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First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
02-07-2016, 08:52 AM
On February 3, 1966, the Communist Soviets announced that their probe Luna 9 had landed on the Moon. Regarding the sorry state of Soviet technology at the time it is a surprise how many people actually believed that improbable story and applauded this "accomplishment".
In this short essay I will demonstrate that a) There was no landing.
b) The "images" of this supposed landing are drawn by artists and
c) The actual aims of this hoax were to make un-Godly US scientists jealous and join the Soviets in their REAL initiative, that of
d) Enraging Jesus.
Needless to say, all this was a blazing success story for Satan until our Creation Science department published this very essay you are reading at the very moment. Now the Truth™ can be told and the Truth™ will make us free (John 8:36).
This is the supposed "probe". It has all the characteristics of an anal probe, but there are no wings! How could it fly?!
No landing
The Moon is very well characterized in the Bible. It is mentioned in this quite well-written and thoroughly researched book 62 times. This is more than enough to tell us everything we need to know about it:
- It was Created by God (Genesis 1:16) to provide light.
- Thus, it produces illumination in the visible spectrum of Light (which is Jesus) (John 1:4).
Hence, as it produces its own light, there are no shadows on the Moon as the light does not come from above but from the Lunar surface itself. The "images" taken by the Communist probe should reflect these findings. Do they? Of course, they don't. We knew this all along and, as always, the data can easily be interpreted in a manner that makes it compatible with the Bible. Let us look at a typical "image" from Luna 9:
The shadows are there. Let us look at the Good book once more!
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
The Moon is a great light but this is not visible in the Luna 9 "image". Hence, it is a fraudulent picture aimed to enrage Jesus. Let us look at another "image":
Even a child or a female can see that this is a drawn image (this proves my point b) without any reasonable doubt whatsoever. The pictures are frauds. There was no landing. Then, why all this hype and pomp and circumstance? To seduce the Godly USA into the same heresy and to mock Jesus. These are hard accusations, I know, but they can also be proven.
The real agenda of Luna 9
We know that the Communists succeeded in their evil plans. The Godly US of A announced only three years later their own "Lunar landing" with men abroad. This has been proven to be a hoax decades ago and I shall not dwell on that. The second part of our hypothesis - causing as much chagrin to Jesus as possible - is a tougher one to prove. However, a simple look into the Bible provides us immediately with all the reference material and evidence we need. This is, in fact, a question of idolatry!
Deuteronomy 4:19
And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.
Deuteronomy 17:3
And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
This is clearly a case of Moon worship, one of the worst kinds of idolatry. The culprits are probably mostly dead and they went into their Eternities unpunished by the secular authorities. However, God punished the Communists severely!
Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;
This means that bowing down to Moon worship was punished in the Communist Soviet states for three-four generations! History shows us that this was the case. Only more than thirty years later, after all these generations, did Jesus lift His punishment, the Soviet Union ceased to be and after a short interregnum of Mr., Yeltsin, Mr. Putin was finally able to gain God's Grace (Psalms 84:11) once more and guide his nation onto the path of Salvation (Matthew 7:14)! All because of this 40-year old Moon lunacy!
The worst is still to come. The Communists did not stop their blasphemy there. They went on sending their probes up onto the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) and next generation of their probes was probably the worst one ever. The Venera probes. Venera is a word that derives from the words "venereal disease", these are contagious demonistic entities that are spread through fornication (Matthew 15:19), especially rectally through sodomy (Leviticus 20:13). I am fairly certain that these Veneral Probes could have been used to spread these contagious agents all over the world. This hypothesis is most plausible and most likely true. It must have been known also by the U.S. authorities but they must have suppressed the data. This is a clear case of cooperation between the Communists and the US government to plot against Jesus.
Jesus is our savior.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
02-08-2016, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
On February 3, 1966, the Communist Soviets announced that their probe Luna 9 had landed on the Moon. Regarding the sorry state of Soviet technology at the time it is a surprise how many people actually believed that improbable story and applauded this "accomplishment".
In this short essay I will demonstrate that a) There was no landing.
b) The "images" of this supposed landing are drawn by artists and
c) The actual aims of this hoax were to make un-Godly US scientists jealous and join the Soviets in their REAL initiative, that of
d) Enraging Jesus.
Needless to say, all this was a blazing success story for Satan until our Creation Science department published this very essay you are reading at the very moment. Now the Truth™ can be told and the Truth™ will make us free (John 8:36).
This is the supposed "probe". It has all the characteristics of an anal probe, but there are no wings! How could it fly?!
No landing
The Moon is very well characterized in the Bible. It is mentioned in this quite well-written and thoroughly researched book 62 times. This is more than enough to tell us everything we need to know about it:
- It was Created by God (Genesis 1:16) to provide light.
- Thus, it produces illumination in the visible spectrum of Light (which is Jesus) (John 1:4).
Hence, as it produces its own light, there are no shadows on the Moon as the light does not come from above but from the Lunar surface itself. The "images" taken by the Communist probe should reflect these findings. Do they? Of course, they don't. We knew this all along and, as always, the data can easily be interpreted in a manner that makes it compatible with the Bible. Let us look at a typical "image" from Luna 9:
The shadows are there. Let us look at the Good book once more!
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
The Moon is a great light but this is not visible in the Luna 9 "image". Hence, it is a fraudulent picture aimed to enrage Jesus. Let us look at another "image":
Even a child or a female can see that this is a drawn image (this proves my point b) without any reasonable doubt whatsoever). The pictures are frauds. There was no landing. Then, why all this hype and pomp and circumstance? To seduce the Godly USA into the same heresy and to mock Jesus. These are hard accusations, I know, but they can also be proven.
The real agenda of Luna 9
We know that the Communists succeeded in their evil plans. The Godly US of A announced only three years later their own "Lunar landing" with men abroad. This has been proven to be a hoax decades ago and I shall not dwell on that. The second part of our hypothesis - causing as much chagrin to Jesus as possible - is a tougher one to prove. However, a simple look into the Bible provides us immediately with all the reference material and evidence we need. This is, in fact, a question of idolatry!
Deuteronomy 4:19
And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.
Deuteronomy 17:3
And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
This is clearly a case of Moon worship, one of the worst kinds of idolatry. The culprits are probably mostly dead and they went into their Eternities unpunished by the secular authorities. However, God punished the Communists severely!
Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;
This means that bowing down to Moon worship was punished in the Communist Soviet states for three-four generations! History shows us that this was the case. Only more than thirty years later, after all these generations, did Jesus lift His punishment, the Soviet Union ceased to be and after a short interregnum of Mr., Yeltsin, Mr. Putin was finally able to gain God's Grace (Psalms 84:11) once more and guide his nation onto the path of Salvation (Matthew 7:14)! All because of this 40-year old Moon lunacy!
The worst is still to come. The Communists did not stop their blasphemy there. They went on sending their probes up onto the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) and next generation of their probes was probably the worst one ever. The Venera probes. Venera is a word that derives from the words "venereal disease", these are contagious demonistic entities that are spread through fornication (Matthew 15:19), especially rectally through sodomy (Leviticus 20:13). I am fairly certain that these Veneral Probes could have been used to spread these contagious agents all over the world. This hypothesis is most plausible and most likely true. It must have been known also by the U.S. authorities but they must have suppressed the data. This is a clear case of cooperation between the Communists and the US government to plot against Jesus.
Jesus is our savior.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Im not the sharpest tool in the shed so I dont understand most of the scientifical words, but thats my own fault. Your essay is amazing though Mr.White! You should be given a nobel prize!
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
02-08-2016, 12:35 PM
Professor White,
What an outstanding piece of research and commentary. To me the clincher was your astute observation that the Word of God, through the KJV Bible, makes it impossible that there can be shadows on the moon. The muslim terroist, formerly known as 'Cat Stevens' tried to subvert a generation and take them away from Godliness by calling one of his catchy jingles "Moonshadow". I must admit I was hoodwinked at the time, but I will delete it from my iTunes list, and petition for its removal from iTunes, YouTube and wherever else this unGodly piece of tuneless doggerel is found.
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 01:45 AM
'The Moon is very well characterized in the Bible. It is mentioned in this quite well-written and thoroughly researched book 62 times. This is more than enough to tell us everything we need to know about it: - It was Created by God (Genesis 1:16) to provide light.
- Thus, it produces illumination in the visible spectrum of Light (which is Jesus) (John 1:4).'
You are aware that the moon reflects the sun's light right? It doesn't actually produce any of its own light.
Also I was unaware that Jesus was actually the visible spectrum of light. Does that make blind people evil?
How far in the light spectrum does Jesus go?
Is a microwave harnessing the power of Jesus?
Are X-Rays Jesus?
Is UV Jesus (and if they are, are sunburns holy)?
Is all light Jesus or just the visible spectrum, and if he is just the visible spectrum then why is he such a specific set of wavelengths? Other animals can often see in different wavelengths to humans, and in rare cases humans can see in different wavelengths. With the help of some clever technology we can see in far more wavelengths still.Where does Jesus start and end?
Also, Isn't/wasn't Jesus a person?
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Communal Property
'The Moon is very well characterized in the Bible. It is mentioned in this quite well-written and thoroughly researched book 62 times. This is more than enough to tell us everything we need to know about it: - It was Created by God (Genesis 1:16) to provide light.
- Thus, it produces illumination in the visible spectrum of Light (which is Jesus) (John 1:4).'
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You're confusing Jesus with some false sun god.
Ever heard of metaphors? Jesus is the light of men, not the actual light.
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You are aware that the moon reflects the sun's light right? It doesn't actually produce any of its own light.
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Care to support that with an appropriate Bible passage?
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Also I was unaware that Jesus was actually the visible spectrum of light. Does that make blind people evil?
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God (who is also Jesus) creates both light and darkness:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
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How far in the light spectrum does Jesus go?
Is a microwave harnessing the power of Jesus?
Are X-Rays Jesus?
Is UV Jesus (and if they are, are sunburns holy)?
Is all light Jesus or just the visible spectrum, and if he is just the visible spectrum then why is he such a specific set of wavelengths? Other animals can often see in different wavelengths to humans, and in rare cases humans can see in different wavelengths. With the help of some clever technology we can see in far more wavelengths still.
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I don't know what drugs are you on, but you should stop now, before you do even more damage to what's left of your brain.
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Where does Jesus start and end?
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Revelation 1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
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Also, Isn't/wasn't Jesus a person?
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No. He is God. Definitely not a human person, but yes one of the three persons who together are a single God. I hope that was very clear.
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 03:08 AM
'Care to support that with an appropriate Bible passage?'
Care to support anything you say with something other than a Bible passage? Surely there's more to your argument than a two thousand (give or take) year old book.
Besides, I'll bet that one could find a Bible passage you don't obey/follow/worship/bend to your bigoted needs.
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 03:15 AM
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'Care to support that with an appropriate Bible passage?'
Care to support anything you say with something other than a Bible passage?
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Nope.
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Surely there's more to your argument than a two thousand (give or take) year old book.
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Nope.
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Besides, I'll bet that one could find a Bible passage you don't obey/follow/worship/bend to your bigoted needs.
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Go ahead. try to find such a verse.
Good luck, because you're gonna need it!
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 10:30 PM
If you had a disobedient child, would you stone him/her to death?
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 – "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard." Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid."
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 11:11 PM
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If you had a disobedient child, would you stone him/her to death?...
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When the alternative is disobeying God's clear instructions,
YES.
So what stops them? <drumroll...> God's clear instructions.
Hebrews 13:17 "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you."
Explanation (I'll use as many single-syllable words as I can): As the United States presently has laws which prohibit killing disobedient children (unless you're a police officer), they have to obey that. The catch is that it also says that those who enacted the laws forbidding complete observance of God's Divine Laws will answer for it, and go to Hell.
Hey, here's a crazy idea: read the bloody Bible yourself so you know what the **** it says.
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-02-2016, 11:14 PM
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If you had a disobedient child, would you stone him/her to death?
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 – "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard." Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid."
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You should by now know they can´t because Jesus forbids them, see Mark 12:17.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-04-2016, 01:09 AM
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You should by now know they can´t because Jesus forbids them, see Mark 12:17.
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You mean there's a contradiction in the Bible?!?! *Gasp*
How shocking!
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Re: First "Lunar Landing" 40 years Ago: Communist Hoax and Conspiracy -
04-04-2016, 01:27 AM
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You mean there's a contradiction in the Bible?!?! *Gasp*
How shocking!
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Of course there's no contradiction, sweetie. The Holy Bible contains a very detailed set of instructions on how to live a Christian life. Lives get complicated, so some of the instructions are complicated, but there are no contradictions.
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