[Des]

For decades, Frito-Lay has played a crucial role in American high school football. I'm talking of course about the iconic Frito Pie, a spectator staple to replace the homoerotic imagery of the hotdog.

A bag of Fritos corn chips, slit down the side and heaped with Wolf® Brand Chili, shredded cheese, and onions has been the comfort food of choice for these football games. Until now.

For reasons unknown, but almost certainly due to death threats and threat of sanctions from Big Sodomy, Frito-Lay, the manufacturer of Fritos, Doritos, Cheetos, Lays, and other nutritious, delicious snack foods, has joined the Gay Agenda and is marketing this abomination


thus informing children that snack time is sodomy time. What will these family, America, and Jesus hating homers do next? Semen flavored apple pie? Penis flavored fudgesicles? Asscrack Poptarts? Testicle Teabags?

High school football will never be the same without Frito Pie, but for the love of our children, for the love of America, for the love of Jesus, we must, we MUST boycott Frito-Lay. God Fearing Americans have to put our feet down, draw a line in the sand, gird our loins, and make a stand for decency!

[FranklinAndPearl]

Hi, Bro[/B]ther Des! Pearl here!

Let me be the first one to say AMEN!!

Also, I hope that this Post goes through, as the new 'forum' change has this old Gal in a loop! LOL.

I would like to also contribute with the complete list of products to boycott.

First and foremost, Frito-Lays is owned by PepsiCo. And if PepsiCo approved this blatant disregard of America and CHRIST, we must boycott every product under them. This includes:

* Pepsi-Cola
* Gatorade
* Quaker
* Frito Lay
* Tropicana

Pepsi-Cola Brands

* Pepsi
* Caffeine Free Pepsi
* Diet Pepsi
* Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
* Diet Pepsi Max
* Jazz Diet Pepsi
* Diet Pepsi Lime
* Diet Pepsi Vanilla
* Pepsi Wild Cherry
* Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry
* Pepsi ONE
* Mountain Dew
* Diet Mountain Dew
* Caffeine Free Mountain Dew
* Mountain Dew Code Red
* Diet Mountain Dew Code Red
* Mountain Dew LiveWire
* Manzanita Sol
* Mirinda
* Mug Root Beer
* Diet Mug Root Beer
* Mug Cream Soda
* Diet Mug Cream Soda
* Sierra Mist
* Sierra Mist Free
* Slice
* AMP energy drink
* Aquafina
* Aquafina Alive
* Aquafina FlavorSplash
* Aquafina Sparkling
* Dole juices and juice drinks (License)
* Dole Plus fortified juices (License)
* Ethos Water (License)
* FruitWorks juice drinks
* Lipton Brisk (Partnership)
* Lipton Iced Tea (Partnership)
* Lipton Pure Leaf (Partnership)
* No Fear
* Sugar Free No Fear
* Ocean Spray juices and juice drinks (License)
* Frappuccino ready-to-drink coffee (Partnership)
* Starbucks DoubleShot (Partnership)
* Starbucks DoubleShot Energy (Partnership)
* Starbucks Iced Coffee (Partnership)
* SoBe juice drinks, dairy, and teas
* SoBe Lean diet juice drinks, dairy, and teas
* SoBe Life Water
* SoBe Synergy
* SoBe Adrenaline Rush
* TAVA
* Tropicana lemonade and punches
* Tropicana Light lemonade and punches
* Tropicana Twister sodas

Frito Lay Brands

* Lay's potato chips
* Lays Kettle Cooked potato chips
* Wavy Lay's potato chips
* Baked Lay's potato crisps
* Maui Style potato chips
* Ruffles potato chips
* Baked Ruffles potato crisps
* Ruffles Flavor Rush potato chips
* Doritos tortilla chips
* Baked Doritos tortilla chips
* 3D's snacks
* Tostitos tortilla chips
* Baked Tostitos tortilla chips
* Santitas tortilla chips
* Fritos corn chips
* Cheetos cheese flavored snacks
* Rold Gold pretzels & snack mix
* Funyuns onion flavored rings
* Go Snacks
* Sunchips multigrain snacks

* Sabritones puffed wheat snacks
* Cracker Jack candy coated popcorn
* Chester's popcorn
* Grandma's cookies
* Munchos potato crisps
* Smartfood popcorn
* Baken-ets fried pork skins
* Oberto meat snacks
* Rustler's meat snacks
* Churrumais fried corn strips
* Frito-Lay nuts
* Frito-Lay, Ruffles, Fritos and Tostitos dips & salsas
* Frito-Lay, Doritos and Cheetos snack crackers
* Fritos, Tostitos, Ruffles and Doritos snack kits
* Hickory Sticks
* Hostess Potato
* Lay's Stax potato crisps
* Doritos Rollitos
* Lay's Fries
* Natural Lays
* Natural Ruffles
* Natural Cheetos
* Natural Tostitos
* Miss Vickie's potato chips
* Munchies snack mix

Gatorade Brands

* Gatorade Thirst Quencher
* Gatorade Frost Thirst Quencher
* Gatorade Ice Thirst Quencher
* Gatorade Xtremo Thirst Quencher
* Gatorade X-Factor Thirst Quencher
* Gatorade Fierce Thirst Quencher
* Propel Fitness Water

Tropicana Brands

* Tropicana Pure Premium juices
* Tropicana Twister juice drinks
* Tropicana Smoothies
* Tropicana Pure Tropics juices
* Dole juices (License)
* Tropicana 100 juices
* Naked Juice

Quaker Brands

* Quaker Oatmeal
* Quaker Instant Oatmeal
* Quaker Oatmeal Breakfast Squares
* Cap'n Crunch cereal
* Life cereal
* Quaker Oatmeal Brown Sugar Bliss
* Quaker Oatmeal Honey Nut Heaven
* Quaker 100% Natural cereal
* Quaker Squares cereal
* Quisp cereal

So, let us all bid BYE-BYE to these sodomite brands! Only buy for those that accept JESUS!!!

Walking with Christ,

{arl

[Des]

Oh mercy! Thank you sweet baby Jesus that Tetley tea and Dr Pepper aren't on that list!

[Fred Hall]

Originally Posted by Des

Oh mercy! Thank you sweet baby Jesus that Tetley tea and Dr Pepper aren't on that list!

That is of course as long as you don't buy Dr.Pepper in Canuckistan or Polandistan, where Cadbury-Schweppes has licensed distribution rights to PepsiCo.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

It's going to be hard to do without my Funyuns. It's the price we must pay to save humanity from plunging into eternal damnation. Still, it's a high price. I'm going to pray for myself to be strong. I was wondering if there a window of doubt, say if I ordered 200 cases online before RIGHT NOW before the news has really sunk in? My gut tells me this is the correct action.

[Alvin Moss]

This atrocity is another example of the continuing assault against Christian principles and common decency by the Hollywood/Homosexual/Democrat Agenda. Their gall is unequaled in the 6,000 plus years of human history. They do the Devil's work, but not on the sly. They openly espouse the destruction of all Christian principles and the degradation of Western Civilization, that they may make clear the way for the arrival of the Antichrist.

[Nobar King]

Pretty soon those same liberals are going to be protesting all of the synthetic dyes that are added to rainbow doritos.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Wait a second!!! These rainbow Doritos are homosexual in nature? I don't understand. How can I tell the gay rainbow Doritos from the straight rainbow Doritos?! I need help with this immediately because The Boys Only No-Homo™ Campgrounds is stocked with 20 cases of these things. I thought the rainbows would remind the boys of the scientific proof of God's ability to make Rainbows.

The Frito delivery driver would have told me if they were gay chips, right?! I mean, he had plenty of time to tell me. He stayed and we ate some pie together and then he drank some home-made sweet tea which I clumsily spilled all over the front of his on his mostly buttoned shirt. So of course I washed it for him and then we had to wait for it to dry on the clothesline. We talked about all kinds of things, and he never brought up the chips possibly having gay. They would have to recall them, wouldn't they?!! Oh DEAR LORD! HOW MANY BOYS HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED?!?! This means emergency homo inspections for the next several weeks!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by FranklinAndPearl

Hi, Bro[/B]ther Des! Pearl here!

Let me be the first one to say AMEN!!

Also, I hope that this Post goes through, as the new 'forum' change has this old Gal in a loop! LOL.

I would like to also contribute with the complete list of products to boycott.

First and foremost, Frito-Lays is owned by PepsiCo. And if PepsiCo approved this blatant disregard of America and CHRIST, we must boycott every product under them. This includes:

Pepsi-Cola Brands


* Dole juices and juice drinks (License)
* Ethos Water (License)
* Lipton Brisk (Partnership)
* Starbucks DoubleShot (Partnership)
* Tropicana lemonade and punches

Frito Lay Brands

* Ruffles potato chips
* Frito-Lay, Ruffles, Fritos and Tostitos dips & salsas
* Frito-Lay, Doritos and Cheetos snack crackers
* Fritos, Tostitos, Ruffles and Doritos snack kits

Gatorade Brands
Tropicana Brands
Quaker Brands

{arl

OK, I don’t buy any of those things:

I don’t buy Pepsi Brands – Jesus would drink Coke.
I don’t buy anything called Dole – He’s to one who let the Clintons walk into the White House.
I don’t buy anything called Ethos – Jesus gives me all the ethics I need.
I don’t buy anything called Lipton’s, Lipton’s a Jewish name
I don’t buy Starbucks: the Starbucks’s logo was a pagan goddess – support them and you may as well send money to Satan
I don’t buy anything called “Tropicana” – it is bound to have had black hands all over it.
I don’t buy Frito Lay Brands – I do not wish to be associated with anything that is either pseudo-French or makes gratuitous use of “Lay” – or, as Jesus says, “fornication.”
Ruffles are a piece of ladies’ attire.
Doritos, Tostitos, Santitas, Fritos, Cheetos, Munchos are third-world Messcant garbage made from recycled, flavored wood
Quaker Brands: the Quakers are a load of bat-shit, wimps whose women shriek in Church – count me out.
Gatorade Brands – I have other people do my running around.

I suggest you all follow my lead…

[Ph0enix808]

its a shame, Doritos were tasty, burning all Doritos in my house