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10-11-2006, 06:20 PM
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Friend,
That verse from Paul was written in 50 AD, 300 years after your Greek medicine man began waving his magic stick science and snake around to try to "cure" people. If sticks and snakes were so effective then why would Paul recommend prayer to people?
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10-11-2006, 06:22 PM
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Sounds like a blast don't it?
Stupid sinner.
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It does, actually, since my central heating's packed up...!
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10-11-2006, 06:23 PM
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Friend,
That verse from Paul was written in 50 AD, 300 years after your Greek medicine man began waving his magic stick science and snake around to try to "cure" people. If sticks and snakes were so effective then why would Paul recommend prayer to people?
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oh dear... Somone failed history didn't they ! Do you even know who we are talking about here ? I'm guessing you do with the snake comment.. i'm impressed.
BUT, they 'allready' prayed to their gods, which strangely enough didn't work. So they came up with the Theory of the four humours, which was wrong... but it was the first step man took at looking at illness scientificly. he also invented Clinical observation and the Hipocratic oath which is still used today.
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10-11-2006, 06:24 PM
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It does, actually, since my central heating's packed up...!
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Oh look, this nigra's a comedian.
Someone give it an extra ration of dog food.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-11-2006, 06:24 PM
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No, His will is that everyone dies (and He will kill them Himself at Armageddon) so He can throw 99% of the people living in this world into Hell!
Hell isn't a sodomite moshpit, it's a pit where you burn, can you even imagine the pain in your tiny nigra mind, have you ever burned yourself?
Even maybe just a little on a candle or such? Now imagine feeling that pain FOREVER, but a 100 times more painful.
Sounds like a blast don't it?
Stupid sinner.
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yeah but you said you got to have sex for eternity ? (you cant rape someone thats willing!)
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10-11-2006, 06:26 PM
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Oh look, this nigra's a comedian.
Someone give it an extra ration of dog food.
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Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Martin Laurence....
Yeah, they all eat dogfood, right enough....
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10-11-2006, 07:38 PM
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oh dear... Somone failed history didn't they ! Do you even know who we are talking about here ? I'm guessing you do with the snake comment.. i'm impressed.
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What, are you surprised sinner that we no the method of the enemy. We Christians also know all this Greek medicine was just about infecting people the gay virus to turn them into more homers. Most of their "treatments", like trepanning, were nothing more than sadomasochist sex play and are widely practiced in S&M clubs in sicko liberal sin cities like San Francisco, New York and Dallas.
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BUT, they 'allready' prayed to their gods, which strangely enough didn't work.
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Not surprising since the Greek gods were false.
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So they came up with the Theory of the four humours, which was wrong... but it was the first step man took at looking at illness scientificly. he also invented Clinical observation and the Hipocratic oath which is still used today.
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Yes, I can see why the sinful value the clinical observation of naked bodies as so valuable. Not for me since I am not depraved.
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10-11-2006, 07:41 PM
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The thing is medicine may cure an illness, more likely hide the symptoms. However God is the only TRUE™ cure for diseases. If it is His will all illness will leave the subjects body. That is why we have no need of a hospital here in Freehold. God cures all.
Show me a secular city that can boast a no hospital policy like Freehold, Iowa.
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If that's the case, then why is it that a woman who went to church her entire life, die before her time??
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10-11-2006, 07:44 PM
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If that's the case, then why is it that a woman who went to church her entire life, die before her time??
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What woman and what makes you think she could possibly die before God wanted her die?
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Don't go there. I am far more saved than you could ever possibly be.
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10-11-2006, 07:45 PM
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What woman and what makes you think she could possibly die before God wanted her die?
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OK,
1) my friend's mother.
and
2) She's, y'know, dead, 'n stuff??
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10-11-2006, 07:47 PM
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What, are you surprised sinner that we no the method of the enemy. We Christians also know all this Greek medicine was just about infecting people the gay virus to turn them into more homers. Most of their "treatments", like trepanning, were nothing more than sadomasochist sex play and are widely practiced in S&M clubs in sicko liberal sin cities like San Francisco, New York and Dallas.
Not surprising since the Greek gods were false.
Yes, I can see why the sinful value the clinical observation of naked bodies as so valuable. Not for me since I am not depraved.
The thing is medicine may cure an illness, more likely hide the symptoms. However God is the only TRUE™ cure for diseases. If it is His will all illness will leave the subjects body. That is why we have no need of a hospital here in Freehold. God cures all.
Show me a secular city that can boast a no hospital policy like Freehold, Iowa.
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Lol I dont think you meant it inetentionally but the one thing your right on is the gay comment ! The greeks used to take their best friends sons into the hills and... ahum yeah A man NOT sleeping with his friends son was actually quite the insult !
So your kinda right lol
Trephaning wasn't strictly a Greek thing however, many an early age "medicine man" used the technique... Strangely people even survived it The sad thing is that they where given it for something as simple as a headache
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Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys -
10-11-2006, 07:47 PM
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OK,
1) my friend's mother.
and
2) She's, y'know, dead, 'n stuff??
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She is not a TRUE Christian™. Since she hated God, He killed her, she burns in Hell now, like my mother sadly will since she is a Mary worshiping Catlicker.
Clear enough sinner?
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10-11-2006, 07:50 PM
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She is not a TRUE Christian™. Since she hated God, He killed her, she burns in Hell now, like my mother sadly will since she is a Mary worshiping Catlicker.
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So, let me get this right.
She WENT TO CHURCH every Sunday, so she HATED the Big Man?
She also did a Christian group, every Friday....
So, she HATES God?
Well, that's all black and white to me!!
I think....
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10-11-2006, 07:52 PM
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So, let me get this right.
She WENT TO CHURCH every Sunday, so she HATED the Big Man?
She also did a Christian group, every Friday....
So, she HATES God?
Well, that's all black and white to me!!
I think....
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10-11-2006, 07:53 PM
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Trephaning wasn't strictly a Greek thing however, many an early age "medicine man" used the technique... Strangely people even survived it The sad thing is that they where given it for something as simple as a headache
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If you were as educated as you think the earliest example of trepanning is from a Greek woman's scull in a futile attempt to treat a crushed scull from a sling bullet . It predates your Hippocrates guy (I don't have to time to give a reference but it is in a spring issue of the magazine Archeology. I do read up on that stuff to see the proofs of the Bible they find, and you secularist ignore) Basically it is clear the so called "surgeon" was just looking for an excuse to open a new orifice in the woman's body for his disgusting appetites.
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10-11-2006, 07:56 PM
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So many false Christians in this world, so much room in Hell.
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Wot the hell is christian in your book?
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Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys -
10-11-2006, 07:58 PM
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If you were as educated as you think the earliest example of trepanning is from a Greek woman's scull in a futile attempt to treat a crushed scull from a sling bullet . It predates your Hippocrates guy (I don't have to time to give a reference but it is in a spring issue of the magazine Archeology. I do read up on that stuff to see the proofs of the Bible they find, and you secularist ignore) Basically it is clear the so called "surgeon" was just looking for an excuse to open a new orifice in the woman's body for his disgusting appetites.
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Actually the earliest evidence of trephaning was in prehistoric man, But umm no one showed signs of healing
And mate... i know I said in a seperate post any hole is a goal, But come on ! No one is going to stick it in a womans head lol And I never said I was an educated man, I just have an interest in History.
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10-11-2006, 07:59 PM
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Wot the hell is christian in your book?
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You've Posted 54 times and you still have to ask that?
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10-11-2006, 08:02 PM
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You've Posted 54 times and you still have to ask that?
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You haven't answer my question. If you can't answer then you obviously don't know do you???????
Go buy a good news bible it will help you out
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10-11-2006, 08:02 PM
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You've Posted 54 times and you still have to ask that?
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I have placed £20 on my windowsill... If Jesus wants it he can take it Will that do ? i'm sure darren will do the same, If he can give us cancer or kill half the known world surely he can grab a note off a windowsill
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