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Prayer A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-02-2017, 06:55 PM

GLORY TO GOD!


I KILLED CHRIST!


But better still, I have asked His forgiveness for that and for being a Jew. And now, having confessed my sins to God, I confess the truth of His Salvation® and the reality of the BIBLE as the only pathway to Heaven. He IS the Messiah! I am sure of it.


I began to search the scriptures and discovered prophecies that were mentioned in the Old Testament and then - miraculously - were mentioned in the New! Coincidence? Hardly! It was because both of these were penned by the Holy Spirit and the New Testament is the fulfillment of ALL the prophecies of the Old. As I discovered this, I looked into the possibility that anyone else met the description of Jesus as foretold in the prophecy. The simple answer is: NO!


There is no way that anyone else fits that description - from the lineage of the House of David all the way to the carpenter, Joseph, and his betrothed and the mother of the Savior, Mary. And just as surely as He is the Messiah, He will return to earth again - and it will happen QUICKLY, as He promised more than 2000 years ago.


I have sent a huge offering to Landover just as a love gift to help support the ministries and I would love to pledge 20 percent of my monthly income from my law practices as a tithe from this day forward. But there's more: I am also pledging $500,000 to go toward the purchase of the airplane for Pastor Ezekiel.


Thank you, my TRUE CHRISTIAN™ brothers and sisters, for loving me, cursing me, giving me infractions, and treating me with disrespect and loathing. Jesus truly blessed me because of your persecution, and He has now saved my soul. GLORY TO GOD.


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Default Re: A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-02-2017, 07:00 PM

Welcome to the fellowship of believers then, Jew! We rejoice that you now bask in the love of Jesus, safe from the wiles of Satan and guaranteed eternal rest up in Heaven. I'm sure the Finance and Tithe Ministry will be getting in touch with you shortly, in order to clear up any sinful discrepancies in your tithing.

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Default Re: A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-02-2017, 10:06 PM

Hello Mr Hezekiah. It's wonderful to hear the good news of your conversion

Recently I was having a lovely discussion about the reliability of Scripture with one of our younger contributors. I included some examples from the Dead Sea scrolls and the Masoretic text.

We all know that when the Jews spend 1,000 years rewriting something it's to remove all references to Jesus. Would you feel able to support that view of current Jewish writ?
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Default Re: A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-02-2017, 11:45 PM

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Indeed. The Jewish people said of Christ "His blood be on us, and on our children." (Matthew 27:25)
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Jesus Re: A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-03-2017, 12:28 AM

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Hello Mr Hezekiah. It's wonderful to hear the good news of your conversion

Recently I was having a lovely discussion about the reliability of Scripture with one of our younger contributors. I included some examples from the Dead Sea scrolls and the Masoretic text.

We all know that when the Jews spend 1,000 years rewriting something it's to remove all references to Jesus. Would you feel able to support that view of current Jewish writ?


I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but I concur with your assessment. However, it depends on which Jews you're referring to.
This is something that one could easily say about Rabbinic Judaism. Several (I am thinking the number is between 400-600) manuscripts were altered or destroyed, and it doesn't take much research to learn that. (Just understand it wasn't always Jews who did this, but also Catholics who wanted to paint their own picture of Christ so it better fit their teachings).


The Rabbinic fraternity once held the destroyed manuscripts with great reverence for they were comprehensive original records reporting the life of Rabbi Jesus.
Later, Pope Alexander VI ordered all copies of the Talmud destroyed, with the Spanish Grand Inquisitor Tomas de Torquemada (1420-98) responsible for the elimination of 6,000 volumes at Salamanca alone. Solomon Romano (1554) also burnt many thousands of Hebrew scrolls and, in 1559, every Hebrew book in the city of Prague was confiscated. The mass destruction of Jewish books included hundreds of copies of the Old Testament and caused the irretrievable loss of many original handwritten documents. The oldest text of the Old Testament that survived, before the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls" was said to be the Bodleian Codex (Oxford), which was dated to circa 1100 AD. In an attempt by the church to remove damaging Rabbinic information about Jesus Christ from the face of the earth, the Inquisition burnt 12,000 volumes of the Talmud. So, bottom line, yes, I think we could say there have been lies on all sides - and who else would do this but lying, scheming Jews and the homosexual and child-molesting Catholics.

Oh, praise GOD for the love and light of JESUS that now fills my former Jewish brain.


PS: Love the hair.


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Default Re: A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-03-2017, 04:48 AM

Thank you for those details. Fortunately as Baptists we are the one denomination[sic] to have remained doctrinally sound from the outset.
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Another jooboy saved!

Now start tithing asap to guarantee a good place in Heaven. I also need some soliciting services. Quite a few of my Filipino houseboys are totally worn out and turning 16, so I need help with the paperwork to obtain some fresh meatones! Don't get me wrong. I love Donnie very much but the new vetting procedure is tiresome and I need someone to fill out the forms for me. You can bring the Horse Guy along. He's familiar with the vet issues, isn't he? I too busy for all that. The intimate sessions where I share the Love of Jesus to my youth group takes most of my time these days.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Love Jesus Re: A New Intro for A NEW MAN - 02-04-2017, 04:41 AM

Reverend Pastor Ezekiel:
I don't have to be told twice.
Not only is the paperwork done, (and I assure you there will be NO issues with transporting your new future converts) but you if you will log in to your secure site, you can see photos and lots of specifications for your choosing. All you need to is click the box by the young man or men in whom you have interest, then click submit at the bottom and leave the rest to me. Anticipated delivery time will be about 48 hours from the time you submit your choices.


Not sure if you're interested in Japanese stock (you know how undependable, aloof, and godmocking they can be) but I found a great price (almost $1000 cheaper than your current supplier in Subic Bay). Let me know.


Happy to be of service - and this one's for free.


PS: In checking your books, I noticed one of your full Joo lawyers seems to have skimmed $10,000,000 from a fund called "Shhh Money." Not only has he been dismissed, but the criminal suit has already been filed and there is no way he'll ever hurt anyone again. Just trust me on that.


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