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"Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 04:13 PM
"Happy" as in "drunken" and "Saint" as in FALSE RELIGION!
If you need any further proof how degenerate these "people" are, just look at what I found at some Very Worthy News Source:
What all is wrong with this picture? What isn't? Those snakes are gonna pee all over the back seat! Why didn't he take them in a SUV?
That would have kept them distracted with TV, Internet, Wine bar, bistro, DoG pen, soccer field...
Also, Evidence at the fried eyeballs on this Irisher boozeHound. DUI!
Maybe he should have better just chased them all out with a stick
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 04:21 PM
While the heretics celebrate this SATAN loving day, I shall make sure the sinners know WHAT they are.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 04:28 PM
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While the heretics celebrate this SATAN loving day, I shall make sure the sinners know WHAT they are.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 04:36 PM
If I was a dirty Oirishman I would be getting drunk and punching my pregnant wife to celebrate my so called saint.
I worship Jesus, not Mary!
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 04:54 PM
I do hope the catholics keep to themselves today. It's awfully scary watching them march down streets in mob formation, all drunk and stupid.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 04:59 PM
As an Englishman I can tell you, the problem with the Irish is that they just won't listen, we have been trying to help them for eight long centuries and they show neither gratitude or an inclination to learn.
Did you know that they are such a greedy people they have frequently eaten the country bare! then against all our advise they have insisted on changing the very system that gave them so much food in the 1st place! Prefering Rome Rule (They call it independence!)
They are far from the lord and deep in sin, Praise Jesus I am not Irish!!
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 05:24 PM
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If I was a dirty Oirishman I would be getting drunk and punching my pregnant wife to celebrate my so called saint.
I worship Jesus, not Mary!
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Why, yes! They "Worship" Mary, yet they punch their drunken wives all around the room with potatoes! How silly is that?
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 05:44 PM
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Why, yes! They "Worship" Mary, yet they punch their drunken wives all around the room with potatoes! How silly is that?
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I'll never understand a people that drink that black goo, start arguments with their own countrymen over the colours orange, live in caravans in English laybys, don't teach their kids to read, steal, blow up shopping centres in more developed countries, worship the pope and wear kilts.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 06:01 PM
And all the fuss they made about the potato famine.
It was just the potatoes! They were obviously just fussy eaters. If you can afford to get a boat to America you can afford to eat at a modest restaurant.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 06:38 PM
What I Hate most is their salaciousness. Their continuing references to Erin's mammaries. Apparently she has been out their jiggling around freely, with no support, trying to entice our Men
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 07:08 PM
I saw a young man being enticed by a woman wearing a green tank top and drinking beer from a funnel. I'm in Savannah this week, and they have a disgusting parade for these wannabe Irish sinners. To think, the Irish converted them to believe in a godless holiday, AND to encourage young men to become homers.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 08:02 PM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-17-2012, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
And all the fuss they made about the potato famine.
It was just the potatoes! They were obviously just fussy eaters. If you can afford to get a boat to America you can afford to eat at a modest restaurant.
YIC
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Drunken, prone to violence, and lazy – pretty much sums up the Irish. They couldn't be bothered to go fishing when the potato famine hit – and probably were looking for a bailout from O'Bama.
No one outside of Freehold is safe in their homes. Barricade your doors and check your supply of ammunition.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-18-2012, 01:47 AM
Saint Piddles Day, indeed!
I'm so glad we drove the last of the Catholics out of North Salem last year.
OK, technically, we didn't so much drive them out as steer the St. Piddles Day parade into the next town; they were all so hammered, they couldn't find their way back, and have mostly set up housekeeping there or moved on to other places, like Pennsylvania.
Either way, it's been a blessing not to have a cracker worshiped or a prayer said to the "Queen of Heaven" in the entire town in a whole year! Just to be sure they wouldn't come back, we passed legislation permitting us to tax Vatican-owned property (since they claim to be a "country"), and quickly foreclosed on their cathedral.
It is now Widow Helen's Pie Palace!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-18-2012, 02:18 PM
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disgusting parade
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It makes me Sick just to think about it. They all grab a "colleen" named Bridget the Maid and reel drunkenly down city streets where GOD and The Children and everyone can see them to Petition Congress for "more and better sex for everyone" No Doubt™ in a contest to see who can get the biggest "bun on" while trying to get the Mayor to Proclaim that they are a credit to their race. RAT race is what it is, led by pope RAT-zinger in yet another desperate ploy to initiate RA12.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-18-2012, 04:55 PM
Here's the Irish for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-18-2012, 08:46 PM
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Here's the Irish for you.
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I didn't think they had teeth. It must have been a set of dentures. I Pray the Children didn't see it
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-19-2012, 02:27 PM
Bless the Hand of JESUS that led me to this thread to see the photograph of that potatoe-eyed DUI-enabling mick.
And how stupid was Paddy to not have driven them in a big-big SUV, could have got rid of a lot more of them! DUH!
It's over now and I Pray they have all been Arrested. Stumbling drunkenly down our Christian highways and Interstates while quoting the WRONG SCRIPTURE!
If "President" O'Bomber wasn't such a War-Hating demoncrap weenie Surely he would have declared War on them by now. Start with the ones Right here in our own Country - must be dozens of them. Who can forget Teddy Kennedy, poised on the edge of the Armageddon like a drunken walrus, trying to take all the rest of us Good Folk along with him? Not this one.
GOD BLESS AMERICA! Maybe they've already been seated on the HELL train to actually find it a Blessing to not need to be halfway Clean and Sober to keep from falling into a puddle of green vomit.
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Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day -
03-19-2012, 07:07 PM
I couldn't help but notice that the man had a Chicago Bears jersey on. I bet he was partying with Obama at the White House. Probably getting drunk on our tax dollars
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