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Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-05-2007, 03:28 AM
Folks, I was shocked to learn that a Florida high school student is suing because he mooned his teacher. And I am surprised that president/savior-to-be Jeb Bush (he's so cute!) hasn't intervened.
Anyway, I know if my son Skeeter was that mooner his little behind would get real acquainted with my favorite hair brush. Finally, what do you folks think Betty Bowers would do if it were her son?
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-05-2007, 05:51 AM
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I can only imagine that she would be horrified to see that her son had shown his bare bottom to a male teacher, in an attempt to seduce the teacher into reversing his decision, and send the boy into her BASH program immediately!
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-05-2007, 11:26 AM
Well, whatever Betty would or wouldn't do, I think we can all sigh in relief and thank Jesus for preventing that vile gook cult, the Moonies, from getting involved with this story. Then things would have got really twisted.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-05-2007, 11:59 AM
Well, I can't even begin to imagine what I would do in the shoes of a classy white lady like Missus Bowers (probably dance for joy because I seen such nice shoes on my feets!), but if one of my chillrens had done did something like that to they teacher, I make sure they goes without watermelon for a MONTH.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-05-2007, 03:10 PM
I am troubled that the next President of the United States, Jeb Bush hasn't used his powers on this. I can only assume that Jeb is waiting for the right time. Since the word is President Bush will declare marshall law when he attacks Iran next week the time for Jeb to act will be soon.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-18-2007, 11:56 PM
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I had a look at the article and this part came to my attention:
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"Without knowing the allegations, we're confident in the administration's position on this case," Robinson said. Palm Harbor principal Herman "Doc" Allen described the mooning as "disgusting" and the teacher as "traumatized."
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What kind of wuss sissy is that teacher? To find a simple mooning 'traumatizing'?
Maybe the teacher should have given the kid a detention or two but forced out of his school just for mooning? What a joke! If that teacher is so traumatized by the sight of an ass if he ever had a kid, how would he clean the baby's butt to change the diaper? With his eyes shut?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-19-2007, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I had a look at the article and this part came to my attention:
What kind of wuss sissy is that teacher? To find a simple mooning 'traumatizing'?
Maybe the teacher should have given the kid a detention or two but forced out of his school just for mooning? What a joke! If that teacher is so traumatized by the sight of an ass if he ever had a kid, how would he clean the baby's butt to change the diaper? With his eyes shut?
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Where to start, where to start?
What if it was a really fat pimple covered rear end? Think about that! What about dinkleberries?
And changing diapers is not a man's job.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-19-2007, 11:26 AM
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Where to start, where to start?
What if it was a really fat pimple covered rear end? Think about that! What about dinkleberries?
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I seriously doubt the ass was in that bad shape, and even if it was, how is that traumatic? Think about what doctors have to put up with and see!
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And changing diapers is not a man's job.
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Sure it is. Unless the man is too much of a sissy and a wuss.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-19-2007, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I seriously doubt the ass was in that bad shape, and even if it was, how is that traumatic? Think about what doctors have to put up with and see!
Sure it is. Unless the man is too much of a sissy and a wuss.
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Perhaps the caboose caused the teacher to have lustful thoughts - a grave sin. But then again, since it is a male teacher, if he did lust after the half-moons, better to stone first and ask questions later.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-19-2007, 12:58 PM
I think that Governor-future-President Jeb - needs a nice warm plate of Snickerdoodles to re-activate his True Christian roots. Praise!
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-24-2007, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Perhaps the caboose caused the teacher to have lustful thoughts - a grave sin. But then again, since it is a male teacher, if he did lust after the half-moons, better to stone first and ask questions later.
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Well, I suppose he would worry if he were lusting after an underage caboose....
But 'traumatized'??? I mean seriously, come on. If that guy is married or has a partner, his other half wouldn't be able to introduce him as their 'knight in shining armor'...more like 'their sissy in double-knit'.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
04-28-2007, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Well, I suppose he would worry if he were lusting after an underage caboose....
But 'traumatized'??? I mean seriously, come on. If that guy is married or has a partner, his other half wouldn't be able to introduce him as their 'knight in shining armor'...more like 'their sissy in double-knit'.
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The tragic thing is, now that that demon-possessed child has led the poor traumatised teacher down the path of homerism and lustfulness, there's every chance they do now have a "partner". Jesus weeps.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-07-2007, 03:49 PM
Well, what does the Bible say about this situation? Surely that is the instruction that Betty would follow.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-08-2007, 03:45 AM
Oh no, no, no. I do not approve of mooning one iota, however showing your panties I can deal with.[IMG]file:///Users/jameshaldeman/Desktop/506.jpg[/IMG]
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-09-2007, 01:27 AM
Love it! Someone in here has a sense of humor after all..Bozo James Indeed LOL.
How about Sissy Bozo james instead, not so insulting that way.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-09-2007, 01:30 AM
Did my sexy legs get you all hot and bothered ...HOMER, or was it my pretty ruffled , lacey panties. I'll send you a pair if you like. You will like the silky bow.
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-09-2007, 01:33 PM
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Did my sexy legs get you all hot and bothered ...HOMER, or was it my pretty ruffled , lacey panties. I'll send you a pair if you like. You will like the silky bow.
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No thank you, Mr. Haldeman.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-09-2007, 01:48 PM
I would call you Mr. too if you really were one. Does Pastor translate to "Past her a**" or "Past her pu**y?"
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Reason: edited for vulgarity
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Re: Student Moons and Sues WWBD? -
05-09-2007, 03:00 PM
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I would call you Mr. too if you really were one. Does Pastor translate to "Past her a**" or "Past her pu**y?"
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James,
You're really stepping over the line here. We are more than willing to help you reach Jesus but personal attacks like this are not acceptable.
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