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I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-28-2012, 03:52 PM
I've been out for more than a few days, brethren, being able only to check in from my laptop brought to the hospital by my son Connor.
After a day of observation, I was sent home and given a week of bed rest. My blood pressure ran through the roof and I passed out after seeing this horribly ungodly video, which is posted here for the sake of reminding the Godly what we are always up against...
WARNING! Multiculti, Satanic, blasphemous, lude, and lascivious video! Make sure you are sitting down and expect to be immediately sick and nauseous!
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-28-2012, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
I've been out for more than a few days, brethren, being able only to check in from my laptop brought to the hospital by my son Connor.
After a day of observation, I was sent home and given a week of bed rest. My blood pressure ran through the roof and I passed out after seeing this horribly ungodly video, which is posted here for the sake of reminding the Godly what we are always up against...
Pastor Ed
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I had to stop watching as soon as I was sick in my mouth: which was immediately.
Consequently I don't know precisely what offended you but I can tell you I do not approve of it, I'll tell you what!
This kind of thing should be illegalised straight way!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-28-2012, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
I had to stop watching as soon as I was sick in my mouth: which was immediately.
Consequently I don't know precisely what offended you but I can tell you I do not approve of it, I'll tell you what!
This kind of thing should be illegalised straight way!
YIC
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If memory serves, I passed out somewhere around 1:05.
I have asked God in multiple prayers over the last few days that I don't lose a jewel from my crown for having watched this. I pray the same prayer for all.
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-29-2012, 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
If memory serves, I passed out somewhere around 1:05.
I have asked God in multiple prayers over the last few days that I don't lose a jewel from my crown for having watched this. I pray the same prayer for all.
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The witchcraft is evident in this video Pastor. I have said a "warfare prayer of Pleading the Blood of Jesus" over you and anyone who dares to fight this succabus possessed female.
I am in deep intercession for you Pastor.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-29-2012, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Edward Clement
The witchcraft is evident in this video Pastor. I have said a "warfare prayer of Pleading the Blood of Jesus" over you and anyone who dares to fight this succabus possessed female.
I am in deep intercession for you Pastor.
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I'm so glad I watched that video. From the title, I thought it was a parody bemoaning the low quality of laundry detergents.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-29-2012, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I'm so glad I watched that video. From the title, I thought it was a parody bemoaning the low quality of laundry detergents.
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I was unable to muster the strength to make it past the first 30 seconds of the video. It was tourturous for my eyes and ears.
At first, I thought it was that harlot lesbian Katy Persomethinorother but I saw, in those 30 seconds, that it was just as terrible.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-30-2012, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Edward Clement
I was unable to muster the strength to make it past the first 30 seconds of the video. It was tourturous for my eyes and ears.
At first, I thought it was that harlot lesbian Katy Persomethinorother but I saw, in those 30 seconds, that it was just as terrible.
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No, not the one with the whore. The one about the Power of the Blood.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I Covet Your Prayers After Succumbing to a Sinful Video on the Internets -
08-30-2012, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
No, not the one with the whore. The one about the Power of the Blood.
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Oh, I do apologize Brother, I must have been too focused on fighting the satanic presence of prostitution succibi in the other video.
However, I can see where one could mistake this Jesus Approved "Power of the Blood" video as a parody of said laundary detergents. Nothing can romove the stain of sin like the Blood of Jesus©.
1 John
1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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