. Basically you're all saying that we should, infact, stop all sorts of activities practiced by youth all across the country. Such as, gymnastics offered by a lot of CHURCH sponsored reputable establishments. Over the last decade, how many of your own sick pastors and priests have molested little boys or girls? You are all nothing more than ignorant religious fanatics. You're judging people whom you do not know which, atleast what I was taught when I went to church, is a sin.
You people are sick.
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a) no member of Landover Baptists - pastor or laity, has ever molested a child. That is something that the Catholic Church has a problem with, not the Baptists.
b) Priests are Catholic. We TRUE Christians™ are Baptists and are lead by Pastors and worship at Sunday Service, not mass.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 12:50 AM
luke 6:37 not even christian and I know this one... you obviously judge long before you think
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07-13-2014, 01:36 AM
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luke 6:37 not even christian and I know this one... you obviously judge long before you think
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You obviously don't know the Bible very well. You just misquoted and misunderstood The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5).
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 01:36 AM
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luke 6:37 not even christian and I know this one... you obviously judge long before you think
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 06:10 AM
What is a good way to minister to them, other than cutting the line and hitting them with a King James Bible?
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 02:59 PM
Mister M,
I find your description of "tender breasts... tight buttocks... like a young sailor riding on his lover" highly disturbing. It speaks more of your own mental well-being than of the actions of innocent people taking part in a popular and respectable sport.
The way you perceive a perfectly normal situation makes me think "the lady doth protest too much"... (That's Shakespeare by the way, in-case you don't recognize any literature outside your narrow scope of religious text)
As far as your ignorance and prejudice is concerned, you may as well be claiming all Muslims to be terrorists.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 03:49 PM
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..... "the lady doth protest too much"... (That's Shakespeare by the way, in-case you don't recognize any literature outside your narrow scope of religious text)
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And it's one of the most misused quotations ever. "Protest" in Shakespeare's time did not have the meaning it has today, so that line doesn't mean what you think it means, dear. But never mind. You certainly showed us how clever you are.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 04:08 PM
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The way you perceive a perfectly normal situation makes me think "the lady doth protest too much"... (That's Shakespeare by the way, in-case you don't recognize any literature outside your narrow scope of religious text)
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Oh, I would have sworn...
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Nah, totally different writing style.
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07-13-2014, 04:13 PM
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"Protest" in Shakespeare's time did not have the meaning it has today
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Indeed Sister. We can safely assume that:
1 Corinthians 15:31 I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our Lord, I die daily.
does not mean he went out and joined a march on Washington.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-13-2014, 10:17 PM
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Mister M,
I find your description of "tender breasts... tight buttocks... like a young sailor riding on his lover" highly disturbing. It speaks more of your own mental well-being than of the actions of innocent people taking part in a popular and respectable sport.
The way you perceive a perfectly normal situation makes me think "the lady doth protest too much"... (That's Shakespeare by the way, in-case you don't recognize any literature outside your narrow scope of religious text)
As far as your ignorance and prejudice is concerned, you may as well be claiming all Muslims to be terrorists.
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How dare you be so rude to a polite, godly man?!? You should be ashamed of yourself for slander! Just look at Proverbs 10:18!
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-14-2014, 08:19 AM
Pay no attention to him, Miss Stark. He's just being silly and childish and it will all end in tears. But his tears will not quench the fiery flames of .
Revelation 21:8
I've just noticed that he's so dumb that he registered the day before but presumably couldn't remember how to spell his password and had to re-register. Look what his first incarnation posted.
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I'm shocked really..
Finding it difficult to believe that 'MisterM' could even conger up such absurdity.<followed by a load more nonsense>
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Can Slackliner3 be far behind?
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-14-2014, 09:35 PM
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Pay no attention to him, Miss Stark. He's just being silly and childish and it will all end in tears. But his tears will not quench the fiery flames of .
Revelation 21:8
I've just noticed that he's so dumb that he registered the day before but presumably couldn't remember how to spell his password and had to re-register. Look what his first incarnation posted.
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Good advice! I will ignore him and get back to praying for his soul!
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-14-2014, 10:47 PM
Hi,
I would like to begin by openly admitting I am personally not a believer in any Religion. I am however a slackliner. Rather than following the previous conversational directions of slinging insults and bible verses, I would love to hear a few things from this christian community.
1)Have you got any cases of people being investigated/convicted through the legal systems?
2)Is this sport crossing any moral/religious boundaries (other than the obvious pedophilia accusations)?
3)Has anyone involved in this conversation approached the mentioned slackliners and interacted with them in any way other than through this accusation?
I would appreciate it if you could answer these using your own words, rather than bible quotes, partly as the bible is something that has the potential to be misunderstood (as shown by some of the earlier posts) and partly as I would like to be able to hear your own thoughts and opinions.
Thanks
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-14-2014, 11:12 PM
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Hi,
I would like to begin by openly admitting I am personally not a believer in any Religion. I am however a slackliner. Rather than following the previous conversational directions of slinging insults and bible verses, I would love to hear a few things from this christian community.
1)Have you got any cases of people being investigated/convicted through the legal systems?
2)Is this sport crossing any moral/religious boundaries (other than the obvious pedophilia accusations)?
3)Has anyone involved in this conversation approached the mentioned slackliners and interacted with them in any way other than through this accusation?
I would appreciate it if you could answer these using your own words, rather than bible quotes, partly as the bible is something that has the potential to be misunderstood (as shown by some of the earlier posts) and partly as I would like to be able to hear your own thoughts and opinions.
Thanks
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-14-2014, 11:22 PM
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Hi,
I would like to begin by openly admitting I am personally not a believer in any Religion. I am however a slackliner. Rather than following the previous conversational directions of slinging insults and bible verses, I would love to hear a few things from this christian community.
1)Have you got any cases of people being investigated/convicted through the legal systems?
2)Is this sport crossing any moral/religious boundaries (other than the obvious pedophilia accusations)?
3)Has anyone involved in this conversation approached the mentioned slackliners and interacted with them in any way other than through this accusation?
I would appreciate it if you could answer these using your own words, rather than bible quotes, partly as the bible is something that has the potential to be misunderstood (as shown by some of the earlier posts) and partly as I would like to be able to hear your own thoughts and opinions.
Thanks
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Before I answer your invasive questions, I'd like to know with whom I am conversing. I don't know anything about you other than your name is Dave and you are a pedophile (curious or full-blown, I don't know). But what church did you grow up in, Dave? Why did you come to hate Jesus so very much that you would rape his dear children just for your cheap thrills? Do you imagine He's not looking? Maybe you think He is too busy watching over the GOP or smiting those disgusting dolphins by upsetting their travel routes with enormous ships that create painful noises and leave behind tons of pollution so we can obtain our necessary items from China at our local Walmart? I assure you, He sees all, even deep into your thoughts. Why you would force Him to watch your "O face" when thinking about such disgusting, perverted things is an abomination. You'll pay the ultimate price unless you repent. We can help.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat -
07-14-2014, 11:48 PM
My apologies for any offence caused, I was simply trying to understand your perspective on this issue so I can personally be informed of the views of other people.
I do not hate Jesus, Christians, or those of any other faith. I am merely not a believer myself. If I am wrong, I shall be judged as your scriptures describe and I shall fully welcome whatever shall become of me.
My name is in fact Tom, I live in England, and I was bought up within the Church of England, however I have chosen to move away from formal religions as I have progressed through my life so far. Maybe some day I will be drawn back to religion? I haven't ruled this out.
As someone who is definitely NOT a pedophile, who works with children in the outdoors, and has done work with a number of Christian groups and churches, I am willing to acknowledge that in some cases this may be happening, and would love nothing more than to put a stop to them. I however am not convinced that EVERY slackliner around the world should be tarnished with the same brush.
If anyone is willing to help me understand/act on these opinions, I would be willing to hear from them. If I have been overly intrusive, I apologize and will refrain from looking here in future.
Thanks again,
Tom
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