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Default "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-15-2015, 05:06 AM

The unmerited love of God found me in my high school days via brethren from Nigerian Fellowship Of Evangelical Students an affiliate of IFES and since then i have been worshipping/serving God at Metropolitan Baptist Church in Nigeria, while believing God for the "bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh", that will aid in fulfilling the mandate of our Lord Jesus Christ in matthew28:19-20. Shalom!!!


(Hebrews 6:1) Therefore let us leave the elementary doctrine of Christ and go on to maturity, not laying again a foundation of repentance from dead works and of faith toward God.
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Default Re: "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-15-2015, 05:15 AM

Welcome!
You're from the most Godly place in unGodly Africa - the place where gays are banned!
A couple of things bother me though.
1. your use of the word 'shalom'. We're not Joos here
2. What version of the Bible are you using in your signature? Hebrews 6:1 says Therefore leaving the principles of the doctrine of Christ, let us go on unto perfection; not laying again the foundation of repentance from dead works, and of faith toward God,


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Default Re: "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-15-2015, 07:45 AM

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The unmerited love of God found me in my high school days via brethren from Nigerian Fellowship Of Evangelical Students an affiliate of IFES and since then i have been worshipping/serving God at Metropolitan Baptist Church in Nigeria, while believing God for the "bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh", that will aid in fulfilling the mandate of our Lord Jesus Christ in matthew28:19-20. Shalom!!!
Greetings!

Are you black as night? Do I see only blinking scleras if I meet you at night on the street?

From which tribe you are from?
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Default Re: "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-16-2015, 01:32 AM

How goes the war against the sodomites in your country, Brother Negroe? I have read some encouraging reports.
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Around midnight on February 13, a young Nigerian man named Femi* was jolted out of his evening prayer by shouting outside his window. A crowd of some 40 people had gathered around his house. "No more homosexuals in Gishiri!" they yelled, referring to Femi's neighborhood within Nigeria's capital city, Abuja. The mob broke down his door and dragged him outside in his boxers. They beat him and about 13 other gay men that night with broken furniture, machete handles, sticks, and a garden rake, vowing to kill them if they didn't clear out of the neighborhood.
Praise Jesus!!

However, I don't understand why they didn't just kill the gays immediately...shooing pillow-biters away is a good start, but then they just become someone else's problem.
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Thank you, olaniyi, for making a proper introduction. We are happy to welcome you. We get few participants from Africa, that place being a pit of voodoo and tree worship. We are curious about your country of Africa. There are many Muslims there. They seek to kill Christians. What armaments do you rely on? What is your favorite rifle? Do the rulers of your land allow artillery for the citizens, or do they hog it all for themselves?


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The unmerited love of God found me in my high school days via brethren from Nigerian Fellowship Of Evangelical Students an affiliate of IFES and since then i have been worshipping/serving God at Metropolitan Baptist Church in Nigeria, while believing God for the "bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh", that will aid in fulfilling the mandate of our Lord Jesus Christ in matthew28:19-20. Shalom!!!
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I must say, you speak American very well for a jungle savage. Usually when your tribe posts here all we get are clicks and grunts.

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Default Re: "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-16-2015, 10:39 AM

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Greetings!

Are you black as night? Do I see only blinking scleras if I meet you at night on the street?

From which tribe you are from?

Hello
Regarding the questions asked, unfortunately I don't subscribe to labels because it has tendencies of putting packaging items into different shelves, simple put am the express image of the invisible God that reign in the affairs of men.
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Thank you, olaniyi, for making a proper introduction. We are happy to welcome you. We get few participants from Africa, that place being a pit of voodoo and tree worship. We are curious about your country of Africa. There are many Muslims there. They seek to kill Christians. What armaments do you rely on? What is your favorite rifle? Do the rulers of your land allow artillery for the citizens, or do they hog it all for themselves?

God be praised! For us brethren in Nigeria we relied on the everlasting arms of the Lord to bring us victory, for our weapons of warfare are not canal but mighty in the Lord Jesus to the pulling down, and destruction of thoughts and imaginations that exalts itself above the Name of our Lord!


(Hebrews 6:1) Therefore let us leave the elementary doctrine of Christ and go on to maturity, not laying again a foundation of repentance from dead works and of faith toward God.
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God be praised! For us brethren in Nigeria we relied on the everlasting arms of the Lord to bring us victory, for our weapons of warfare are not canal but mighty in the Lord Jesus to the pulling down, and destruction of thoughts and imaginations that exalts itself above the Name of our Lord!
You're mistaken, dear. In Central African Republic, Jesus is handing out weapons of mass destruction left and right to faithful Christ-followers in order to cleanse the nation of blasphemous Muslims!

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"Although the commission cannot conclude that there was genocide, ethnic cleansing of the Muslim population by the anti-balaka constitutes a crime against humanity," the report said.
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If we needed any more proof that Jesus is working a mighty work in Africa with bullets and machete, we need look no further than the fact that the LORD has made no move to involve the Godly United States. Clearly Christ has it all worked out with traditional forms of aggression, corrective rape, enslavement of children to fight, and all kinds of good, old fashioned promotions of peace and goodwill towards men, just like the Crusades of old!

Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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You're mistaken, dear. In Central African Republic, Jesus is handing out weapons of mass destruction left and right to faithful Christ-followers in order to cleanse the nation of blasphemous Muslims!

If we needed any more proof that Jesus is working a mighty work in Africa with bullets and machete, we need look no further than the fact that the LORD has made no move to involve the Godly United States. Clearly Christ has it all worked out with traditional forms of aggression, corrective rape, enslavement of children to fight, and all kinds of good, old fashioned promotions of peace and goodwill towards men, just like the Crusades of old!

Glory!
Amen, Sister!

Everything that happens, happens because it's God's will:

Amos 3:
6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

As Jesus told us, He came to the world to bring war and destruction:

Matthew 10:34-36
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Everybody who rebels against God is worthy of death, including infants and babies which are still in the womb:

Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

We, True Christians™, should fight for peace until the death of the last heathen!

Praise !!!!!

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God be praised! For us brethren in Nigeria we relied on the everlasting arms of the Lord to bring us victory, for our weapons of warfare are not canal but mighty in the Lord Jesus to the pulling down, and destruction of thoughts and imaginations that exalts itself above the Name of our Lord!

So then; there is no shooting? How do you smite the enemies of the Lord?


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Regarding the questions asked, unfortunately I don't subscribe to labels because it has tendencies of putting packaging items into different shelves, simple put am the express image of the invisible God that reign in the affairs of men.
Marranata!!!
Maybe I ask simple way (because you Nigga, I am sorry I was so civilized)

What nigga are you? What is your tribe?

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Ps. I try to be very patient with you. After all - I assume that you do not belong even to the Hamitic race, which is superior to all other negroes living in Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Default Re: "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-16-2015, 09:47 PM

Marko, I know American is not your first language and it is easy for you to make these mistakes. But please remember that we do NOT use racist terms here, and the correct word is nigra.


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Default Re: "Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity"..........Psalm133 - 01-16-2015, 09:53 PM

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Marko, I know American is not your first language and it is easy for you to make these mistakes. But please remember that we do NOT use racist terms here, and the correct word is nigra.
Oh, sorry. My mistake.
Thank you. My English really is bad sometimes, I do not have An eye for detail

Marko
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