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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I am so angry, these stores are so eager to forget about Jesus' Birthday that they're taking down the Christmas stuff already. Last time I checked, it's still January 5th, surely they can wait for at least a month!
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Oh, dear!
Sister Christianson, I don't mean to pry, but . . . By what horrible misfortune were you compelled to enter a <gasp> WAL-MART?
Were you abducted by Messican'ts? Or perhaps by aliens? (Oops, same thing.)
Oh, of course. Silly me, you were surely there to witness to the downtrodden, the Wal-Mart greeters!