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Wink Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-09-2011, 04:12 PM

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Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane. Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.

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Pardon me I don't want to seem rude but your wrong Pastor Billy because if you have ever read anything on witches, or wicca as some people call it these days, you would clearly see that witches do not in fact believe in the devil so there is no possible way they can worship the devil. There is a god named Lucifer i'll admit but he is the god of light or the god of the sun. I'm sorry you believe that wiches are bad because as one I can tell you its anything but evil.
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Angry Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-09-2011, 04:28 PM

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Pardon me I don't want to seem rude but your wrong Pastor Billy because if you have ever read anything on witches, or wicca as some people call it these days, you would clearly see that witches do not in fact believe in the devil so there is no possible way they can worship the devil. There is a god named Lucifer i'll admit but he is the god of light or the god of the sun. I'm sorry you believe that wiches are bad because as one I can tell you its anything but evil.


You are being rude to insinuate a Pastor, especially Pastor Billy-Reuben is ever wrong. Apologize this instant, young lady.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-10-2011, 03:37 PM

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You are being rude to insinuate a Pastor, especially Pastor Billy-Reuben is ever wrong. Apologize this instant, young lady.
I cannot apologize for something thats not a lie. Witches try to help people not harm them, there is a wiccan reed stating " an ye harm NONE do what ye will" which most of us follow because what we send out we get back three- fold so you really don't want to send anything bad out because the consequences are not fun. There are Internet sites and books that say there is black magic and white magic but in reality its all the power you send forth. There are some witches that may be very angry when they cast a spell so they send out negative energy, weather they mean to or not, hence black magic , for them I cannot justify what they have done and thats usually the ones you hear about and see in books because people are afraid of what they don't know. Then there are the the witches who do good unto others and are purely light hence white magic. I ask you to see it from our point of view and don't judge. It makes me sad to think we can't all get along without hatred.
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Well maiden godess i live by Pendle Hill and i am sure you know what happened there but if you dont

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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-10-2011, 04:40 PM

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I cannot apologize for something thats not a lie. Witches try to help people not harm them, there is a wiccan reed stating " an ye harm NONE do what ye will" which most of us follow because what we send out we get back three- fold so you really don't want to send anything bad out because the consequences are not fun. There are Internet sites and books that say there is black magic and white magic but in reality its all the power you send forth. There are some witches that may be very angry when they cast a spell so they send out negative energy, weather they mean to or not, hence black magic , for them I cannot justify what they have done and thats usually the ones you hear about and see in books because people are afraid of what they don't know. Then there are the the witches who do good unto others and are purely light hence white magic. I ask you to see it from our point of view and don't judge. It makes me sad to think we can't all get along without hatred.
TO Pastor Billy and James Hutchins: May the lord look upon you and smile.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-10-2011, 07:13 PM

May I ask how you exorcised the demon? I'm just curious to know.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-10-2011, 07:36 PM

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May I ask how you exorcised the demon? I'm just curious to know.
Because the possessed person is no longer gay friend.



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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-10-2011, 08:44 PM

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Because the possessed person is no longer gay friend.
Well, given the fact that I never was in the first place, Bobby Jo must be talking about someone else. But if coming over to the manly side worked for him, then it must work! So to answer how I did it...

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May I ask how you exorcised the demon? I'm just curious to know.
Lots of Mexican food and dehydrated cranberries cleared those wee beasties right out.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 11-14-2012, 01:49 AM

Im sorry but that is completely ridiculous. You can NOT tell a persons religion just by standing next to them, looking at them or even how well their grammar is. Or if they are controlled by the devil. I also think it is rude to make fun of someone for the way they talk or how well their grammar is. That is not Christian at all.
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Im sorry but that is completely ridiculous. You can NOT tell a persons religion just by standing next to them, looking at them or even how well their grammar is. Or if they are controlled by the devil. I also think it is rude to make fun of someone for the way they talk or how well their grammar is. That is not Christian at all.
Please introduce yourself here and tell us how Jesus planted His seed in you. What are your favorite Bible verses?

Don't you think it's a bit ill mannered to join a private forum and just start attacking people and calling them names?

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Please introduce yourself here and tell us how Jesus planted His seed in you. What are your favorite Bible verses?

Don't you think it's a bit ill mannered to join a private forum and just start attacking people and calling them names?

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I did not call anyone a name at all and I did not attack anyone. And I am not giving anything of myself. I am interested in seeing what I get labeled as to see how accurate this looking, seeing and grammar is all tell tale signs of religion or devil work.
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I did not call anyone a name at all and I did not attack anyone. And I am not giving anything of myself. I am interested in seeing what I get labeled as to see how accurate this looking, seeing and grammar is all tell tale signs of religion or devil work.
Excuse me, missy, but what was all that talk of people here being "ridiculous", and "not Christian at all"?

Go on and introduce yourself. Has your husband given you permission to use the internet?

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Excuse me, missy, but what was all that talk of people here being "ridiculous", and "not Christian at all"?

Go on and introduce yourself. Has your husband given you permission to use the internet?

YBIC
I was saying that being mean to someone is not Christian behavior. God does not look down on the less fortunate. I don't believe that "Love thy neighbor as I have loved you" means to be rude to someone just because their grammar is not perfect. Nor does it suggest that he is in fact possessed or controlled by the devil or any other evil entity. And unless you are God himself can not tell what religion anyone is just by talking or looking at them. Granted if they are wearing a pentagram, or in muslim garb or other religious pieces that would be a way to know. But if there is someone in plain clothes and no religious symbols showing there is no way to tell what that persons true beliefs are.
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I was saying that being mean to someone is not Christian behavior. God does not look down on the less fortunate. I don't believe that "Love thy neighbor as I have loved you" means to be rude to someone just because their grammar is not perfect. Nor does it suggest that he is in fact possessed or controlled by the devil or any other evil entity. And unless you are God himself can not tell what religion anyone is just by talking or looking at them. Granted if they are wearing a pentagram, or in muslim garb or other religious pieces that would be a way to know. But if there is someone in plain clothes and no religious symbols showing there is no way to tell what that persons true beliefs are.
And for your information NO I am not married and don't nor would I need my husbands permission to be on the internet.
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God does not look down on the less fortunate.
Well, Miss Jizzy, I'd have to disagree with you on that. In the Holy Bible it says:

"And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." Leviticus 21:16-21

Personally, I regularly spurn dwarves and people with broken testicles, because Jesus tells me to do that.

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And for your information NO I am not married and don't nor would I need my husbands permission to be on the internet.
Well, I do hope you have asked your father's permission then. Why are you not yet married?

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I was saying that being mean to someone is not Christian behavior. God does not look down on the less fortunate. I don't believe that "Love thy neighbor as I have loved you" means to be rude to someone just because their grammar is not perfect. Nor does it suggest that he is in fact possessed or controlled by the devil or any other evil entity. And unless you are God himself can not tell what religion anyone is just by talking or looking at them. Granted if they are wearing a pentagram, or in muslim garb or other religious pieces that would be a way to know. But if there is someone in plain clothes and no religious symbols showing there is no way to tell what that persons true beliefs are.
Your petty concerns about other people's manners makes for really boring conversation and in no way furthers the cause of Christ. Drop it for a moment and go introduce yourself. Then you will be free to come back and drown us in your tears.


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Well, Miss Jizzy, I'd have to disagree with you on that. In the Holy Bible it says:

"And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." Leviticus 21:16-21

Personally, I regularly spurn dwarves and people with broken testicles, because Jesus tells me to do that.



Well, I do hope you have asked your father's permission then. Why are you not yet married?

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If you continue reading to Leviticus 22:4 It says. "No man of the descendants of Aaron, who is a leper or who discharge, may eat of the holy gifts until he is clean. 22:6 a person who touches any such shall be unclean until evening, and shall not eat the holy gifts, unless he has bathed his body in water. But when the sun sets, he shall be clean, and afterward he shall eat of the holy gifts, for it is his food. He shall not eat an animal which dies or is torn by beasts, becoming unclean by it; I am the LORD. They shall therefore keep my charge, so that they may not bear sin because of it, and die thereby because they profane it; I am the LORD who sanctifies them.
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What is your point, Little Miss Jizzy? I know what the Bible says.

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If you continue reading to Leviticus 22:4 It says. "No man of the descendants of Aaron, who is a leper or who discharge, may eat of the holy gifts until he is clean. 22:6 a person who touches any such shall be unclean until evening, and shall not eat the holy gifts, unless he has bathed his body in water. But when the sun sets, he shall be clean, and afterward he shall eat of the holy gifts, for it is his food. He shall not eat an animal which dies or is torn by beasts, becoming unclean by it; I am the LORD. They shall therefore keep my charge, so that they may not bear sin because of it, and die thereby because they profane it; I am the LORD who sanctifies them.
So I guess you're in luck if you touched a leper and then took a bath. But if you are the leper, or blemished, or blind, or lame, or have a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, or brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or sporting an eye blemish, or have scurvy, or scabbed, or suffer from crushed testicles, then you're pretty much out of favor for life. Unless, I dunno, you know where to take a bath that cures a flat nose or regrows a man's testicular regions.

Now, why are you refusing to introduce yourself? Are you ashamed of who you are?

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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 11-14-2012, 02:51 AM

Sorry I did not see the last part where you said about my father, who is dead as well is my mother. And as far as a husband I am single and no man will have me.
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