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Default Re: Don't make up lies. - 02-01-2017, 04:17 PM

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Even if I tried to "repent", according to these forums, God would already know who's going to be going to Hell or Heaven. So why bother trying if he's just going to send me to Hell regardless?
Hello Bubba,

Perhaps God doesn´t want you to go to hell, perhaps He has planned for you to repent so you can join Jesus in Heaven at some point. Have you ever blasphemed the Holy Ghost?

Kind regards,

Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: Don't make up lies. - 02-01-2017, 06:25 PM

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I never said he was a atheist now, did I?


He is definitely pro-LGBT. Let me prove it with evidence: http://cdn.pinknews.co.uk/images/201...-619309888.jpg


Now... what is Trump holding, exactly? Take a good look.




"He has all the power we have given him. And we are to continue to give him the power. Try to stop it and you will receive the wrath of God."


The Christian majority in this country, America, is made of the "fake" ones. There are also hundreds of different people from different countries, bringing their own cultures with them. This country doesn't agree with the "real" Christians anymore.



"If it was because of crime rates, why he did not banned people from countries like Argentina or Brazil? Those countries are filled with lazy people, all criminals, and dangerous ones."


I'm just going to take this as a sign of bias towards Argentina and Brazil and not a actual point.


"Or do you think those banned countries just happen to be muslim? Really?"


That is entirely possible. Trump has banned those countries because of their high-crime rates. Those countries are mostly populated by Muslims. It's possible it, really is, just a coincidence.




"Do you call yourself a thinker? A free one? That's a ticket to hell."


I don't consider myself anything. Don't try to label me.


Even if I tried to "repent", according to these forums, God would already know who's going to be going to Hell or Heaven. So why bother trying if he's just going to send me to Hell regardless?
So tell me, how many of the top 5 countries listed here are banned?


http://list25.com/25-countries-with-...n-the-world/5/


the number 6 is Jamaica. Yes, Jamaica. We have to ban Patrick Ewing!


And Brazil is 16th on that list. So, your accusation of a bias from my side is nothing but a stupid thing you say. Brazil has more crime rate than the banned countries.
I live in Argentina, and I know there are more murders per 1000 inhabitants here than in Iran.


Guess what is the difference between Jamaica, Brazil, Argentina and Iran?


I will let that to your imagination.


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Default Re: Don't make up lies. - 02-01-2017, 06:34 PM

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I label you a fool. Try and stop me.



Actually dear, according to the Holy Bible, God already knows who's going to Heaven or Hell. And you're right, if you're going to Hell, there's no reason for us to care or spend any time on trying to help you. Jesus warns us against wasting time on people like you. He labels you a "pig." Try and stop Him, lol (Matthew 7:6)!


What a mature response you've given me. How old are you again? Your profile icon makes you seem like you're 20-30 but your behavior sings a different tune...


I can't, unfortunately.


That's fine. I've already seen the "help" you people give, I don't really need it. What you don't know is that I've been browsing these forums for a few days before I decided to make a account. I've already seen the mentality this forum shares. It's a great hugbox here, where you ban anyone who disagrees with "True Christians". I've already received plenty of warnings for simply stating my opinions on things and pointing out the problems in everyone's arguments.


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Default Re: Don't make up lies. - 02-01-2017, 07:46 PM

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...It's a great hugbox here, where you ban anyone who disagrees with "True Christians"...
Oh, do tell.

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Over and over and over and over and over, while being informed (politely, at first, but hints? you don't take them) that your opinion is WRONG because it opposes that contained in the Bible.

And how well did you react to that?


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Default Re: I hate - 02-11-2017, 06:53 AM

"Hugbox" is a liberal concept created by liberals and used exclusively by liberals.

We have no need for reassurance because we've read the Bible and spend every day acting in accordance with its commands. When you know that you are right, you have nothing to fear from listening to opposing retards babble on about their retarded viewpoints. We have no need for a "hugbox" or a "safe space" or any of those fancy new SJW terms to describe a place where you only have to listen to people who agree with you and never have your views challenged.

I'm glad to see that this anti-theist hatemonger has been banned.


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