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QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
03-19-2009, 10:36 PM
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???
1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')
You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:40 PM
Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???
1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')
You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
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Why Gandhi?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:46 PM
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Why Gandhi?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-19-2009, 10:49 PM
These are the ones I'd punch in the mouth;
Charles Darwin; furn turning people into animals
Copernicus for claiming the world is round.
George Ohm for claiming electricity is the result of a lot of little things moving around no one can see.
Smug little materialist with their disgusting naturalism. I'd give them a knuckle sandwich they wouldn't forget.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 01:11 AM
As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.
Tonight's list includes:
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day
Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation
And in honor of Easter, the Jews, for "knowing not what they do" (Ha!)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 02:17 AM
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Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 02:30 AM
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 02:49 AM
That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:02 AM
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That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
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I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:47 AM
I don't live with my head in the sand.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:50 AM
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I don't live with my head in the sand.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 03:57 AM
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I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.
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Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.
SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!
Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 04:05 AM
I'd like to punch satan right in the nose. There's just nothing good about him.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 04:08 AM
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Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.
SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!
Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?
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By no means was I suggesting Brother Nobar needs any sort of permission. I was just letting Brother Nobar know that he and/or Landover will have full access to all SCOOP resources needed in any investigation. SCOOP offers it's full cooperation in any Deviance Investigation Landover chooses to pursue!
And thanks for your concern Jenny, but my wrist is just fine.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 05:10 AM
Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting in a thread about boxing sinners.
Hillary Clinton for being Hillary Clinton
Madalyn Murray O'Hare for being a filthy atheist
Martin Luther King Jr. for being an uppity negro and ultimately creating the L.A gangs. He also invented crack cocaine.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:54 AM
Despite the fact that I cannot actually punch these people, I gain solace in knowing that Lucifer is punching them.
Arthur Liman, chief counsel for the Senate Iran-Contra Affair, who persecuted the God fearing, great American Hero, Oliver North.
Nietzsche, who wrote blasphemous statements such as, “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”
J.R. Tolkien, papist and communist.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 11:49 AM
Captain Kangaroo
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all the sesame street muppets.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 04:28 PM
Stephen Hawking - That stupid cripple thinks he's so smart! I'd give him "A Brief History of Getting your Butt Kicked"
Stephen Jay Gould - Just as bad as Darwin AND he was a Jew!
Any and all Kennedys, except maybe Joe Sr.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 06:50 PM
That damned communist Franklin Roosevelt!
And I wouldn't mind giving that horse-faced wife of his a good sock, either!
They RUINED America!
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