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If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 12:16 AM
I rebuke you in Jesus' Name. If you are really Christian women, you should be discussing holy topics such as how to serve your husbands, Thanksgiving recipes, hairstyles that please your men, sewing, knitting, crocheting, and where to buy non-mixed fabrics.
Who really cares about your personal tragedies. So your husband was murdered by a paid assailant at a rally. BIG DEAL. Jesus is coming soon. Where are your sheaves? Are you bringing them in, ladies?
So you popped out a soldier for Christ. Well, PRAISE GOD for that. As long as his name doesn't make him out to be a faggot (by calling him something like Lance or Bruce or Porter), WHO CARES? Souls are headed for hell and husbands are hungry for pie. Priorities, please!
I am frankly beginning to have negative feelings toward the weaker gender. You're failing to do what my loving God, my Savior, my healer, my soon-coming KING has asked you to do. I get more satisfaction from my animals.
Remember God's warnings to those who do not follow His laws. Remember that His punishments are everlasting and never changing.
May God change your hearts and return you to the lifestyles He intended. I haven't even heard recent mention of meditations that took place in the menstra-hut like we used to. Are you not praying? Are you not meditating? Did you have a hysterialectomy?
Stupid women. I'm going to go pray for strength.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 12:21 AM
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I rebuke you in Jesus' Name. If you are really Christian women, you should be discussing holy topics such as how to serve your husbands, Thanksgiving recipes, hairstyles that please your men, sewing, knitting, crocheting, and where to buy non-mixed fabrics.
Stupid women. I'm going to go pray for strength.
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Do pray for strength, BrotherLarry. Christian women do so all the time.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 04:27 AM
Brother Larry, thank you for reminding everyone! I was promoted to forum member for a reason (so was everyone who was raised to forum member) and you cannot abuse that ability. I say that if a woman DOESN'T speak about something important such as parenting, baking, ect. then she should probably deserve an infraction.
And my apologies for asking about baby names, you suggested it on my introduction
And don't give up on the lesser sex just yet. Some of us are still faithful to God and have not turned to the dark religion of feminism
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10-01-2016, 04:53 AM
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...you cannot abuse that ability...And don't give up on the lesser sex just yet...
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 05:32 AM
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I rebuke you in Jesus' Name.
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Well earned and humbly accepted, my dear friend and brother in Christ. The Holy Bible tells us very near the beginning that girl children are an embarrassment to the family, and so the mother's shame for having gone through the dishonor, pain, and messiness of birth is twice as much for producing a girl after all that trouble (Leviticus 12:2-5).
From the very early days of the church, we can see various sermons reminding women congregants to mind their places, and men congregants of the dangers of the women among them: - Woman is a temple built over a sewer. –Tertullian, “the father of Latin Christianity” (c160-225)
- [Women’s] very consciousness of their own nature must evoke feelings of shame.–Saint Clement of Alexandria, Christian theologian (c150-215): Pedagogues II, 33, 2
- Nor are the women to smear their faces with the ensnaring devices of wily cunning. . . The Instructor [Christ] orders them to go forth “in becoming apparel, and adorn themselves with shamefacedness and sobriety, subject to their own husbands.” –Saint Clement of Alexandria, Christian theologian (c150-215): The Instructor
- In pain shall you bring forth children, woman, and you shall turn to your husband and he shall rule over you. And do you not know that you are Eve? God’s sentence hangs still over all your sex and His punishment weighs down upon you. You are the devil’s gateway; you are she who first violated the forbidden tree and broke the law of God. It was you who coaxed your way around him whom the devil had not the force to attack. With what ease you shattered that image of God: Man! Because of the death you merited, even the Son of God had to die… Woman, you are the gate to hell. –Tertullian, “the father of Latin Christianity” (c160-225): On the Apparel of Women, chapter 1
- For it is improper for a woman to speak in an assembly, no matter what she says,
- even if she says admirable things, or even saintly things, that is of little
- consequence, since they come from the mouth of a woman. –Origen (d. 258): Fragments on First Corinthians, 74
- Woman does not possess the image of God in herself but only when taken together
- with the male who is her head, so that the whole substance is one image. But
- when she is assigned the role as helpmate, a function that pertains to her
- alone, then she is not the image of God. But as far as the man is concerned, he
- is by himself alone the image of God just as fully and completely as when he and
- the woman are joined together into one. –Saint Augustine, Bishop of Hippo Regius (354-430)
- What is the difference whether it is in a wife or a mother, it is still Eve the temptress that we must beware of in any woman… I fail to see what use woman can be to man, if one excludes the function of bearing children. –Saint Augustine, Bishop of Hippo Regius (354 – 430): De genesi ad litteram, 9, 5-9
"Woman, you are the gate to hell."
On behalf of all women, I apologize.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 05:58 AM
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On behalf of all women, I apologize.
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Simple and profound, Sister. And such a bold departure from all that liberal "Christian" nonsense about Jesus being a feminist.
What women really need to hear is the Truth about the Bible. Once they truly understand their place in God's Great Scheme, they can lay down their hearts and rest, or take to their feet and walk.
Of course, the only path they can walk that doesn't have the Bible as their guide is the path to hell. But if a girl refuses to listen to the Bible on what it means to be a woman, is she really going to listen to what it says about hell?
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Psss-- are we allowed to talk about our menstrual problems in here? I thought that's why we had a Prayer Shack.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 08:21 AM
Thank you, Brother Larry, for reminding us of our lowly place in God's Holy Scheme of All Things.
Humbly yours in Christ,
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-01-2016, 10:42 PM
I hope you aren't all moping around somewhere holding grudges like you are prone to do.
You know you're all my one and only.
I still watch over every one of you to make sure you're safe and doing the things you're supposed to do.
I mean, Jesus watches you.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 03:40 AM
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I hope you aren't all moping around somewhere holding grudges like you are prone to do.
You know you're all my one and only.
I still watch over every one of you to make sure you're safe and doing the things you're supposed to do.
I mean, Jesus watches you.
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Can Jesus advise me on feminine hygiene products? Because I really need an answer to my question on post #6.
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10-02-2016, 05:53 AM
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Can Jesus advise me on feminine hygiene products? Because I really need an answer to my question on post #6.
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Sister,
As long as you post a warning to the menfolk, you can talk about anything you want. It's just that this board has been abandoning its true purpose lately and we need to see some more womanly chats that show you understand your purpose for being.
The men check this board out for your safety, but you are discouraged from visiting the men's board so you aren't offended by our manly businesslike serious discussions. Offended why? Because you wouldn't understand all the technical terminology we use.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 04:53 PM
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Sister,
As long as you post a warning to the menfolk, you can talk about anything you want. It's just that this board has been abandoning its true purpose lately and we need to see some more womanly chats that show you understand your purpose for being.
The men check this board out for your safety, but you are discouraged from visiting the men's board so you aren't offended by our manly businesslike serious discussions. Offended why? Because you wouldn't understand all the technical terminology we use.
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Sisters, I am having a little problem with this. Because it is all so technical, do you think that we should ask for our menfolk's input? Also, I am very concerned about being a REAL Christian woman, so naturally, I have questions.
Because God parted the Red Sea, and Jesus walked on the sea, it would seem to me that lady products from the sea have His Seal of Approval. What do you think?
Innocently Yours,
Handmaiden
P.S. To any brothers reading-- I really did try to post a bigger, more intimidating warning, but because I am so lacking in technological understanding, it didn't work out.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 05:13 PM
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Because God parted the Red Sea, and Jesus walked on the sea, it would seem to me that lady products from the sea have His Seal of Approval. What do you think?
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Sister, I am appalled! Have you lost your mind????? What's wrong with a good old-fashioned menstrual rag, as used for generations - in my own family, quite literally so, as they are passed down from grandmother to granddaughter.
DO NOT EVEN THINK OF SHOVING ANYTHING "UP THERE"!!!!!
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10-02-2016, 05:42 PM
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Sister, I am appalled! Have you lost your mind????? What's wrong with a good old-fashioned menstrual rag, as used for generations - in my own family, quite literally so, as they are passed down from grandmother to granddaughter.
DO NOT EVEN THINK OF SHOVING ANYTHING "UP THERE"!!!!!
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Whew! Thank you, Sister Joanna! I am so very grateful for the Godly advice. It gets so confusing, trying to be a Real Christian woman. I really did imagine that God would have blessed any sea sponges that could be certified as having been culled from the Holy Land, er, sea. (Silly me. Sponges don't grow on land. . . I think.)
Forsooth, you have provided counsel, and I will give heed. You are so blessed to have such a rich family tradition, my own mother was orphaned, so I don't have any of her rags.
You know, there is another question that has troubled me. We know, of course, that God's Direct Word, the Bible, has been given to His obedient ones so that they can follow its every word and thus demonstrate to the world that He is Perfect and All knowing. Really, everything we do in our lives is a reflection on Him.
It is clearly indicated in His Word that women are to be kept apart during their unclean time. That's why we have a prayer shack, after all (BrotherLarry). What I don't recall reading is exactly what substances we are to use to manage our uncleanliness. Certainly, no mixed linen and wool fabrics, as in the aforementioned rags. The Bible commands us to avoid such things in our outerwear, so it's easy to work that one out.
But, I can't seem to find an exact verse offering an exact recommendation. The subject in general seems to occupy at least some of God's time. He commands women to stay apart from men and their foodstuffs and the like. We, or rather, our men, are commanded to refrain from relations of certain sorts with us until the appropriate number of days after our uncleanness is over.
Really, it would help so much if there were more explicit instructions for a lady to manage these difficulties. I know that unbelievers think of the Lord as some sort of busybody, concerning Himself with what we eat and say and do and even think, but I say, the more detailed the manual the holier the outcome.
So, does God tell us precisely what to do and what to use during our curse, have I overlooked a verse or two?
Minutely Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 06:05 PM
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So, does God tell us precisely what to do and what to use during our curse, have I overlooked a verse or two?
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Yes, He does, dear Sister, because He is a truly loving God who controls every moment of a woman's life:
Leviticus 15:19-28
19 And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it [be] on [her] bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she [shall be] unclean.
26 Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
Helpfully Yours,
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10-02-2016, 06:18 PM
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Yes, He does, dear Sister, because He is a truly loving God who controls every moment of a woman's life:
Leviticus 15:19-28
19 And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it [be] on [her] bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she [shall be] unclean.
26 Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
Helpfully Yours,
Basilissa
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Oh, Sister, I just love those verses. And isn't it nice of the Lord to use the term "flowers" to describe such an icky thing? But what I meant is that there doesn't seem to be a specific description of what we are to use.
He put so much time and detail into the architecture of the Temple and of the design of the priests' robes. Before that, He worked out all the math for the Ark. I want to know exactly what to use for my unclean time.
Which substance? Rags, sponges, cornhusks? Are rags to be folded crosswise or lengthwise? Sister Joanna has counseled that items are to be put on, not in. But, I seek so much more. After all, a True Christian of either gender (And there are only the two, of course!) would want to please the Lord and meet His every expectation.
Am I wrong in wishing that God had given more attention to this issue (pardon the pun) in His Holy Word? It's almost as if it didn't matter that much to Him because it concerned women.
Ponderingly Yours,
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10-02-2016, 06:37 PM
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Oh, Sister, I just love those verses. And isn't it nice of the Lord to use the term "flowers" to describe such an icky thing? But what I meant is that there doesn't seem to be a specific description of what we are to use.
He put so much time and detail into the architecture of the Temple and of the design of the priests' robes. Before that, He worked out all the math for the Ark. I want to know exactly what to use for my unclean time.
Which substance? Rags, sponges, cornhusks? Are rags to be folded crosswise or lengthwise? Sister Joanna has counseled that items are to be put on, not in. But, I seek so much more. After all, a True Christian of either gender (And there are only the two, of course!) would want to please the Lord and meet His every expectation.
Am I wrong in wishing that God had given more attention to this issue (pardon the pun) in His Holy Word? It's almost as if it didn't matter that much to Him because it concerned women.
Ponderingly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Well, Sister Handmaiden, you ask some really good questions. However, I don't think it really matters what kinds of rags we use because we and everything we touch during "that time" is unclean anyway.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 06:39 PM
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Yes, He does, dear Sister, because He is a truly loving God who controls every moment of a woman's life:
Leviticus 15:19-28
19 And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it [be] on [her] bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she [shall be] unclean.
26 Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
I don't think it really matters what kinds of rags we use because we and everything we touch during that time is unclean anyway.
Helpfully Yours,
Basilissa
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Do you realize that True Christian™ prostitutes lose hundreds if not thousands of dollars during their unclean time? Not to mention all the laundry that has to be done (of course, that task is taken care of by the unclean harlot). So be glad you are a wife and mother - lest you have to deal with all of that extra work.
I am very proud of you girls for finally discussing things that help to edify you and present you blameless in the eyes of God. (Colossians 1:22)
I do want to point out that Sister Lytton-Vasey is correct about foreign objects being placed in the vile cavern of conception. Something you may not know, Sister Handmaiden, is that verses such as Acts 19:19, where former magicians burned their magic books, prove that objects can have demons. Since that area of the female body is such a temptation for the unbeliever, it only stands to reason that anything placed there can result in negative consequences! The demons lodge themselves in the crevices as if they were monsters in a haunted house. When the man's liquids begin fiercely swimming toward their goal like so many little Michael Phelpses, the demons latch onto them and thus a demon possessed infant is conceived. Often the devil is able to hide itself until the child is of age and becomes a Mormon, rock star, or politician (think Hillary). Is this a chance you really want to take?
I would never take as a wife a woman who cares so little about her future children or spot in heaven as to utilize anything but the objects Sister Joanna mentioned. They really only require one investment if you weren't blessed to have them handed down. Go to the Dollar Store and purchase a plain white sheet set and then just start cutting them up. I do not think the Bible condemns the use of printed sheets to help you feel lovely during that time, but I will leave that to well-experienced women such as Mary Etheldreda, Virginia Templeton, and the like.
ONE MORE THING: Never use your prayer shack as a menstra-hut. That would be an abomination. Your prayer shack can actually be a room within your home. The menstra hut should be separate (preferably out of sight). It can be as elaborate as you can afford, but why? A bed, perhaps a lamp and non-perishable food and a supply of water is really all that's needed. No need to change clothing until the issue is complete.
Ladies, PLEASE do not be offended that a virile, handsome, masculine male is discussing such things. I am a certified equine gnathologist and almost a veterinarian! That makes me just steps away from being a medical doctor, so it is acceptable. If I have damaged your sensibilities, may I offer this sincere apology.
COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry
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10-02-2016, 06:47 PM
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Well, Sister Handmaiden, you ask some really good questions. However, I don't think it really matters what kinds of rags we use because we and everything we touch during "that time" is unclean anyway.
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Oh, I know . . . but He is so specific about which animals are clean or unclean and about all those utensils in the Temple. I was sort of hoping for more. Isn't that how you know someone cares? When they go out of their way to lay out every aspect of your life and offer to control all the details so that you don't become anxious making decisions and thinking about the outcome of your actions?
I just love Jesus so much! When I wore contact lenses, I couldn't even put them in without a steady stream of prayer. It was like Jesus Himself was sticking His Own Finger into my eye.
Praisefully Yours,
Handmaiden
P.S. BrotherLarry, were you saying something?
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 07:14 PM
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Isn't that how you know someone cares? When they go out of their way to lay out every aspect of your life and offer to control all the details so that you don't become anxious making decisions and thinking about the outcome of your actions?
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Of course this is what True Love is. However, God in the Holy Bible dedicates more time to men's life because men are, well, more important. I mean, just think of the story of Adam and Eve and their sons. The life and death of Abel is explained in much detail; the subsequent life of Cain is too; and we know enough about Seth to know the name of his son. But, who were the women in their lives? Did Cain and Seth marry their own unnamed and unmentioned sisters? Or did they produce their offspring with their own mother (now, that would be an awkward Christmas dinner moment - as a child of Seth and Eve, do you call her Mom or Grandma)? Or did God create new women for them?
From our feeble female point of view, these are important questions, because we'd like to think that the whole world revolves around us. However, the fact is that these are meaningless questions. The only importance of women in the Bible is to lay with their husbands once and produce male offspring. Their names, who they are, and what they do when they are not doing that single thing, is really not important.
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Re: If You are REALLY Christian Women... -
10-02-2016, 07:23 PM
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From our feeble female point of view, these are important questions, because we'd like to think that the whole world revolves around us. However, the fact is that these are meaningless questions. The only importance of women in the Bible is to lay with their husbands once and produce male offspring. Their names, who they are, and what they do when they are not doing that single thing, is really not important.
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Wisely put, Sister, dear. The whole world revolves around Jesus, and the menfolk are our world. Or, is it the other way around? I get so confused at times. Probably because my brain was clearly designed by God to be fundamentally different. And possibly because the blood flow has been temporarily re-directed.
I still remain confused about the books of Esther and Ruth, why did God bother to include them? Should we ask a Brother about that? Is it important enough to be discussed out on the main forum?
Inquiringly Yours,
Handmaiden
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