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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 03:00 PM

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Gee Homertard, I am sad that we haven't settled this issue about the inscrutability of your' thinking.
Inscrutable? An interesting way of putting it - he couldn't be a Heathen Chinaman, could he?
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Well, so far I'm quite amused. Editing my name twice, most likely by you Pastor, was a smug move, we don't edit people's names where I'm from.
That's because you live on a farm. I agree that most of the sheep you're related to would probably have difficultly operating an Administrator Control Panel.
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My father also told me not to taught to creepy old men. Something you seem to exist with.
Taught to? Do you mean "teach"? Yep, definitely a chinaman.


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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 03:07 PM

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Inscrutable? An interesting way of putting it - he couldn't be a Heathen Chinaman, could he?

That's because you live on a farm. I agree that most of the sheep you're related to would probably have difficultly operating an Administrator Control Panel.

Taught to? Do you mean "teach"? Yep, definitely a chinaman.
Brother Temperance,

You've been ministering to the lost of souls of England for the past ten years now. What kind of evil produces a child like this? Inarticulate, unable to form a clear thought and filled with delusions of grander. Is Socialized medicine? Labor Party rule? State sponsored television? What terrible force is there lose in the world that made a wretched excuse for a human being like Homertard?



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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 05:25 PM

China? Never been there.

I'd rather be English than American.

You call this a website? Avada and Chaos make better site's than this! *Spits*
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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 05:33 PM

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I'd rather be English than American.
You claim you are a Christian and say that? Friend, all good Christians are American at heart.



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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 06:29 PM

Not me.
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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 06:30 PM

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Not me.
Yes, we already know you are not a good Christian. Do you have a point to make?



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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 06:31 PM

Yes. Your a sorry excuse for a human.
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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 08:21 PM

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Yes. Your a sorry excuse for a human.
True, but Jesus forgave me for that, why can't you?



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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 08:48 PM

Seems abit pointless given that i've been insulted alot since I got here by you and others. Can we not have peace? I just want to be your friend.

Edit: Oooo, cool post number.

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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 08-01-2007, 09:57 PM

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Seems abit pointless given that i've been insulted alot since I got here by you and others.
What are insults to a TRUE Christian? The whole world is an utter outrage to anyone with any sense of decency. It takes very power of Christ to stop a TRUE Christian from striking down unsaved trash like you in a fit of rage.

Try to rise above yourself Homertard.

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Can we not have peace? I just want to be your friend.
And I want to be yours.



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Default Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? - 02-13-2008, 07:40 PM

A Matter of Life and Death - Iron Maiden
Metallica - Metallica
Appetite for Destruction - Guns N Roses
The Blackening - Machine Head
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