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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-06-2014, 08:33 PM

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But, the earth is flat, isn't it?
Nowhere in Scripture does it say that.

In my opinion, the Ferguson Model of a Square and Stationary Earth best mirrors observable reality while maintaining Scriptural obedience and accuracy:



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I do not know what is in those sinners mind. They are living under sea level. Do they think that they can surf the waves on wooden shoes when LORD raises the waters?


What makes you think those shoes are for surfing?
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-07-2014, 08:58 AM

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Nowhere in Scripture does it say that.

In my opinion, the Ferguson Model of a Square and Stationary Earth best mirrors observable reality while maintaining Scriptural obedience and accuracy:

That's not a globe either, how can people say The Netherlands is between Poland and Turkey? Are they talking about alphabetical order perhaps?
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-07-2014, 09:18 AM

Oh and something else. The country isn't called Holland, it is called The Netherlands. Sure everybody calls it Holland, this is a common mistake.

There are two provinces: North- and South-Holland. These have always been the most populated areas when they traveled (talking about 17th, 18th century) they said they were from 'Holland'.

Yes, you can look it up, just like I did.
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That's not a globe either...
I never said it was.


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Oh and something else. The country isn't called Holland, it is called The Netherlands. Sure everybody calls it Holland, this is a common mistake.
Apparently no one told this to all those idiots living there.









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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-08-2014, 04:19 AM

I'm afraid to ask....What is "hup" a euphemism for in Swedish?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-08-2014, 04:59 PM

Does God hate every country except for America?
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I'm afraid to ask....What is "hup" a euphemism for in Swedish?
Well, the Dutch can't pronounce the "m", so they left it out of the word "hup". Huping everything that has a pulse, that's what they are interested in.


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Does God hate every country except for America?
God hates the sin. These countries listed have legalized sin. It is clear, God hates them.
For example Finland is full of homosexuals, one was quite near to be a president but GOD gave mercy, the homer lost and now we have a president saved from Tsunami by the LORD.

The HOLY BIBLE tells us about the things GOD hates. Here you can find some verses:

Proverbs 6:16-19
Romans 1: 24-27
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Does God hate every country except for America?

In landover's sick world... yes. Their God hates everything and everyone, so unless you're american, very white skinned, blond an blue-eyed, you're a "lesser race" for them. Also, you must hate every "lesser race", and send to hell to every child conceived by biracial couples. You must support men who beat their wives or girlfriends an fathers who beat their children. Latin america is not latin america, every country in that subcontinent is Mexico, and its people are not "mexicans", they're "messicants", they're gardeners and maids, in other words, america's servants, why? Because america is too lazy to do its own chores, they need people from another countries or their houses and pools will be dirty forever. Latinamericans are not allowed to have good jobs like doctors, lawyers, engineers or professors, they must have miserable jobs and serve lazy americans forever, they can't also celebrate their holidays or special days, they must work the 365 days of the year or their bosses will be mad. Also, women for them are worthless, a daughter is like a punishment for a "Christian" man, they must have wives who give them two dozen male children or more, and if they die during birth, even better, a dead wife is something to celebrate for landover men, that means they're free to look for another woman to do the same again


So, making long story short, landover is the place where the ignorant, the primitive, the violent, the lazy and the stupid, are kings, where you're told that only the gringos are allowed to go to heaven






So, since latinamericans are beaners, gringos are cowboys, ALL of the, no exception
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Oh my! Another sane person! This is indeed a strange, strange religion these people practice. It's like pure concentrated hate bottled up in a jar. And the way they attack you! Gosh. They're like hungry hounds. And their arguments just collapse on themselves. It's quite funny, actually. It seems that they're confused by their own religion sometimes.
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In landover's sick world... yes. Their God hates everything and everyone, so unless you're american, very white skinned, blond an blue-eyed, you're a "lesser race" for them.
God made us this way, what else can we do than obey His wishes?

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Oh, you re so wrong, darling. We don't hate the lesser races, we just want them to know their place.

A light-skinned lady whom I have encountered recently here on my mission told me, "there was never racism in this country [Bolivia]. When we ruled, everything was in order; they [the Aymara-speaking Indians] needed us to guide them, and we needed them to work for us. Now with the Indian president, we have racism: the Indian ignorants want our jobs and salaries."

I congratulated her - she was speaking like fine True Christian™ lady!

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It's not us, it's God who doesn't like mongrels (Isaiah 13:14, Deuteronomy 32:8, Numbers 25:6-11).

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It is what the Holy Bible says.

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Latin america is not latin america, every country in that subcontinent is Mexico, and its people are not "mexicans", they're "messicants",
Why don't you people make up your minds what to call you. Like, none of the Indians here in Bolivia identify themselves as "Latin" - they think it's a description of the white-ish elites only, and that it doesn't apply to them.

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Because that's what you're good at, sweetie!

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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-08-2014, 08:52 PM

I thought this thread was meant to be about the clog wogs, not the messicants.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-08-2014, 08:57 PM

It is strange how atheists, the most hateful people in the world, are blaming Christians for hatred.

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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-09-2014, 12:01 PM

I think I deciphered, why the Dutch shout "Hup hup Holland"! If we were to be as precise as possible HUP actually means:
H - Homos
U - Under
P - Protection
Apparently, they support not only drug addicts, but they protect homos as well.


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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 07-10-2014, 09:50 PM

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So, since latinamericans are beaners, gringos are cowboys, ALL of the, no exception

I don't understand, are you trying to insult us by calling us cowboys? A cowboy is a fine thing! A beaner? Not so much.


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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 05-04-2016, 11:59 PM

I am Dutch
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