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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-02-2008, 06:51 PM

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I'm not a mooselimb or a mormon. I'm an agnostic.

Don't bother trying to "save" me for you can not save that which is not lost.
It's your Eternal Soul that needs Saving.



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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-02-2008, 06:51 PM

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I'm not a mooselimb or a mormon. I'm an agnostic.

Don't bother trying to "save" me for you can not save that which is not lost.
You can keep saying that to yourself all you want, but it won't stop God from throwing you into the lake of fire!

Or you can turn away from your sinful ways and spend eternity with Jesus!
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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 02:30 AM

We're still waiting for your response to this, Feebthinker.


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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 02:41 AM

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. God commands us to hate non believers! We are only doing as Jesus commands! Do you want us to do otherwise?
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What scripture are you twisting to come up with that???
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"Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them." -- Romans 16:17

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

"Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." -- 2 Chronicles 15:13
Any more questions, heathen scum?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 03:50 AM

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I especially like the flat earth thread and the earth not round because it would bend the sunlight making it day all the time. Hint: try looking at the earth's shadow on a crescent moon.
Hint, freetarder: The Crescent Moon is not caused by the shadow of the Earth, not even the so-called scientists would say something as stupid as that. You might be thinking about eclipses.


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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 10:41 AM

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Any more questions, heathen scum?
Another compliment!! Thanks!! So Christian of you!!!
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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 10:44 AM

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Hint, freetarder: The Crescent Moon is not caused by the shadow of the Earth, not even the so-called scientists would say something as stupid as that. You might be thinking about eclipses.

Your are right, I was thinking of a lunar elipse where the curvature of the sphere shaped earth can clearly be seen against the surface of the moon.

Crescent moons are caused by the moon itself being a sphere.
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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 10:49 AM

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We're still waiting for your response to this, Feebthinker.
I did respond. Before he even posted it.

Muslims can be Americans although I dislike them as much as any other religeous group.

Am I supposed to respond to another insult?

No I am not schizophrenic not do I speak in tounges.

I don't have demons in my brain since they don't exist anywhere but in fairytale land.
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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 01:33 PM

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Another compliment!! Thanks!! So Christian of you!!!
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1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
You're welcome. I take that as a compliment, heathen scum.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 03:48 PM

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Your are right, I was thinking of a lunar elipse where the curvature of the sphere shaped earth can clearly be seen against the surface of the moon.

Crescent moons are caused by the moon itself being a sphere.
Earth is not spherical, you deluded fool. Besides the many Bible passages that prove you wrong, the Earth's gravitational field cannot be modelled as a perfect sphere, but you wouldn't know that, you're too busy being sel-righteous and coming to troll this Godly™ forum.


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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 04:09 PM

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Earth is not spherical, you deluded fool. Besides the many Bible passages that prove you wrong, the Earth's gravitational field cannot be modelled as a perfect sphere, but you wouldn't know that, you're too busy being sel-righteous and coming to troll this Godly™ forum.
The earth isn't a perfect sphere. It is slightly fatter at the equator.
http://www.kralidis.ca/gis/maproj/earthdims.htm


You really truly believe that the earth is flat???

You have to be kidding. Please tell me that this is a spoof sight.

Are there really people in the US who believe that the earth is flat?
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The earth isn't a perfect sphere. It is slightly fatter at the equator.
http://www.kralidis.ca/gis/maproj/earthdims.htm


You really truly believe that the earth is flat???

You have to be kidding. Please tell me that this is a spoof sight.

Are there really people in the US who believe that the earth is flat?
Well, you have these guys, but they could use a bit more Biblical references in their approach, but you'll see their evidence is quite solid:

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

I praise them, of course, for their valuable use of thermodynamics and the difficulty of maintaining a functional Earth-bound atmosphere and ocean as to why Earth is as flat as the Bible says:

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1) The fluid problem
Water. Regardless of which train of thought you follow, it covers over seventy-five percent of our planet's surface. And the atmosphere, also a fluid, covers the entire surface. The difference is why. While flat-Earthers know that the ocean is really just a large bowl, (with great sheets of ice around the edges to hold the ocean back), and the atmosphere is contained by a large dome, the backwards "round-Earth" way of thinking would have you believe that all those trillions of gallons of water and air just "stick" to the planet's surface.
Conventional thinking would suggest that the water would just run down the sides of the Earth (to use the analogy again, like droplets running down the sides of a beach ball) and fall into outer space, while the air would dissipate. Using the earlier mentioned idea of "gravitational charge" gives some credibility to the theory. If the fluids were static, then exposure to the gravitational field for a long enough period of time would allow their molecules to align themselves with and be pulled in by the field.
But fluids are not static, especially not in the atmosphere and oceans. Great ocean currents run both at the surface and deep below, carrying water across huge basins, keeping the solution far from stagnant. Jet streams of air travel at hundreds of miles per hour through the atmosphere. And windblown rainclouds carry vast quantities of evaporated seawater across miles of ground, releasing their load far from its starting point. Water or air that (according to "round-Earth" theory) starts on one side of the planet could end up completely on the other side in a matter of only a few days. With all this turbulence and motion, if the world were round, the oceans should all fall "down" into the sky, leaving the planet dry and barren, and the atmosphere would simply float away. Why, just look at the moon. It is round, like a ball, and yet it has no atmosphere at all.
2) Thermodynamic complications
Taking into account the "gravitational charge" analogy once more, and assuming that for some reason the atmosphere was able to align itself with the new direction of the theoretical "gravitational field", we are faced with a new problem involving another branch of physics known as thermodynamics.
Obviously, the world is static, the fixed center of the Universe. The sun, planets and stars all revolve around it (although not necessarily in circular paths), in a plane level with the flat Earth.
Definitely, God bless the US of A, no other Western country would have developed such a marvelous piece of work as this one, Amen and A-men.


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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 04:55 PM

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You are all completely nuts.
How can you understand? You can’t - the cracked pitcher should not come to the well.



You accuse us of being “nuts” but you have made no attempt to learn God’s Word. You readily accept all this secular science rubbish because you have been indoctrinated since birth to accept it.



Here comes God’s Word lighting the path to Salvation and Eternal life, and it has created a conflict in your mind. This conflict questions your life up to now; it is uncomfortable and, in your fear and ignorance, you lash out with invective.

What you need is the still small voice of clam that is the Baby Jesus.





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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-03-2008, 11:50 PM

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Default Re: Freethinker Hates LBC - 09-04-2008, 12:26 AM

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I did respond. Before he even posted it.

Muslims can be Americans although I dislike them as much as any other religeous group.
No you did not respond. The issue was your flip-flopping. You correctly said Mooslims aren't Americans, then when you saw your mistake in being right for once, you back-peddled and changed your story so as not to anger Satan. I can't think of any other reason for you to have changed your mind so quickly.


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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-04-2008, 02:32 AM

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No you did not respond. The issue was your flip-flopping. You correctly said Mooslims aren't Americans, then when you saw your mistake in being right for once, you back-peddled and changed your story so as not to anger Satan. I can't think of any other reason for you to have changed your mind so quickly.
No he called me a mooselimb and by the tone of this forum I'm sure he was referring to terrorist type when he said it.

I said I was an American not a Muslim. What I meant to say is that I was born an american. My family ancestors have been here for almost all of the US's history.

BTW I do nothing for Satan as he is an imaginary character Christians borrowed from other religions. It is funny that you lot are so intolerant and ignorant of other religions and call them all Satan worshippers when almost all of them do not even believe Satan exists let alone worship that imaginary character.

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No he called me a mooselimb and by the tone of this forum I'm sure he was referring to terrorist type when he said it.

I said I was an American not a Muslim. What I meant to say is that I was born an american. My family ancestors have been here for almost all of the US's history.

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Muslims and peoples of all other faiths and nationalities are welcome to come to America and become Americans.
So what you're saying is, no natural-born American could be a Muslim, because America is a Christian nation. Right?

So O'Sambo cannot possibly be an American!


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