[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I am so angry, these stores are so eager to forget about Jesus' Birthday that they're taking down the Christmas stuff already. Last time I checked, it's still January 5th, surely they can wait for at least a month!

Oh, dear!

Sister Christianson, I don't mean to pry, but . . . By what horrible misfortune were you compelled to enter a <gasp> WAL-MART?

Were you abducted by Messican'ts? Or perhaps by aliens? (Oops, same thing.)

Oh, of course. Silly me, you were surely there to witness to the downtrodden, the Wal-Mart greeters!

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Oh, dear!

Sister Christianson, I don't mean to pry, but . . . By what horrible misfortune were you compelled to enter a <gasp> WAL-MART?

Were you abducted by Messican'ts? Or perhaps by aliens? (Oops, same thing.)

Oh, of course. Silly me, you were surely there to witness to the downtrodden, the Wal-Mart greeters!

Absolutely, Sister, if it weren't for LBC, places like Wal-Mart would abandon Jesus during HIS birthday and replace HIM with a snowman or even worse, a polar bear. But I am in favor of shopping at Wal-Mart because it allows folks to spend more of their money on Jesus' favorite church (LBC of course!).