[Pastor Ezekiel]

The nigra singer-boy James Brown finally died, and good riddance too. He tricked countless white teenagers into doing the "frug" and the "camel walk" and gyrating like jungle savages about to fornicate. Pastor Pistle waged a long Bible-inspired war against this boy, and along with his longtime personal friend and golf partner J. Edgar Hoover, was successful in shutting down several nigra jungle drum concerts, thus saving thousands of lives back in the 1960's. The boy had an arrest record a mile long.

That boy was always hopped up on nigra weed, so it should come as no surprise that he died at the age of 73. I have no doubt that he is gulping sulfur at this very moment, Praise Jesus.

[Deaner]

Was it drugs? Did he get shot? Did he slip and fall heading to the bathroom after having sex with an underage white girl? What did you hear?

Dean

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Was it drugs? Did he get shot? Did he slip and fall heading to the bathroom after having sex with an underage white girl? What did you hear?

Dean

Well don't you just know that the jew lawyers who protect him will make up some story, just so they can sell more records to future generations of unsaved trash. They'll make up some romantic nonsense like him saving babies in some hellhole in africa from the aids they deserve. I'm sure he probably choked on his own vomit, like so many of those nigra bucks do.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'm sure he probably choked on his own vomit, like so many of those nigra bucks do.

Can you imagine being in a drug induced haze, realizing you can't breathe; and as you become more aware of the situation you realize Jesus has a hand over your mouth, the other pinching your nose, in a slow and methodical death grip. Then, just as you are losing conciousness, you realize Jesus has loosened His grip and you are sliding into hell. Terrifying.

Dean

[Brother Love]

Well I be guessin' the Lord had a "special" Christmas present in store for Brown!! It be a "special" ticket to hitch a ride on the Hell Soul Train (reserved seating only). That's what he gets for livin' a life of SIN and PCP addiction! The LORD'S JUSTICE comes to all in the END!! Guess he ain't livin' in America no more as now the nigra is LIVIN' IN HELL! Maybe he'll write a song for the DEVIL down there. This nigra lived a SINNER'S LIFE and now he's goin to get a SINNER'S REWARD in the Valley of Abomination and Desolations for ETERNITY!!

Let this be a warning to ALL SINNERS!!

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Brother Love

Let this be a warning to ALL SINNERS!!

And all darkies. When Jesus kills you a couple of hours into His birthday, there's a message.

Exodus 10:2
And that thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wrought in Egypt, and my signs which I have done among them; that ye may know how that I am the LORD.

I wonder what other filth will get it today.

Dean

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

"camel walk"

"Camel Walk" indeed!!!

Ah, this "James Brown" must have actually been that little lesbianese Homer! "Chadi" who many years ago used to Despoil our Godly boards - now burnt extra-crispy from long years of wandering in the desert sun after falling out of favor at Landover Baptist Church.

Good riddance to him and his camel, Clyde.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

My, the LORD is in a giving mood today! He blesses us with wonderful gifts on His birthday (such as my lovely new S3755 Hoover Bagless Canister Vacuum) and then delivers this smelly crook into the bowels of Hades, all the while asking for nothing in return but that we tithe, praise Him, and accept Him as our Savior. It's really quite profound.

Could that jabbering jigaboo Chuck Berry be next? We can only hope and pray.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

My, the LORD is in a giving mood today! He blesses us with wonderful gifts on His birthday (such as my lovely new S3755 Hoover Bagless Canister Vacuum) and then delivers this smelly crook into the bowels of Hades, all the while asking for nothing in return but that we tithe, praise Him, and accept Him as our Savior. It's really quite profound.

Could that jabbering jigaboo Chuck Berry be next? We can only hope and pray.

You got a Hoover for Christmas my dear? That model is so last year!!
I got my Negra cleaning lady a new broom and dustpan and you should see her move when I fire off a few rounds behind here. The trouble with Hoovers is that they just don't pick up empty Cartridges or Shell Casings.

Still, Praise The Lord© for ridding the world of another Pie Stealer.
You'd think that on his Birthday Jesus® would take a holiday, but no, in his selfless way he still has work to do.

[TwinkBoy]

Have you PEOPLE no shame? I mean this was THE Godfather of Soul that so sadly died today and who is now living in BLISS with our ONE DIVINE COMMON CREATOR, the LIGHT. I'll miss James Brown as I loved his music!! I woke up to the news this morning and just flew right into hysteria and tears. But, opening my Xmas presents made it all better, better, loves.

James Brown was just an ORDINARY GUY but OH WHAT A GUYyyyy.......He will be GREATLY MISSED by the world!!

Now, SISTA Talitha.....girlfriend....WHAT are you doing? Have you lost your marbles? Slavery is OVER girl! I feel sorry for your poor Black American cleaning lady Are you sure you're not related to Brother Love? You should be in jail for attempted murder shooting off a few rounds at that poor lady! Girlfriend you have MUCH to learn when it comes to how to treat PEOPLE!!

Oh well...gots to go go.........I'm going OUT for the evening to engage in SIN and DEBAUCHERY....CHOW LOL..........

Twink

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by TwinkBoy

Have you PEOPLE no shame?

James Brown Christmas song lyrics:

Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you

Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feeeeeeeel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, ARAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (dies)

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by TwinkBoy

Have you PEOPLE no shame? I mean this was THE Godfather of Soul that so sadly died today and who is now living in BLISS with our ONE DIVINE COMMON CREATOR, the LIGHT. I'll miss James Brown as I loved his music!! I woke up to the news this morning and just flew right into hysteria and tears. But, opening my Xmas presents made it all better, better, loves.

James Brown was just an ORDINARY GUY but OH WHAT A GUYyyyy.......He will be GREATLY MISSED by the world!!

Twink

I can't help thinking your sympathy is somewhat misplaced. James Brown was a darkie. Everyone knows darkies hate sodomites. Oh, no, wait, so does everyone else, especially GOD. Carry on up the highway to Hell.

[SUV]

I can't Believe that when I turned on my Christian computer this morning James Brown's Death was still the lead story on CNN!!!

How the HELL (Forgive me, Pastor, but I am most upset) are we to find out what Paris and Britney are up to with all this fuss about a Dead neegroe who didn't even Praise JESUS as he lay dying! And he knew he was Dying, according to this latest "news" story!

OH! the Sin! OH! the Damnation!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Nigeria Pipe Blast Kills over 500
Luanda, Dec 26 (PL) The explosion of a fuel pipeline in Nigeria's largest city, Lagos, burned to death more than 500 people on Tuesday, radio station reports revealed in this capital.
Eyewitnesses said that a ruptured gasoline pipeline burst into flames in the district of Abule Agba on Tuesday after thieves punctured the pipeline overnight.
Hundreds of residents of the district went to the pipeline with plastic containers to collect fuel when the blast detonated and the pipeline burst into flames.
Red Cross secretary-general Abiodun Orebiyi said that the death toll is yet to be confirmed, but hundreds of jumbled and fused bodies have been seen and counted at the explosion scene.
Rescue workers continue trying to document more charred corpses found at the scene, but the intense heat and billowing smoke are keeping them back. A similar explosion killed over 150 people in Lagos in May.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Apparently, his last words were "I'm going away." And we True Christians™ know exactly where he was going.

SUV, I humbly suggest that you start visiting the Godly Fox News web page instead--they're much more in-tune with what's really happening in the world, like the wicked schemes of Jooz and Mudslimes. In fact, the dead nigra is almost nowhere to be seen!

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

SUV, I humbly suggest that you start visiting the Godly Fox News web page instead--they're much more in-tune with what's really happening in the world, like the wicked schemes of Jooz and Mudslimes. In fact, the dead nigra is almost nowhere to be seen!

Have they said yet if Britney has Repented after flashing her bare cooter?

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Nigeria Pipe Blast Kills over 500
Luanda, Dec 26 (PL) The explosion of a fuel pipeline in Nigeria's largest city, Lagos, burned to death more than 500 people on Tuesday, radio station reports revealed in this capital.
Eyewitnesses said that a ruptured gasoline pipeline burst into flames in the district of Abule Agba on Tuesday after thieves punctured the pipeline overnight.
Hundreds of residents of the district went to the pipeline with plastic containers to collect fuel when the blast detonated and the pipeline burst into flames.
Red Cross secretary-general Abiodun Orebiyi said that the death toll is yet to be confirmed, but hundreds of jumbled and fused bodies have been seen and counted at the explosion scene.
Rescue workers continue trying to document more charred corpses found at the scene, but the intense heat and billowing smoke are keeping them back. A similar explosion killed over 150 people in Lagos in May.

That will teach those nigras.
Obviously, God smote them for being filthy thieves!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

James Brown Christmas song lyrics:

Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you

Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feeeeeeeel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, ARAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (dies)

Yes Pastor.
Pappa Brown has also found a new (Body) Bag.




I guess he's not feeling so good now....Whoa-oa-oa!

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Yes Pastor.
Pappa Brown has also found a new (Body) Bag.


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What is that on his left cheek? Surely our Good Lord is not wasting His time trying on a darkie?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by SUV

What is that on his left cheek?

I dunno. It LOOKS like a garden slug.