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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:14 PM
Listen up missy; You sound to me like you don't know the first thing about Jesus. Watching chink cartoons isn't going to help you escape the flames of everlasting hell. The lake of fire is full of surprised fools like you.
Do you imagine that life is just a crap game, where you gamble that God will be nice to you at the last minute, on account of Him being a hippie who loves even unsaved scum like you? You will lose, girl. Good intentions and tolerating everyone and everything will get you a permanent place in hell. I promise.
Read the Bible.
Jesus always wins.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:20 PM
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Umm...its been proven you cant get it that way. And if you can give me one instance where someone has gotten AIDS that way, then I will give up my arguement. I mean no disrespect however, and it would be great to meet Jesus, just not this soon!
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Dear Flame-O,
Why would you question the wisdom of Brother Bathfire? Here is all the proof you need!
The HIV Virus Is Now Spreading Through USB Sticks
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08-20-2008, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Lame-O
Umm...its been proven you cant get it that way. And if you can give me one instance where someone has gotten AIDS that way, then I will give up my arguement. I mean no disrespect however, and it would be great to meet Jesus, just not this soon!
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YOU made the assertion, so the honus is on YOU to prove it. If you can't back up your wild statements, then why should anyone take you seriously?
And by the way, we know that you DO mean disrespect. You are here to mock Jesus, but He sees through your cheap shabby tricks.
You'll be meeting Him before long. On bended knee you'll have to hear your fate for your God-mockery and perverted sins: Everlasting hellfire. Personally, I can't wait to watch you burn in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:28 PM
Wow, if you guys had even read your "proof":
The W32/LiarVB-A worm is the latest threat to our computers as it is using USB memory sticks to distribute information about AIDS and HIV.
Information guys, not the actual virus.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:34 PM
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Wow, if you guys had even read your "proof":
The W32/LiarVB-A worm is the latest threat to our computers as it is using USB memory sticks to distribute information about AIDS and HIV.
Information guys, not the actual virus.
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Another reason to stay with diskettes! Those CD's are gay looking too.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:37 PM
All CD's are gay, except for perhaps Lola!
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:39 PM
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All CD's are gay, except for perhaps Lola!
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I don't exactly understand how CD's are gay...so that means DVD's are gay also?
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:43 PM
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I don't exactly understand how CD's are gay...so that means DVD's are gay also?
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The ones you watch probably are.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:44 PM
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I don't exactly understand how CD's are gay...so that means DVD's are gay also?
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They're all flashy and shiney and they sparkle. They are gay.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:49 PM
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The ones you watch probably are.
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Why do you make that assumption, thats a bit ignorant, considering I could make assumptions about you. But those would probably be right.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-20-2008, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Lame-O
Umm...its been proven you cant get it that way. And if you can give me one instance where someone has gotten AIDS that way, then I will give up my arguement. I mean no disrespect however, and it would be great to meet Jesus, just not this soon!
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Could you show us the "scientific" study of people using computers to chat with Hellbound sodomites with the AIDS, demonstrating that people using the computers did not get the AIDS from such contact?
I'll be looking for a link to the "peer-reviewed" journal publication of the study.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-21-2008, 05:21 PM
If these USB sticks and such are nothing to do with sexual matters and cannot help spread AIDS ,
why is it they refer to the connecting parts as male and female.
That sounds a lot like a sexual reference to me.
And if these techno-types use a sexual term like that , it seems reasonable to me that there is a lot more hidden agendas connected with the things.
So maybe all these 'aids can't spread that way' types might like to be a little more careful.
Back when the Aids thing was getting underway big-time I asked an army medic who was lecturing us,
whether ' he thought it was fair we might be expected to get upto our elbows in heathen aids ridden blood because various do-gooding organisations believed we should offer medical assistance to enemy wounded.'
He told me ' we couldn't get it that way...That we would have to take a bath in the stuff, while cut up badly ourselves. He also said we would have to drink a bucket of spit before we were any where near to a risk of contamination.'
Both of those ideas sounded a perverted sort of thought to have to me anyway.
But, I asked him ' if he would give himself a shot of saline with a used needle' and he said ' No Way'.
I asked him ' why not, the saline was safe enough'.
He said ' If the needle user before him had aids he might get infected'.
Odd that isn't it,' I asked him. ' You won't risk a tiny iddy-bitty little smear of old blood may be left on a needle incase that might infect you. But you tell us we can be armpit deep in heathen fluids , for no good reason, and we would be safe.'
Seemed like one rule for them and another for anyone stupid enough to believe how 'safe' they reckon aids carriers are to be around.
Someone tells you you can't catch aids that way , whatever way it is.
I say , think again .
If it can only be caught the ways they reckon , how did the first one with it get it ?
There was no one he could 'sex' it from, and no junkie to share an infected needle with ?
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
08-21-2008, 06:17 PM
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I don't exactly understand how CD's are gay...so that means DVD's are gay also?
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Have you seen the double sided DVDs? Rainbows on both sides. That's just how the fags want it.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
11-07-2008, 04:06 PM
hi, my name tony. am 26yrs old and i live in Nigeria.i read through you story and it makes imagine what you went through........i think i would like to be friends with you..Am not always up here in the forum but you can reach me through my [EMAIL ADDRESS DELETED]
looking forward to hearing from you.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
11-07-2008, 04:33 PM
Wow, a Christian brother from Nigeria! We need missionaries and hosts for when we make our Mission to Nigeria in 2011. We sure could use some advance help!!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: A gentle man for a tortured soul -
11-07-2008, 08:49 PM
This isn't a leadup to some dead uncle having $1 million in a bank account there is it ?
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Water pipes -
01-16-2009, 03:08 AM
Water pipes
I am thinking about buying some wholesale water pipes from this company in China *satanic link deleted*
but I am not sure if they are legal to bring in to the states? What are the laws on water pipes, bongs, and pipes?
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Re: Water pipes -
01-16-2009, 03:10 AM
You shouldn't be smoking out of brass pipes to begin with. What are you, some kind of dirt-poor weed-devil? Can't you at least find an American company to help you support your drug habit? Why do you hate Barak Obama?
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Re: Water pipes -
01-16-2009, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by nothappy
Water pipes
I am thinking about buying some wholesale water pipes from this company in China *satanic link deleted*
but I am not sure if they are legal to bring in to the states? What are the laws on water pipes, bongs, and pipes?
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