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Of course not. He just burns sinners for fun.
"If a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you." -- Leviticus 20:14
"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire." -- Leviticus 21:9
"Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt." -- Genesis 38:24
"He that is taken with the accursed thing shall be burnt with fire, he and all that he hath. ... And Joshua ... took Achan ... and his sons, and his daughters ... And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire." -- Joshua 7:15, 24-25
Sometimes God burns people to death.
(Like when they complain too much, burn incense without a license, dabble in astrology, or make God angry or jealous or something. And sometimes God burns people to identify a prophet or to identify himself, and sometimes for no reason at all.)
"And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp." -- Numbers 11:1
"And there came out a fire from the LORD, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men that offered incense." -- Numbers 16:35
"They have moved me to jealousy with that which is not God ... For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. ... They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust." -- Deuteronomy 32:21-24
"Thou shalt make them as a fiery oven in the time of thine anger: the LORD shall swallow them up in his wrath, and the fire shall devour them." -- Psalm 21:9
"Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame." -- Isaiah 47:13-14
"If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And there came down fire from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty." -- 2 Kings 1:10, 12
"Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; As the vine tree among the trees of the forest, which I have given to the fire for fuel, so will I give the inhabitants of Jerusalem. And I will set my face against them; they shall go out from one fire, and another fire shall devour them; and ye shall know that I am the LORD. -- Ezekiel 15:6-7
"Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left." -- Isaiah 24:6
"And the people shall be as the burnings of lime: as thorns cut up shall they be burned in the fire." -- Isaiah 33:12
"I will cause an alarm of war to be heard in Rabbah of the Ammonites; and it shall be a desolate heap, and her daughters shall be burned with fire." -- Jeremiah 49:2
And God will burn most people forever in hell after they die.
"If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." -- John 15:6
"The Lord Jesus ... in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God ... who shall be punished with everlasting destruction." -- 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9
"The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God ...he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." -- Revelation 14:10-11
"The fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." -- Revelation 21:8
So remember to pray that God will burn your enemies to death.
"Let burning coals fall upon them: let them be cast into the fire; into deep pits, that they rise not up again." -- Psalm 140:10
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I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Al on this one. There has to be some balance between good and evil. Or else we'd be able to get away with murder.
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01-07-2007, 07:36 PM
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I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Al on this one. There has to be some balance between good and evil. Or else we'd be able to get away with murder.
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It's not murder if GOD tells you to do it.
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01-07-2007, 08:07 PM
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It's not murder if GOD tells you to do it.
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But it's best to leave it to the angels who's job it is to smite people. They're doing what they're supposed to do, and you're not getting arrested or accidently killing a Christian and getting sent to hell. No harm, no foul.
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01-08-2007, 02:58 AM
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But it's best to leave it to the angels who's job it is to smite people. They're doing what they're supposed to do, and you're not getting arrested or accidently killing a Christian and getting sent to hell. No harm, no foul.
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Listen Mom, The Holy Bible commands True Christians™ to kill certain types of unsaved trash, not angels. Of course we follow secular laws, but there are ways around many of them. If we haven't banned you by then, October is witch hunting season. Permits are $180 each.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-08-2007, 03:52 AM
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Listen Mom, The Holy Bible commands True Christians™ to kill certain types of unsaved trash, not angels. Of course we follow secular laws, but there are ways around many of them. If we haven't banned you by then, October is witch hunting season. Permits are $180 each.
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I think I'll pass. I've been in the military, killing people isn't all that great. And I wouldn't pay to kill someone either. I'd rather get paid.
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01-08-2007, 04:30 AM
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I think I'll pass. I've been in the military, killing people isn't all that great. And I wouldn't pay to kill someone either. I'd rather get paid.
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Ahh, but during witch hunts you don't kill people, you kill witches. Witches aren't people, they're not even animals really. Witch hunting is a very GODLY sport and I can't wait until October so I can go on my first witch hunt.
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01-09-2007, 01:10 AM
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Can I wait to I'm real old and repent on my death bed Pastor? And in the meantime live as a wicked Harry Potter following witch?
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Not if JESUS drops a house on you tomorrow you can't. 
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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01-09-2007, 01:37 AM
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I think I'll pass. I've been in the military, killing people isn't all that great. And I wouldn't pay to kill someone either. I'd rather get paid.
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Silly Mom!
The $180 licensing fee goes toward the PRIZE POOL. You could win any number of grand prizes!
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01-09-2007, 03:36 AM
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Silly Mom!
The $180 licensing fee goes toward the PRIZE POOL. You could win any number of great prizes!
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I'm retired. Besides, I can't fight anymore anyway. Injured in battle.
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01-09-2007, 03:38 AM
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I'm retired. Besides, I can't fight anymore anyway. Injured in battle.
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You mean they won't let you out of the sheltered workshop you attend. You know, the one you ride the short bus to every morning?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-09-2007, 03:54 AM
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You mean they won't let you out of the sheltered workshop you attend. You know, the one you ride the short bus to every morning?
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Sheltered workshop? I have my own car.
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01-09-2007, 05:10 PM
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I'm retired. Besides, I can't fight anymore anyway. Injured in battle.
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Don't lie to Jesus. Athiests are cowards. That's why there aren't any in foxholes (although they can occasionally be found looking for badgers.)
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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01-10-2007, 04:16 AM
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Don't lie to Jesus. Athiests are cowards. That's why there aren't any in foxholes (although they can occasionally be found looking for badgers.)
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I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. And trust me, I'd much rather be out there fighting, than to be limping for the rest of my life.
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01-10-2007, 02:12 PM
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I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. And trust me, I'd much rather be out there fighting, than to be limping for the rest of my life.
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an agnostic is a bigger coward then an atheist even. At least atheists have the guts to take a stand, no matter how misguided. You agnostics are like pouty little brat children who want to hold your breath and throw a tantrum until God comes along and bitchslaps you. THEN you confess that God is real, but it will be too late by then. Sorry mom. Enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-10-2007, 05:05 PM
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I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. And trust me, I'd much rather be out there fighting, than to be limping for the rest of my life.
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Friend,
As agnostic you accept God may exist. So that means there may be such a thing as eternal damnation if you don't follow His Laws (which could be true).
Are you willing to take the risk of being tortured by demons (that could exist) for eternity in Hell (which there could be one) because you decided the God glass was half empty? Play it safe friend, the God glass is also half full.
And half of full of infinity is a lot! PRAISE!
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01-10-2007, 10:34 PM
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an agnostic is a bigger coward then an atheist even. At least atheists have the guts to take a stand, no matter how misguided. You agnostics are like pouty little brat children who want to hold your breath and throw a tantrum until God comes along and bitchslaps you. THEN you confess that God is real, but it will be too late by then. Sorry mom. Enjoy hell.
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I'm an agnostic in the sense that there is no logical proof to prove or disprove God. And with no proof there is no certainty. I'd much rather risk Hell than spend my only life worshipping something that may not even exist. Especially worshipping in such a corrupt religion as Christianity. Agnostics don't have to worry about God.
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01-10-2007, 11:18 PM
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I'm an agnostic in the sense that there is no logical proof to prove or disprove God.
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Of course there is logical proof. It's called the King James Bible.
But I didn't come here for that. I came to complain about the name of this thread. I've been trying to avoid it, but every day, there it is, the name of the foul character created by Lucifer to woo our children away from Christ. Is there any way it could be changed to "Bespectacled Blasphemous Witch" so we don't have to keep being reminded of his putrid existence?
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01-10-2007, 11:20 PM
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Is there any way it could be changed to "Bespectacled Blasphemous Witch" so we don't have to keep being reminded of his putrid existence?
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Better?
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01-10-2007, 11:22 PM
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Better?
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It's much better. We still have to see his name, but at least nobody would be fooled that we're in favour of his evil ways! Thank you.
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01-11-2007, 12:42 PM
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I'm an agnostic in the sense that there is no logical proof to prove or disprove God. And with no proof there is no certainty. I'd much rather risk Hell than spend my only life worshipping something that may not even exist. Especially worshipping in such a corrupt religion as Christianity. Agnostics don't have to worry about God.
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So what you're saying is that you'd rather spend a few decades living in sin, and then be tortured for eternity, than spend a few decades living righteously, and then collect your eternal reward? Friend, you may not think you have to worry about God, but He sees things differently.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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