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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-22-2006, 01:27 PM
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Newsflash: If your deity were a human, he would have been imprisoned long ago for homicide, genocide, crimes against humanity and sociopathic and psychotic behavior. So if you people choose to follow that deity, then you cannot accuse others of not having morals, as your very teachings go against a decent moral code.
Can we all say Hitler? Maybe their diety did come down as a human not so long back.

Oh and as a side note morality is: The quality of being in accord with standards of right or good conduct. A system of ideas of right and wrong conduct: religious morality for example.

What's moral to one person may be immoral in another person's eyes. To be honest I don't see the point in abortion but I do agree with crimes of passion. *shrugs* It's all about perspective and an individuals view of morality.

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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-22-2006, 04:20 PM
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What's moral to one person may be immoral in another person's eyes. To be honest I don't see the point in abortion but I do agree with crimes of passion. *shrugs* It's all about perspective and an individuals view of morality.
So say your friendly local Catholic priest thinks it's moral and acceptable to rape and murder you, but you disagree. Who's right? It's impossible to say - they're both just two different subjective individual perspectives. Who's to say which is better? That, my friend, is why you need GOD.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-22-2006, 05:29 PM
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Again I MUST agree with Sista' Rachael. Your religion is NOT the first and human morality has been around a long time before Xtainity ever came into being. Do you reallllyyy think that prior to the "dawning" of Christendom there was no human morality, love? Well if there was no human morality prior to Christianity showing up on the human scene then that REALLLyyyy doesn't say much for "God" does it? I mean, afterall love, that means that God created humans IMMORAL and they continued to be immoral beings for millions and millions of years and up UNTIL about 2000 years ago with the advent of Christendom. Now I mean reallyyyy....why would "God" do that?

Now, loves, not to "generalize" but Rachael is correct in saying Christianity does bring about people who are detestable and who use God as an excuse for their crimes.....welllll....at least SOME people....perhaps not "Christians." For centuries now Christians have used "god" as an excuse for their atrocities and SOME still are. Take for instance Dubya Bush's belief that God "told" him to invade Iraq. Consider what Christians did to Native Americans. In the "name of god" they launched a wholesale SLAUGHTER against Native Americans in an effort to force them into the "Christian" lifestyle. If you ask me, it was the Christian Missionaries who were the REAL SAVAGES and NOT the Native America peoples.

As individuals SOME Christians become absolutely DETESTABLE examples for human beings. Some are outright HYPOCRITES. You know, love, they go to Church every Sunday and Monday through Saturday they are drunkards in their neighborhood BAR? Or they preach "equality" but most of the week they spend ABUSING their wives physically and/or emotionally. SOME Christians think that they can do whatever they want because they have a free "Get Out of Hell Card." But I really DOUBT they do, love.

Now come loves, don't you think "god" is just a bit SCHIZOPHRENIC? I mean, afterall "girls", on the one hand "god" in the Old Testament is a "god" of WRATH, WAR, PUNISHMENT, DEMAND, and a Divine Being who demands SACRIFICE of young boys, cattle, goats, sheep, etc., etc., etc., YET, on the other hand, in the New Testament, "god" suddenly becomes a "god" who is "love." One who is merciful, forgiving, peace-making, and all that ROT. So which is it? Which image of "god" is the REAL IMAGE of the Divine? The RUTHLESS macho-"god" who is akin to your image of Satan himself OR the loving GURU "god" who desires nothing but PEACE and LOVE? If you think "god" is both then you must agree that YOUR "god" suffers from chronic SCHIZOPHRENIA and PARANOID IDEATION laced with HOMOCIDAL INCLINATIONS.
Goodness, Twinkie, you have written four longish paragraphs. This shows, I believe that Landover -- with the help of the Lord of course -- is having a good effect on you.

A couple of points. The first Christian was Adam and the Christian God is the only God and is from the beginning and forever. There were no religions that predate Christianity and none that will come after it.

Secondly, your notions of morality are simply those of a mere man -- a man whose understanding of these things is miniscule -- not even that -- compared with Almighty God. The complexities of God's morality are beyond our understanding, that is for sure. What would you expect? God is supreme: it is but for us to listen and obey, not question.

And what you say about the difference between the New and Old Testaments is not true. You have been led astray by false Christians. Here at Landover we believe all the Bible (KJV1611), not just the bits that suit us. God certainly is a God of War and a God of Vengence against those who disobey him. Jesus will return in the last days and slaughter all those who stand against him. And, I repeat, attempts to judge God by human standards are absurd. Either you obey him and live in heaven; or disobey and roast in hell. It's your choice.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-22-2006, 07:49 PM
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So say your friendly local Catholic priest thinks it's moral and acceptable to rape and murder you, but you disagree. Who's right? It's impossible to say - they're both just two different subjective individual perspectives. Who's to say which is better? That, my friend, is why you need GOD.
I agree with that completely, which scares me a little. Except for the god part, I don't think that, that would change peoples morals greatly. Since people kill in the name of one god or another.

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I agree with that completely, which scares me a little. Except for the god part, I don't think that, that would change peoples morals greatly. Since people kill in the name of one god or another.
Friend,

Let me correct your perception; most people kill for one FALSE god or another. We TRUE Christians kill no one. There are many sinners our there who break God’s prefect and just laws and therefore kill themselves using us TRUE Christians as their suicide instruments. It is TRUE Christian assisted suicide, pure and simple. We are the victims here friend. Never forget that.


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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-22-2006, 10:59 PM
How the hell are you the victims?

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How the hell are you the victims?
Dear Dameon, your Mother Glynndie is so upset that you haven't made better progress here, despite the kindness we have shown you. Now, perhaps a good answer to your question might be found in the Bible...

Isaiah 34:2~3 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter. Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.

This is what happens when GOD GETS ANGRY! And it is every True Christian's job to keep HIM HAPPY. Now, if you think our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy day everytime a public school teacher hops on top of an underaged football jock, then I guess we haven't helped you quite yet. SOMEWHAT DISMAYED GLENDORA

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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-22-2006, 11:37 PM
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This is what happens when GOD GETS ANGRY! And it is every True Christian's job to keep HIM HAPPY. Now, if you think our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy day everytime a public school teacher hops on top of an underaged football jock, then I guess we haven't helped you quite yet. SOMEWHAT DISMAYED GLENDORA
I don't see anything wrong with a 32 year old and a 17 year old, I mean he must have given his consent so who cares. If that's what they wanna do then who's gonna stop them?

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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-23-2006, 12:38 AM
Of course the homersexual, nancy BOYS here don't see nothin' wrong with this SEXUAL SIN ABOMINATION cuz they ENGAGE in such abominations themselves EVER DAY!

FACT is that HARLOT school teacher should have not even LOOKED at that 17 year old boy with SINFUL LUST in her eyes and DESIRE in her loins! She ain't nothin' but a GLORIFIED TRAMP! She be SATAN'S PROSTITUTE! Evil! Vile! DIRTY! Lost in SIN and blinded by SEXUAL DESIRE!

Homers, this HARLOT is goin to be ROASTIN' in HELL rit along with ya'll.

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FACT is that HARLOT school teacher should have not even LOOKED at that 17 year old boy with SINFUL LUST in her eyes and DESIRE in her loins! She ain't nothin' but a GLORIFIED TRAMP! She be SATAN'S PROSTITUTE! Evil! Vile! DIRTY! Lost in SIN and blinded by SEXUAL DESIRE!
I am inspired by your words, Brother Love. And I am reminded of a whore's defense...
Proverbs 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.

But we know the truth about this daughter of Eve...
Revalations 19:2 For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.

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Default Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch! - 12-23-2006, 03:58 AM
Now really love, Brother Love. Oh my, my, my....all this talk about SEXual "sin" is a bit much don't you think? Besides, love, it's all starting to make me SWEAT!!

At 17 years old this young man is definitely a MAN. I mean really, loves, HOW much MORE of a MAN can he be? Think about it..then...call me.
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