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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Watermelon is an African fruit.
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Then while you're at it, please feel free to take Obummer with you back to the dark continent from whence ye (and your African fruit) sprang.
This reminds me of the colored housekeeper we had when I was a child ... Odetta was her name, or 'Detta for short. My oh my, did 'Detta love her some watermelon (she called it "wa'melon") while she watched her afternoon "stories" before preparing our dinner!
Sadly, the gluttony 'Detta reserved for her "African fruit" ultimately tempted God's displeasure; my daddy had to beat her severely before firing her for stealing watermelons and trying to smuggle them out of our house under her dress ('Detta was constantly in a "family way" by different men, so it was easy for her to pretend a watermelon was one of her many bastard babies).
Proverbs 23:21 ...