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Dear brothers and sisters -
03-01-2009, 10:55 PM
My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!
I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.
I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.
Bless everyone.
Glory to be God!
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-01-2009, 11:29 PM
You sure have a strange name. Are you sure you're a Christian?
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:04 AM
Of course, I attended my local baptist church with my family every Sunday and Wednesday.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:20 AM
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I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.
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So, you zap people with electricity and then drink their blood? Does it taste better cooked?
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by VampireBlood
My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!
I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.
I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.
Bless everyone.
Glory to be God!
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If it wasn't for your demonic screen name, one might almost be tempted to say "welcome to our forum."
You're planning on sacrificing your baby to satan, aren't you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-02-2009, 12:26 AM
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If it wasn't for your demonic screen name, one might almost be tempted to say "welcome to our forum."
You're planning on sacrificing your baby to satan, aren't you.
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Why would I sacrifice my own child to Satan????
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:27 AM
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Why would I sacrifice my own child to Satan????
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On account of you being a vampire and all.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:33 AM
Or perhaps Vampire Blood is just a euphemism for Blood Sucking Joo Lawyer Masquerading as an Electrician?
I feel ill either way.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:40 AM
This is obviously a hoax, there's no such thing as a female electronics engineer.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by VampireBlood
My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!
I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.
I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.
Bless everyone.
Glory to be God!
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I'm glad that your sister is well known for her busts, but what do you think about the fact that she's condemned to an eternity in the Lake of Fire for rejecting Jesus?
Do you discuss that with her?
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03-02-2009, 03:54 AM
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This is obviously a hoax, there's no such thing as a female electronics engineer.
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Are you saying women cant be electronics engineers???
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 03:55 AM
I'm more worried about why you're a vampire.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 03:59 AM
Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 04:05 AM
Oh, dear. This is worse than I thought. Vampires are evil corpses who "live" off the blood of Humans. Being fascinated with them will lead you down a dark path full of sin, goths, and possibly Juggalos.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 04:27 AM
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Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.
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Sorry, but we're not buying it. Saved© Christians don't wallow in such filth, and they know how to lead a normal life. You are a demon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 04:29 AM
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Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.
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Why would you, a supposedly Saved© Christian, be fascinated with mythical, supernatural creatures that only exist in books and movies, whose "powers" are laughable and whose existence can never be proven?
Would it not make more sense to focus on the God of the Bible? He created the entire universe, and displayed His awesome and unlimited power by parting the Red Sea for the Jews as they fled Egypt, and causing a bush to burn without being consumed in the wilderness, and making water into wine, and causing a few loaves and small fishes to be sufficient food to feed 5,000 people!
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 05:36 AM
I have been informed there is a book out about a vampire who hangs out with satan, meets Jesus and then drinks his blood! Why do you hate The Lord so much that you would want to see poor Baby Jesus turned into a bloodless, shriveled, Holy Husk? Are you really a papist? They try to gobble Jesus too, albeit in the form of a cracker.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by VampireBlood
My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!
I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.
I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.
Bless everyone.
Glory to be God!
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Wow, you certainly are a friendly and trusting person. That's a lot of personal information to be giving out over the internet!
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 10:05 PM
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Wow, you certainly are a friendly and trusting person. That's a lot of personal information to be giving out over the internet!
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Bah. It's one of the undead speaking to us from the grave. First, no one in Alabama can read or write. If anyone was named Emily they would never admit it. There are no JOOS in the south except in Florida where they all go to die like lemmings. The story is full of holes. She might as well claim that you are the Virgin Mary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....er...no offense.
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Re: Dear brothers and sisters -
03-02-2009, 10:24 PM
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Bah. It's one of the undead speaking to us from the grave. First, no one in Alabama can read or write. If anyone was named Emily they would never admit it. There are no JOOS in the south except in Florida where they all go to die like lemmings. The story is full of holes. She might as well claim that you are the Virgin Mary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....er...no offense.
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Good points! Except for the Emily bit. I love that name, it's beautiful. I'd admit to being named Emily.
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