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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 08-24-2011, 02:36 PM

He at first appears as an angelic white person, but if you focus on him for several seconds then it's as though a negro comes out and waves at you. It's a very freaky phenomenon and it's repeatable. After having this happen once, you have to focus on him again for several seconds before you see the negro again.

He's very wealthy and is well-traveled. He has a preference for White-only clubs and restaurants. When I became suspicious of him I contacted the FBI and asked for crime reports for areas he had vacationed at and for the duration of the time he was there. There's a 15 percent increase in crime in an area 10 miles from his location in American towns, but no increase in crime in foreign towns.

I do not suggest that you go looking for this person. He can raise an army against you and will do so for the least reason. I've seen it happen and it isn't pretty.

Seek Christ instead.
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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 08-24-2011, 02:41 PM

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He at first appears as an angelic white person, but if you focus on him for several seconds then it's as though a negro comes out and waves at you. It's a very freaky phenomenon and it's repeatable.
I think you are confusing Satan with Eminem. That is understandable, but difference is still significant.
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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 08-25-2011, 08:04 PM

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I think you are confusing Satan with Eminem. That is understandable, but difference is still significant.
What I posted was an honest response to an honest post. I don't appreciate the gay remarks and private messages I received from so-called pastors. I got away from Satan as soon as I could and I'll leave these forums just as quickly.
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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 08-25-2011, 08:55 PM

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What I posted was an honest response to an honest post. I don't appreciate the gay remarks and private messages I received from so-called pastors. I got away from Satan as soon as I could and I'll leave these forums just as quickly.
It's better for you to be offended now while you're alive because when Satan is roasting you forever you'll not be able to hear any of us saying "I told you so."



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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 08-25-2011, 09:46 PM

Wouldn't he be all charcoal black from the eternity of roasting?
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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 08-25-2011, 10:59 PM

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Wouldn't he be all charcoal black from the eternity of roasting?
How would that affect his race?

Something tells me you're desperate to hate things then looking for ways to justify that hate rather than, like a true Christian, feeling compelled to hate something because it is your duty before God.



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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 05-03-2012, 10:56 PM

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Apologies in advance, I really don't want to sound racist here, but does anyone know if Satan is a negro?

I was just curious, as I was doing a little research on the demons that cause Diabetes for my new article on Diabetics really being Demon Possessed (and how there's no such thing as the Diabetes "illness"), when I found a few images of Satan looking, well, like a darkie with a big flat darkies nose.

See one of the images below where a big black Satan's eating a load of white men, and all his demons are negroids too.



Anyhoo, I always though Satan was white. Tho, all the pictures I had seen of him being white was when he was still an angel, but maybes God struck him black as a punishment for rebelling against him? Does anyone know?
Oh My God....

Woman you are everything that is wrong with this world and Christianity. Your question is undoubtedly as racist as they come and you are clearly an absolute imbecile. I would never want to be associated with worshipping the same God as you do because you are clearly misguided. Anyone who uses words like "negrodial" and the like is lost forever and has no understanding of Christs' Teachings. May god have mercy on your soul.
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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 05-03-2012, 11:25 PM

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Anyone who uses words like "negrodial" and the like is lost forever and has no understanding of Christs' Teachings.
Sorry friend, which one of Christ's (nice try on the apostrophe, BTW. Nearly got it ) teachings forbids the word "negroidal"? I've checked a couple of times now and I don't see it.

We get a lot of people coming in here, you understand, saying "Christ taught this" or "God wants us to do that" and most of the time its nothing to do with what Christ said or what God put in his instruction book.

So, Chapter and Verse, please.
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Oh My God....

Woman you are everything that is wrong with this world and Christianity. Your question is undoubtedly as racist as they come and you are clearly an absolute imbecile. I would never want to be associated with worshipping the same God as you do because you are clearly misguided. Anyone who uses words like "negrodial" and the like is lost forever and has no understanding of Christs' Teachings. May god have mercy on your soul.
Wow, so a woman who is listed as "currently INCARCERATED" and who hasn't posted since 2009 is everything wrong with this world?

That's amazing!

Do you think she painted that painting herself, from jail?

Why the necroposting? Why didn't you create your own thread in the Introduction Forum, as instructed?


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Default Re: Is Satan a Negro ? - 05-04-2012, 11:17 PM

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Oh My God....

Woman you are everything that is wrong with this world and Christianity. Your question is undoubtedly as racist as they come and you are clearly an absolute imbecile. I would never want to be associated with worshipping the same God as you do because you are clearly misguided. Anyone who uses words like "negrodial" and the like is lost forever and has no understanding of Christs' Teachings. May god have mercy on your soul.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! Rachel isn't everything that's wrong in the world, she's a sweet innocent girl who was wrongfully imprisoned for being a Christian, and standing up for her rights as a TRUE believer.

I don't know what you've heard about her, that she fired a flare-gun into a Gay Pride Parade? that a bunch of those fags almost beat her to death for it? that the Judge threw the book at her, taking no account of how badly those disgusting queers beat her, broke her arm and fractured two of her ribs. (I'm pretty sure that judge was a fag and a gay-enabler)

Did she shoot a REAL GUN with REAL BULLETS at them? NO!!! It was ONLY a flare gun! You think people would be able take a joke? And that judge had absolutely NO RIGHT to call it a hate crime or whatever. Hate crime? Don't make me laugh. Fags wouldnt know what a real hate-crime was if one came up and punched them in the face!

It sickens me that scumbags like you come on here and judge my big sister, call her a racist or whatever when she's really not like that in the slightest. Rach is a wonderful woman, a good role model, and I will hear NOTHING bad said of her. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
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