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Love Jesus Highway Vandalism Outreach Program - 10-12-2015, 11:20 PM

Folks as far away as California are spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ™ the Landover Baptist way, by any means necessary. Our successful Highway Vandalism Outreach Program has been so successful, wannabe Christians in other states are copying us. Folks are doing God's work by vandalizing any highway signs with the word "atheist" on them, like the Adopt-A-Highway signs sponsored by the homo-liberal atheist fagenda. Folks are cutting the signs down, covering them up and changing the lettering to better reflect God's message.

A fine young Christian named Eric Owen, who you may recognize as a popular ex-gay from FagOutCamp 2003, wrote a silly little article about vandalizing atheist signs for his completely heterosexual Christian newspaper The Daily Caller.

Just look how much Eric has grown up! I remember when he was voted Smallest Queen in Camp, and now he's such a big boy! I wonder if he would even still fit into those silly swim briefs he loved so much! At least I think that's him. I might be mistaken. The little ones all look alike.
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Default Re: Highway Vandalism Outreach Program - 10-13-2015, 12:08 AM

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Folks are doing God's work by vandalizing any highway signs with the word "atheist" on them, like the Adopt-A-Highway signs sponsored by the homo-liberal atheist fagenda. Folks are cutting the signs down, covering them up and changing the lettering to better reflect God's message.
That is a heart warming story, Pastor Harry. You who work with our Christian youth are bringing them to Jesus. Once there they do amazing things.

It reminded me of my late friend, Governor "Wild Bill" Janklow. He called several years ago to complain about homer groups wanting to pick up trash along South Dakota highways. Greedy for publicity, the sodomites wanted the names of their groups on signs.

In the middle of our conversation Bill said suddenly, "Wait. I can jerk out all the signs for every group that picks up highway trash and that will be the end of signs praising homer groups." Just like that, problem solved.

Wild Bill has gone to his Great Reward but he is not forgotten:

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/...alls-gay-group


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Default Re: Highway Vandalism Outreach Program - 10-13-2015, 04:12 AM

Now I know where to dump my garbage if I'm in California. Anything we can do to keep atheists off the streets and ummm, well, sort of on the streets....Anyway, if it keeps them from eating babies!


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