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HE is Risen -
04-24-2011, 03:24 PM
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JOYOUS EASTER, CHRISTIANS!
And God Bless Dora Denkins' filthy little Soul for dropping yet another wee Precious Easter Bunny off on my porch
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-24-2011, 04:51 PM
I had a few eggs this morning to remind me of the new birth of our Christianity. I love fresh eggs. Are your eggs fresh Sister SUV?
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-24-2011, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I had a few eggs this morning to remind me of the new birth of our Christianity. I love fresh eggs. Are your eggs fresh Sister SUV?
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Mmmm. Hmmm. Ah, that would depend upon your definition of "fresh"
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-25-2011, 01:47 AM
Would it be untoward of me to start saying, "HE has risen!"? It just sounds...more appropriate.
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-25-2011, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Q
Would it be untoward of me to start saying, "HE has risen!"? It just sounds...more appropriate.
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( Matthew 28:6) "He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay."
Yours in Christ,
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-25-2011, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
(Matthew 28:6) "He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay."
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Thank you for that most polite reminder, Brother Zechariah. I must admit that my training in American English, GOD'S language of modern times, sometimes takes precedence in my mind before I can recall scripture properly. A very human error, I am humbled to admit. I am clearly in the company of the wisest and chosenest.
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-25-2011, 05:35 AM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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04-25-2011, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
It seems I have to point out every year that this joke is NOT funny.
(blasphemous image deleted)
But no, someone has to take it one step further this year, sending me a link in my email:
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NOT FUNNY!
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In addition to not being funny, it comes a little to close to Catholic wafer worship.
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Re: HE is Risen -
04-25-2011, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
In addition to not being funny, it comes a little to close to Catholic wafer worship.
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You must be talking about those "I can't believe It's not Jesus" wafers that they use.
Indeed Pastor, NOT FUNNY!!
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