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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 09:17 AM

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People can learn to use their right hand, just like people can unlearn to be gay.



Where does the Bible say Gabriel is at God's left hand? Book, chapter and verse, please.
Hermas 9:35 They stand, one on His right band and the other on His left
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 09:27 AM

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Hermas 9:35 They stand, one on His right band and the other on His left
Apocryphal books don't count. There was a reason they were rejected from the Bible. I didn't think even the Catholics regarded Hermas as canonical.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 09:31 AM

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Apocryphal books don't count. There was a reason they were rejected from the Bible. I didn't think even the Catholics regarded Hermas as canonical.
How do they not count? They were in the Dead Sea scrolls too, Catholicism teaches that we can still learn from them, Protestants are the only ones who reject them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 09:46 AM

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Protestants are the only ones who reject them.
Not so. Even Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, Zoroastrians, Sikhs and atheists reject them. The majority is on our side in this matter, so we must be right. Besides, the verse you just quoted conflicts with the Bible, so it can't be of divine origin.

Anyway, we don't outright reject the Dead Sea scrolls. They demonstrate how perfectly God has preserved His Word over the centuries except for the parts that have changed.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-26-2014, 09:05 AM

I was, unfortunately, born left-handed. My parents and teachers (unfortunately for me) did not even try to beat it out of me or teach me that it was wrong.

I try to use my right hand for as many tasks as I possibly can and hope that someday I will master writing with my right hand rather than my left.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 08:28 AM

In my search for answers regarding why left-handedness was so rare, I came across this particular post in this forum and upon reading some of the posts, I'm taken aback at the kind of things I've read...

For the record I'm not a Baptist, I'm Jewish; but that's not the point. The point is that I'm a lefty and proud. And I'm not an evil person by simple virtue of that fact. Like most others in the world, my family and friends are important to me, I cry when something I love is lost and generally I try to be a good person.

However, because I'm a lefty it somehow negates all the good things I've done, no matter how small. How can something like that be justified? I'm left-handed and proud.

It's unfair to make a claim against someone without the evidence to sustain it, and while you may herald The Bible as the ultimate evidence you can provide, I submit to you to go out and meet someone who is a lefty then judge for yourselves. Better yet, if you're brave enough to speak to me, I'll listen. Because I was raised not to judge people before they've been given a chance.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 08:33 AM

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In my search for answers regarding why left-handedness was so rare, I came across this particular post in this forum and upon reading some of the posts, I'm taken aback at the kind of things I've read...

For the record I'm not a Baptist, I'm Jewish; but that's not the point. The point is that I'm a lefty and proud. And I'm not an evil person by simple virtue of that fact. Like most others in the world, my family and friends are important to me, I cry when something I love is lost and generally I try to be a good person.

However, because I'm a lefty it somehow negates all the good things I've done, no matter how small. How can something like that be justified? I'm left-handed and proud.

It's unfair to make a claim against someone without the evidence to sustain it, and while you may herald The Bible as the ultimate evidence you can provide, I submit to you to go out and meet someone who is a lefty then judge for yourselves. Better yet, if you're brave enough to speak to me, I'll listen. Because I was raised not to judge people before they've been given a chance.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 08:41 AM

I didn't kill Jesus, and I shouldn't be held responsible for the actions of what someone else did in the past. Blaming me for the death of Jesus would be like me blaming all of modern Germany for the Holocaust.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 08:56 AM

Lefties are awesome!!! I'm proof of that! And lefties have more sense then any bible tapping jesus junkie!

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I didn't kill Jesus, and I shouldn't be held responsible for the actions of what someone else did in the past. Blaming me for the death of Jesus would be like me blaming all of modern Germany for the Holocaust.
Why don't you accept Jesus as the Messiah?

Jn 5:46-47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

You obviously don't really believe the Torah.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 09:22 AM

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The point is that I'm a lefty and proud. And I'm not an evil person by simple virtue of that fact.
However, because I'm a lefty it somehow negates all the good things I've done, no matter how small. How can something like that be justified? I'm left-handed and proud.
That's exactly the same argument that faggots use. Where did you learn that argument? You must be a faggot!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 07:18 PM

I've already spoken my peace on the subject. I maintain the knowledge that being left handed does not make me a bad person and nothing that's said otherwise will change that. But I think I understand why you people follow the good book so fervently.

You find comfort in what it says because you're scared to think for yourselves. In following its words to the letter, it frees you of all thought and responsibility for your actions. In your faith, you've subsequently become afraid of what you don't understand, and it's much easier to persecute and hate rather than understand. I had hoped and intended to have an intelligent conversation regarding the left handed subject, that I might show that handedness is not a root of evil. Alas this isn't so.

'But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, "He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone"'

With that said, I wash my hands clean of this forum and the people therein. Believe what you want and call me what you will.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2014, 07:41 PM

Left handers should burn in the darkest pits of hell. Of course he is. My youngest son was born left handed. He knows its wrong. He cant help himself sometimes which is why he is beat for it and he has his left hand tied behind his back at times to encourage him. Right now hes more than happy to use his right even if it makes things difficult for him, sometimes he cant help it which is why he gets beat daily as a reminder but he is trying to reform and thats what counts.


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In my search for answers regarding why left-handedness was so rare, I came across this particular post in this forum and upon reading some of the posts, I'm taken aback at the kind of things I've read...

For the record I'm not a Baptist, I'm Jewish; but that's not the point. The point is that I'm a lefty and proud. And I'm not an evil person by simple virtue of that fact. Like most others in the world, my family and friends are important to me, I cry when something I love is lost and generally I try to be a good person.

However, because I'm a lefty it somehow negates all the good things I've done, no matter how small. How can something like that be justified? I'm left-handed and proud.

It's unfair to make a claim against someone without the evidence to sustain it, and while you may herald The Bible as the ultimate evidence you can provide, I submit to you to go out and meet someone who is a lefty then judge for yourselves. Better yet, if you're brave enough to speak to me, I'll listen. Because I was raised not to judge people before they've been given a chance.
You have my deepest sympathies and condolences. However, denying your choice of being left handed is like a queer denying their choice of being gay. While it seems convenient to blame faults on God, you honestly cannot do that. God made everyone in His image. He is straight as the day is long and hands out Salvation® with His Right Hand.
God gave everyone free will. That is why he let you become a joo and did not make you be a Christian.
God will not ever stop a person from making bad or incorrect choices in life. The choices you make, are part of the proof you need to provide to Him to prove you are a worthy person.
So God allows you to be a left handed queer joo. It is not His problem. It is yours and all due to the choices you made in life.
Man up an accept some responsibility instead of whining and blaming others.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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being left handed does not make me a bad person
Have you ever considered that being a bad person has made you a southpaw? Why don't you pray to Jesus to reveal to you your unconfessed sin? Why not beg Him to show you where you offend God the Father so much that He would rather watch you roast in Hell for all eternity than to let you into His House (John 14:2)? I don't know about you, but if I hurt someone I loved, someone who went out of His way to help me, I would want to know it so I could make it right.



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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-04-2014, 02:46 PM

Being left handed or gay is as much of a choice as it is to be born man or woman. If you stop that bible *** potty language *** and start reading serious studies with serious proof instead of a stupid book written by someone called Kind of *** potty language *** James, you would all be better persons.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-04-2014, 02:53 PM

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It's not a choice that I've made to be born left handed.
Nonsense. No one is forcing you to use your left hand. Also newborn babies cannot operate tools so they are clearly neither left nor right handed.

Is using your right hand really that hard? It seems like a simple change to please God to me. As you know God doesn't like the lazy (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24).


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-04-2014, 02:58 PM

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Nonsense. No one is forcing you to use your left hand. Also newborn babies cannot operate tools so they are clearly neither left nor right handed.

Is using your right hand really that hard? It seems like a simple change to please God to me. As you know God doesn't like the lazy (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24).
No one is also forcing you to use the right hand, why does God gave us 2 hands if we are only supposed to use one?. babies can also not walk, talk, and pretty much a bunch of stuff... that's doesn't proves they aren't meant for it.

Also new born babies show their hand preferences even when they where in their mom's belly, most of them suck on their dominant hand fingers
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Being left handed or gay is as much of a choice as it is to be born man or woman. If you stop that bible bullshit and start reading serious studies with serious proof instead of a stupid book written by someone called Kind of bullshit James, you would all be better persons.
How wrong you are.

When a female is with child, her behavior determines what sort of a child it will be.

Perhaps the woman says Gods name in vain, God will probably make her have a female.

If she is flirtatious, she may have a ethnic baby.

If she disobeys her husband, a retarded baby

If she disobeys a Pastor, a severely deformed baby

Now, of course these are not hard and fast rules. God does what ever He deems suitable punishment. Keep in mind, these are all choices made prior to the birth of the child. Once born, all subsequent choices are the child responsibility and that child must bear the burden of making poor choices, be it choosing to be queer, left handed or a demoncrat.

It is all spelled out in the Holy Bible friend.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-04-2014, 03:09 PM

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Also new born babies show their hand preferences even when they where in their mom's belly, most of them suck on their dominant hand fingers


If babies do that you have to give them a severe beating (Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14, Proverbs 29:15) to prevent them from becoming gay!


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