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Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-16-2015, 09:47 PM
I don't know when this is going to stop, but it needs to stop now. That is the constant homerism being thrown in the faces of we True Christians™.
Baseball has always from its beginning been a manly game. There is chewing tobacco and spitting in the dirt. There is scratching the groin area in front of fans in the bleachers. The batter will pound home plate with his bat and stare down the pitcher. The pitcher returns with a menacing stare at the batter. All of this is to signal God gave us this is a sport to be played only by heterosexual men.
Now we learn there is a minor league player flaunting his homerism in front of Jesus and baseball fans. If I were an umpire, he's be tossed out of the game!
Gary Marshall/Blackfoot Media Group
MILWAUKEE — A Milwaukee Brewers minor leaguer has become the first openly gay player on a team affiliated with Major League Baseball.
David Denson, with the help of former major leaguer Billy Bean, reached out to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel to tell his story.
The 20-year-old first baseman plays for the Helena Brewers in the rookie Pioneer League. Bean, MLB's first Ambassador for Inclusion, disclosed he is gay after his playing career.
"Talking with my teammates, they gave me the confidence I needed, coming out to them," Denson told the newspaper. "They said, "You're still our teammate. You're still our brother. We kind of had an idea, but your sexuality has nothing to do with your ability. You're still a ballplayer at the end of the day."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-17-2015, 01:10 AM
Mr Mayor---- I am sure there are several other players who are gay also, unbeknownst to anyone, and that does not effect the way they play the game or your enjoyment of the game.
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Serving Jesus
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-17-2015, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
... there are several other players who are gay also, unbeknownst to anyone...
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What are you, some kind of homosexual baseball groupie?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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True Christian™ Beauty Queen
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Re: Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-17-2015, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Mr Mayor---- I am sure there are several other players who are gay also, unbeknownst to anyone, and that does not effect the way they play the game or your enjoyment of the game.
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It's not surprising that you would say something so stupid. You need to give your heart to Jesus, not Jose.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-17-2015, 02:18 AM
Looneymormon,
As this photo clearly shows, Jesus LOVES baseball. To insinuate that there are other homers in this game clearly goes against the Lord. Why don't you go read your magic plates and wait on the judgment of God that will surely come upon all that deny His majesty and Sonship?
COME, LORD JESUS
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-17-2015, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Mr Mayor---- I am sure there are several other players who are gay also, unbeknownst to anyone, and that does not effect the way they play the game or your enjoyment of the game.
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As long as the queers have the decency to keep quiet about their filthy lifestyle, our children won't be forced to hear about it. That's how things used to be, when Republicans ran things. Under the Demoncrats, they force us all to wallow in their degeneracy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Homers Invaid Professional Baseball. -
08-17-2015, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Mr Mayor---- I am sure there are several other players who are gay also, unbeknownst to anyone, and that does not effect the way they play the game or your enjoyment of the game.
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And you think anal sex in the shower will make the game of baseball enjoyable? Or, smelling of perfume is better than smelling sweat? Think before you make such ridiculous posts.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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