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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 12-04-2006, 05:16 PM

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Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
No, of course not, silly. The Interwebs are full of nonsense like atheism, evil-ution, and feminism, which anyone with any spiritual discernment will reject as wrong. Instead, we believe everything the Lord tells us. Praise His holy name!


This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 12-04-2006, 11:30 PM

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If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .
Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?
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Angry please prays harder for Miss.hellion - 12-05-2006, 08:21 AM

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Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?
Miss.Helloin, this thread were starteds so that not only would we true Christains™ prays for you, but you would reads it wiv a humble hart an then ask lord Jesus for forgivenesses . but you do nothin but yap an argue an yap-yap-yap some more, you gots a smart-alicky attitoode that be you ---> an i not shore you can be saveds after all
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 12-05-2006, 02:29 PM

Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:

(Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 12-05-2006, 04:52 PM

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Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:

(Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)
Islamofascists and feminazis are pretty much the same thing anyway, I'd say.


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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 12-05-2006, 05:09 PM

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Islamofascists and feminazis are pretty much the same thing anyway, I'd say.
Yes - it's SO!

Here's another one I've been Dying to use; who or what does this one remind you of besides the long-lost-and-not-Lamented "Chadi"?

(bin Laden's too Easy, so it doesn't count):

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Default Re: please prays harder for Miss.hellion - 01-07-2007, 03:11 AM

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Miss.Helloin, this thread were starteds so that not only would we true Christains™ prays for you, but you would reads it wiv a humble hart an then ask lord Jesus for forgivenesses . but you do nothin but yap an argue an yap-yap-yap some more, you gots a smart-alicky attitoode that be you ---> an i not shore you can be saveds after all
She plays (strip) poker with Satan (and wins...somehow...), of course she can't be saved.
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-07-2007, 03:16 AM

how come miss petal cant type right?



i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-07-2007, 03:21 AM

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how come miss petal cant type right?



i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
i totally agree.
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-07-2007, 03:32 AM

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how come miss petal cant type right?



i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
You don't type that well yourself...If I were a Christian I might consider praying for you. But I don't believe in pity.
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-07-2007, 03:45 AM

Cool -- neither does God!

Deuteronomy 19:21
And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.


Too bad that's about the only thing you agree on... which is why you're going to burn in Hell.


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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-08-2007, 01:57 AM

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how come miss petal cant type right?
Perhaps you'd care to cast out the beam in your own eye before attempting to pick at the mote you imagine to be in Miss Petal's. We capitalize the first word in a sentence, as well as proper nouns, in American.

Further, if you bothered to read Miss Petal's title, you'd see that she's an LBC Psychiatric Outpatient. I can only assume you overlooked this in your haste to criticize, rather than intentionally attempting to be cruel to our dear Petal.

It is decidedly unChristian to mock those who are seek to serve the Lord, Miss Chew, and often leads to unpleasant outcomes. Here's but one example of how the Lord deals with those who mock his servants:

2 Kings 2:23-24:

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
If you wish to pray for Miss Petal's continued progress, please do so. However, Hellion is the unSaved one of the two!

Have you accepted Jesus as your Savior yet, Miss Chew? If not, your prayers will fall on deaf ears. As will your cries for mercy when you're cast into the Lake of Fire.
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-08-2007, 02:24 AM

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It is decidedly unChristian to mock those who are seek to serve the Lord, Miss Chew, and often leads to unpleasant outcomes. Here's but one example of how the Lord deals with those who mock his servants:
good thing i'm agnostic, then.
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Default Re: please prays for Miss.hellion - 01-08-2007, 02:46 AM

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good thing i'm agnostic, then.
Just too bad for you that you're going to burn in hell, then.


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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good thing i'm agnostic, then.
I bet those little brats that the she-bears tore apart were agnostic, too.
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