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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-25-2011, 08:49 PM

I would NEVER have an abortion!


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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 02:51 AM

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I would NEVER have an abortion!
Because you NEVER have sex?




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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 08:51 PM

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Because you NEVER have sex?
Maybe because she isn't a cold-blooded murderess.

How many preborn babies have YOU killed?


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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 11:17 PM

Its the womans choice to keep or abort the child. just like its a choice to join the military, to go to college, a choice to have sex, what career path you decide to follow, so on and so fourth. Shit happens and sometimes keeping the child for 9 months isnt an option. if i knocked a woman up, i wouldnt tell her what to do. i would let her decide what she wants to do in this situation, if she decided to keep it, id be there for her and the child, if not, life goes on.
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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 11:38 PM

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if i knocked a woman up, i wouldnt tell her what to do.
Young lady, I'm sorry that it has to be me telling you this, but as a lesbian you can't knock any woman "up". Having babies is something that happens between MAN and a woman.

I know this must be shock for you, so you maybe want to talk more about this with your mother.
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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 11:42 PM

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Its the womans choice to keep or abort the child. just like its a choice to join the military, to go to college, a choice to have sex, what career path you decide to follow, so on and so fourth. Shit happens and sometimes keeping the child for 9 months isnt an option. if i knocked a woman up, i wouldnt tell her what to do. i would let her decide what she wants to do in this situation, if she decided to keep it, id be there for her and the child, if not, life goes on.
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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 11:44 PM

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Young lady, I'm sorry that it has to be me telling you this, but as a lesbian you can't knock any woman "up". Having babies is something that happens between MAN and a woman.

I know this must be shock for you, so you maybe want to talk more about this with your mother.
First things first, I am a man, not a woman. Second. Knocking up a woman means getting her pregnant. Third, I understand the process to conceive a child.
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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-26-2011, 11:55 PM

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I am a christian who hasnt made the greatest choices in life and i do my best to repent for my sins.
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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-27-2011, 12:39 AM

[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;718506]I am glad to hear that!

Thank you for defending America! How many Muslims did you kill for Jesus?

The good lord hasnt told me to kill any muslims, I am following direct orders be sent overseas and make afghan cities better by ridding them of the taliban. in my eyes thats bettering the less fortunate, so im content in doing so.
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The good lord hasnt told me to kill any muslims, I am following direct orders be sent overseas and make afghan cities better by ridding them of the taliban. in my eyes thats bettering the less fortunate, so im content in doing so.
Dear Friend,

Sure, but don't worry too much about the less fortunate. Excessive concern would be contrary to Scripture. A Jesus said in Matthew 26:11, "For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always."

I believe that was a discussion about oil, which Jesus said should be given to Him and not the poor. LBC will accept any oil you come across on behalf of Jesus.

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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-27-2011, 09:36 PM

How ignorant can you people be!? It's absolutely the woman's right to decide what to do when it comes to HER body. What if she was raped? What if having to carry that for nine months was too much for her? It's not okay for one to have to live with the guilt and reminder of someone's drive for selfish pleasure!
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How ignorant can you people be!? It's absolutely the woman's right to decide what to do when it comes to HER body. What if she was raped? What if having to carry that for nine months was too much for her? It's not okay for one to have to live with the guilt and reminder of someone's drive for selfish pleasure!
Firstly, I hope you have your husband's permission to be posting here. The Holy Bible tells us that women are to be subjectified by men.

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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
Secondly, where do you get this whole "women have rights" nonsense? Which verse of the Bible says that?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-28-2011, 04:39 AM

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You are quite disgusting. Why are you here? Just to spew blasphemy and cusswords on God's favorite forum? Who cares what you think? It's what GOD thinks that matters!

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So, did God come down to pay you a special visit? How the heck would you KNOW what God thinks? Seriously, did you go have a special brunch with him and talk over a lovely cup of Holy tea? Get real. My guess is as good as yours on what God thinks. You people are no better than the Westboro Baptist Church. You're all just haters, and who the hell needs people like you around? I bet God feels like striking a few of you crazies with lightening rods or something. It's people like you that make this society full of hate.
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So, did God come down to pay you a special visit? How the heck would you KNOW what God thinks? Seriously, did you go have a special brunch with him and talk over a lovely cup of Holy tea? Get real. My guess is as good as yours on what God thinks. You people are no better than the Westboro Baptist Church. You're all just haters, and who the hell needs people like you around? I bet God feels like striking a few of you crazies with lightening rods or something. It's people like you that make this society full of hate.
How do we know?

We read the Holy Word of God, harlot! You can't just make God up as you go!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-28-2011, 01:58 PM

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We read the Holy Word of God, harlot! You can't just make God up as you go!
....Seems like you're doing a good job of making Him up as you go. Seems like you're doing a good job of making a lot of nonsense up.
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Default Re: What Christians believe about Abortion - 03-29-2011, 04:30 AM

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....Seems like you're doing a good job of making Him up as you go. Seems like you're doing a good job of making a lot of nonsense up.
Seems like you've got your ticket punched for hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I am in the military, army infantry and i cant always get to church, but i do the chaplain on a weekly basis.
That's disgusting. Why didn't you admit that you were a Catholic altar boy up front in the first place? We could have started you in the ex-Catholic program right away.


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