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Smile here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 01:06 PM

in this here videos, the nice man say "there are so many evidences of a young earth", an that mean there be more than one evidence, so there!

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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 01:16 PM

Goodness me! Who would have thought that so much evidences could be packed into one minute. Quite incredible!





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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 01:35 PM

And bless him. He even mentioned the Great Barrier Reef in Australia in that 60 seconds.

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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 02:36 PM

Bless you Petal!

Gee you are doing some fabulous work lately! Just know that we are all very proud of you.


WOW! What a find! I wonder if Professor Bessemmer has seen this yet!
If not I am sure he will be in awe once he does!!

I truly enjoyed his presentation, his indepth analysis, but also his way of making it all so clear in layman terms! ALL IN A SINGLE MINUTE!!!

Sorry Brothers and Sisters, I have to admit I was a little skeptical at first, with him swishing those screens around, like God placing stars in the sky...(I thought he may be mocking God at that point) but once he said that the earth IS only 4400 years old and then it came up on the screen "THE EARTH IS NOT OLD", I was convinced!

Praise Jesus indeed for making that man a Creation Science GENUIS!

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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 02:44 PM

The use of such futuristic technology really adds to Mr. Hovind's credibility. He is obviously a man with many resources at his disposal.


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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 03:29 PM

Thanks for another wonderful video Petal. You are doing well in finding such truthful videos. The Lord must have given you a special gift to find them. Like Brother Billy Bob I do like the special effects.


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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-02-2010, 08:03 PM

An excellent video. There really are so many evidences of a young earth: Rainbows after it rains, long neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs, water, fire, air and dirt, not to forget magnets.


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An excellent video. There really are so many evidences of a young earth: Rainbows after it rains, long neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs, water, fire, air and dirt, not to forget magnets.
I agree Brother Temperance!

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Sorry Brothers and Sisters, I have to admit I was a little skeptical at first, with him swishing those screens around, like God placing stars in the sky...(I thought he may be mocking God at that point) but once he said that the earth IS only 4400 years old and then it came up on the screen "THE EARTH IS NOT OLD", I was convinced!
Firstly I would like to say that it a wonderful video. I would just like to pick you up on one minor point Ms WintersnowDewitt he said it was 4400 years since the flood not since the creation of Earth which was 5000 years ago.


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Firstly I would like to say that it a wonderful video. I would just like to pick you up on one minor point Ms WintersnowDewitt he said it was 4400 years since the flood not since the creation of Earth which was 5000 years ago.
Surely you mean 6,000 years ago, Mr. Freddie.

Noah was already 500 years old when God told him to build the ark, and then it took him another 100 years to build it! Noah was 1,000 years removed from Adam and Eve, you see. 6,000 years.

Now, you might say that with 100 years, Noah could have spent his time telling everybody that they should listen to God. Maybe with some miracle powers to help things along.

Or he could have bought Mount Everest and built a big fence around it. Then God could have saved quite a bit of water.

But no, God told Noah to keep to himself and spend an entire century building a boat, so God could kill all the people and animals and start over.

It sure reminds me of another story. Except the people in that movie built their boats a lot faster.


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Surely you mean 6,000 years ago, Mr. Freddie.

Noah was already 500 years old when God told him to build the ark, and then it took him another 100 years to build it! Noah was 1,000 years removed from Adam and Eve, you see. 6,000 years.

Now, you might say that with 100 years, Noah could have spent his time telling everybody that they should listen to God. Maybe with some miracle powers to help things along.

Or he could have bought Mount Everest and built a big fence around it. Then God could have saved quite a bit of water.

But no, God told Noah to keep to himself and spend an entire century building a boat, so God could kill all the people and animals and start over.

It sure reminds me of another story. Except the people in that movie built their boats a lot faster.
No I mean 5000 years ago, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. Earth was created in approximately 0.062831853 seconds and was similarly disguised to appear much older. We can be certain that the FSM spent even more time preparing the earth, because, being all-knowing, He was well aware that soon enough there would be nosy people poking around everywhere. Know as “scientists,” these nosy people have a sick need – probably sexually motivated – to figure out how things work, and so it was even more important that our apparent reality be well designed to hide the truth.

As for Noah the kjv collected fairy tales beefs up his role to try and hide what actually happened.

Enough historical texts have survived through the years to get a rough picture of the events that transpired. Noah, alone except for his animals/ballast, propelled by jealousy and maybe a group of talking seals, set forth in search of Pastafarians. Unfortunately for Noah, he found one of the most bad-ass Pirate ships around, and started talking way too much smack. The Pastafarians, being above all peaceful, and maybe drunk, ignored his verbal abuse. It was only when Noah, ever the dick, physically attacked the Pastafarian ship by hurling from his bow the pointiest of animals that the Pastafarians took notice. We are told that the largest, scariest of the Pastafarians swam, or maybe just jumped, from ship to ship – they were that powerful – and confronted Noah.

Immediately seeing the error of his ways, Noah offered some turtles or something as way of apologizing. The Pastafarians probably having plenty of their own turtles, said no to the deal, and proceeded to intimidate the bejesus out of Noah. We don’t know exactly what was said, but it’s clear that Noah wet himself to such an extent that even the Christians associate him with “the Great Flood” Needless to say, he never mistreated animals again – not even chickens, who are pretty much asking for it.


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I bet any evilutionist will be converted to the Truth in just sixty seconds after watching it! I know they will feel stupid for believing in that atheistic science nonsense after hearing the way Eric so sarcastically says "4.6 billion years old!". His manner just makes you realize it's bunk!

And there might be an evidence for an old earth, but there are more evidences for a new earth and if you are to be scientifically objective, then you must weigh all the evidences for the new earth against the old earth, and the new earth wins every time.

I admit, he was very short on details and just kind of threw things out there. He said the Methuselah tree is evidence of creation but doesn't explain how. That's okay. We need to take that on faith anyways.

But I think the biggest question he asked which made me stop and think is this: "Comets can only exist for 100,000 years. So why are they still here?"

Because we all know comets had to be made at the beginning of creation and couldn't have come into being afterwards. Comets were either made 4.6 billion years ago or they weren't in the billions of years afterwards. Comets must be as old as the Big Bang. It is scientifically impossible for a comet to have been created otherwise.

All this PROVES Creationism is TRUE!



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Default Re: here be evidences of young earth - 08-03-2010, 07:39 PM

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I bet any evilutionist will be converted to the Truth in just sixty seconds after watching it! I know they will feel stupid for believing in that atheistic science nonsense after hearing the way Eric so sarcastically says "4.6 billion years old!". His manner just makes you realize it's bunk!
I watched the whole thing and I still know that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old. His special effects don't make him any more credible.
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I watched the whole thing and I still know that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old. His special effects don't make him any more credible.
You know? How do you know? Did you help create it?


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I looked at the link. Can you believe it was based on the biggest lie ever told? The apollo moon landings, I still can't stop laughing, moon landings
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THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.


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You tell 'em, Brother! How can one land on something that doesn't even exist? Stupid evolutionists! Hahahaha!
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I heard that Hollywood filmed the moon landing at Death Valley. All the liberal actors took an oath of secrecy. The reason was to confuse Americans to keep funding the Department of Education so they could falsely claim that the earth was spherical, not flat as it says in the BIBLE (KJV).
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