[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters in Christ, did you know that many schools in America are currently forcing innocent Christian children to eat horrible muslim slop at lunchtime? Do you realize what this means!? The terrorists are winning! Thanks to Barack HUSSEIN Obama, the islamification of America is well under way.

Bachmann: ‘We Must Ban Falafel’ in School Lunches

Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann courted controversy today by claiming that falafel and other "jihadi foods" should be banned from school lunches in the United States.

In an interview with local television station KSTP in Minneapolis, Bachmann explained that after visiting a local elementary school she was shocked to find that falafel - a fried vegetable patty popular in the Arab world - was being served as a option on the vegetarian menu.

Ostensibly in the studio to discuss her close race for reelection against Democratic challenger Jim Graves, Bachmann instead used the time to appeal for a nationwide movement against Arab cuisine.

Startled by the parochial nature of her statements, KSTP anchor Chris Johnson felt obliged to challenge her reasoning:

"I have to ask Ms. Bachmann, why is that a problem? I mean some children like the taste of falafel, what's wrong with that?"

"Chris, falafel is a gateway food," responded Bachmann, "It starts with falafel, then the kids move on to shawarma. After a while they say 'hey this tastes good, I wonder what else comes from Arabia?' "

"Before you know it our children are listening to Muslim music, reading the Koran, and plotting attacks against the homeland."

"We need to stop these terror cakes now, before they infiltrate any further."

God Hates Chick Peas

Bachmann stopped short of advocating a ban on all Arab food, saying that "responsible adults can probably use Arab food safely in moderation."

However, she made clear that she was frightened by the pace at which the cuisine has permeated the U.S.:

"I have a friend in Texas who has to homeschool her children because her local public school forces students to eat hummus. Its everywhere now. This is really scary stuff."

Bachmann then intimated that the widespread use of Arab foods in American schools could be the sign of a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top:

"I have no proof that President Obama is forcing our children to eat Arab and Middle Eastern food. But it would certainly fit the pattern."

Bachmann has a history of controversial statements regarding Islam and the role of Muslims in America.

She says her first priority upon returning to congress will be to introduce a bill protecting America's children from the dangers of Muslim cooking:

"We must ban falafel and other jihadi foods in schools before its too late."

Let's all join in with Mr. Bachmann and his wife in stomping out jihadist school lunches.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

The sinister cathylick Jesuits used to have a saying, "Give me the child for seven years, and I will give you the man" – and in this case it's clear what Obama is up to, turn Godly America over to the mooselimbs.

Americans better wake up, the Koran thumpers are coming for our bacon and beer – no more bacon and eggs, ham sandwiches and baby back ribs. A diet of falafel and hummus will take away our will to fight, and will turn us into pansies that are only interested in blowing ourselves up.

Islam, Bacon, and Beer

[Redeemed Papist]

Well the Mexicans did it with burritos so it was only a matter of time. Here in Britain it was curry. And now you can't move for prayer mats.