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Sinner Help out a newcomer overcome his sins - 01-23-2017, 08:26 AM

Hi, im a sinner... i need help to overcome my sins... I have no words for what i could offer this community, other than to ask help from yall... i am unclean, help me be clean so that god may recieve me as ordained by the bible
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Love Jesus Re: Help out a newcomer overcome his sins - 01-23-2017, 08:38 AM

Dear Sinner,

I must say that I was most worried about you when I saw your post in another thread:
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Maan... Christians are so idiotic and dumb xD
However, you must have made one of the speediest recoveries ever! Praise Jesus! What made you come to the sudden realization that you're in an urgent need of purification by Jesus!?
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Hi, im a sinner... i need help to overcome my sins... I have no words for what i could offer this community, other than to ask help from yall... i am unclean, help me be clean so that god may recieve me as ordained by the bible
You can be clean only by submitting to Jesus (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

Matthew 10:1
And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.


You might want to find a favorite verse in the KJV Bible, and tell us about your journey (apparently short and abrupt) to Jesus and how's life been when it comes to begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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