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Default Hello - 05-12-2016, 09:46 PM
Hello everyone my name is Roy Wilson. I currently attend the United methodist church located in Iowa. I found jesus in my life when i was nearly dying of an asthma attack. The machine wasn't working so i prayed to Jesus so i won't die then he appeared to me and healed me of my asthma. This faithful experience made me realize there is a god in this world. My favorite bible verse is Matthew 11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and i will give you rest.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-12-2016, 09:52 PM
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Hello everyone my name is Roy Wilson. I currently attend the United methodist church located in Iowa. I found jesus in my life when i was nearly dying of an asthma attack. The machine wasn't working so i prayed to Jesus so i won't die then he appeared to me and healed me of my asthma. This faithful experience made me realize there is a god in this world. My favorite bible verse is Matthew 11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and i will give you rest.
What a wonderful tale! Jesus has used the asthma to fill you with His love!

Many people often wonder about illness and disease in a world with a loving omnipotent God (Jesus): but when a potentially deadly situation causes somebody to realise that a near death experience is simply an expressions of Jesus' love it there can be no doubt Jesus is a living force in the world, today.

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-12-2016, 09:57 PM
Thank your Laurence for being such a nice doctor. Most doctors nowadays are just a bunch of liberal pigs who think their medications are effective. I am ashamed of how narrow minded these doctors are maybe it's the atheism in them is what's causing them to act like such mormons. Anyways god bless you for being a intelligent individual.
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Anyways god bless you for being a intelligent individual.
Don't you mean God? I hope you just forgot to capitalize the G.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-12-2016, 10:07 PM
Thank you brother Nahkriin for pointing out my horrible grammar. How foolish of me for not capitalizing the g in god. For this incident i will make sure i learn how to write proper American better. God bless you my good man.
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Thank you brother Nahkriin for pointing out my horrible grammar. How foolish of me for not capitalizing the g in god. For this incident i will make sure i learn how to write proper American better. God bless you my good man.
I'm happy to see that was a mistake. You see most atheists don't capitalize God. They don't have much respect for our good Lord. Nice to see your not an atheist!

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How foolish of me for not capitalizing the g in god.



Oh goodie, it's another retard.



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Default Re: Hello - 05-12-2016, 10:18 PM
Of course not i love God with all my heart.

God helped me through tough times such as protesting against god mocking homers.


These sick people tried to harm my little brother but God came and zapped lightning to these horrible sinners.


Thank you for acknowledging my love of our lord Jesus .
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God helped me through tough times such as protesting against god mocking homers.


These sick people tried to harm my little brother but God came and zapped lightning to these horrible sinners.
Son, this is Franklin. Exactly what is the matter with you? You failed to capitalize God. Someone corrected you. You apologized for it, again failing to capitalize God in the very same sentence. When someone calls you out for it, you defend yourself and then AGAIN do not capitalize God.


Have you prayed to God to heal you of your retarded brain?


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