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Pastor Zeke's sermon this morning on Sodom and Gomorrah really moved me.
We've all heard the story many times, two angels were sent in the form of men by God to Lot's house to warn him of the coming destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah due to the cities' sexual immorality, including homosexuality.
Now the Lord really impressed me with these verses:
4But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
I realized suddenly that God gives us daughters not only so they can grow up and serve men and make Christians fetuses, but He gives them to us as human shields!
Lot, who we know was a Godly and righteous man as describe in 2 Peter 2:7-8, generously offered his two daughters to the horde of rabid homosexuals and sex maniacs, to spare the dignity and sphincters of these two strange men in his house, the angels.
So it is with this Bible-based knowledge in mind that I, as a Police Officer, endorse the use of daughters as deterrents, and human shields if necessary, against homosexual attackers.
When you are out in public, I recommend that you keep at least one or two daughters nearby in case you are approached by a homosexual.
If you are going into a public restroom, have your daughters stand just outside the door, and if there's any trouble, call for them to rush in and throw themselves on the ground in front of the gay.
Wear a whistle if needed, and blow it whenever you need your daughters to come running in a bid to sacrifice themselves to whatever sex fiend is currently trying to rape you.
As the Bible teaches us, straight rape is more moral than gay rape. (Or even consensual gay sex.)
Praise God, and may he keep you, visiting strangers to your home, and your family (but not necessarily your daughters) safe!
We've all heard the story many times, two angels were sent in the form of men by God to Lot's house to warn him of the coming destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah due to the cities' sexual immorality, including homosexuality.
Now the Lord really impressed me with these verses:
4But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
I realized suddenly that God gives us daughters not only so they can grow up and serve men and make Christians fetuses, but He gives them to us as human shields!
Lot, who we know was a Godly and righteous man as describe in 2 Peter 2:7-8, generously offered his two daughters to the horde of rabid homosexuals and sex maniacs, to spare the dignity and sphincters of these two strange men in his house, the angels.
So it is with this Bible-based knowledge in mind that I, as a Police Officer, endorse the use of daughters as deterrents, and human shields if necessary, against homosexual attackers.
When you are out in public, I recommend that you keep at least one or two daughters nearby in case you are approached by a homosexual.
If you are going into a public restroom, have your daughters stand just outside the door, and if there's any trouble, call for them to rush in and throw themselves on the ground in front of the gay.
Wear a whistle if needed, and blow it whenever you need your daughters to come running in a bid to sacrifice themselves to whatever sex fiend is currently trying to rape you.
As the Bible teaches us, straight rape is more moral than gay rape. (Or even consensual gay sex.)
Praise God, and may he keep you, visiting strangers to your home, and your family (but not necessarily your daughters) safe!
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